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    The Hokage in the afterlife

    Minato: Alright, so I guess we can all agree I'm the best damn Hokage the world has ever seen, right?

    Hiruzen: Really, how do you figure that?

    Minato: Oh, I don't know...let's see here...We've got Woody over there who's DNA is pretty much one of the major reasons the world is on a highway to hell.

    Hashirama: Hey!

    Minato: And then we've got you, who trained this world's equivalent of Michael Jackson, and we all know how that turned out.

    Tobirama: What about me?

    Minato: Name ONE thing you've done.

    Tobirama: Oh...ah...I...Oh! I came up with the Chunin Exams!

    Hiruzen: Pff...big accomplishment, you force little children to battle each other, congratulations.

    Minato: Yeah way to go Aquaman.

    Tobirama: Oh! He's my favorite superhero! How did you know?

    *Silence*

    Hashirama: Bro...please...the grownups are talking. Anyway, we all know I'm the strongest by far.

    Hiruzen: Oh really? Well I'll just bring a chainsaw to our next fight and see how well you'll do.

    Minato: "Oh no! My trees are not enough to stop my lover Madara! Wait...I know! I'll use MORE TREES!"

    Hashirama: God I hate you guys...

    Minato: Let's face it, I'm the smartest, strongest, sexie...

    Tobirama: Hey guys, check out the TV! Tobi's mask finally shattered!

    Hiruzen: Oh my God it feels like I've been waiting forever! Finally, people can stop with the Izuna/Kagami nonsense.

    Hashirama: I don't know, we don't know anything about those two...THAT MEANS IZUNA IS TOBI! RIGHT?!

    Hiruzen: ...I don't know what's worse...the fact that people want Tobi to be a nobody or that people will act like his identity was obvious when it's revealed.

    Tobirama: Dudes, my money is still on Obito.

    Minato: I've told you, there was nothing left but some Obito SOUP after he was crushed. Besides, it's not like I can fail, unlike you I've got a reputation to take care of!

    *You let Rin die!*

    Hiruzen: Oh sweet Lord it actually IS Obito! And look! He has gone all Uchiha too! Nice work Blondie!

    Minato: Oh wow...I actually messed up. Hey, hey! How much do you wanna bet Kakashi will use Talk no Jutsu on him?

    *Enter Tsunade*

    Tsunade: 100 bucks!

    Tobirama: Oh woh woh...there's no need to BET YOUR LIFE ON IT...AM I RIGHT?!...What too soon?

    *The End*
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    I really like it.
    BUUUUTTT it's in the wrong section.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    LMAO I have the PERFECT story for the Hokages' afterlife if you want to check it out. It's legit.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Hahaha Tobirama was an Obito theorist.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    that was pretty awesome, Tsunade part especially.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    I'm dying.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    You.

    Are.

    A.

    Genius.

    I love how you did Minato...
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Very nice
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    This was amusing.

    No Danzō?
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    +rep.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Wow thank you all so much! I almost didn't post this because I wrote it down in like five minutes and was afraid it wouldn't be any good!

    Thank you for your kind words!
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Hahaha I cracked at the part "Minato: Yeah way to go Aquaman.
    Tobirama: Oh! He's my favorite superhero! How did you know?"

    olol, nice work!
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Dude, this is such a parody of this>>http://www.narutobase.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=245787
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Craaaaaap, you kids just aint funny
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Btw you should've added that Tobirama created the Edo Tensei, it would've been more hilarious!
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiLeeHatake View Post
    Dude, this is such a parody of this>>http://www.narutobase.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=245787
    Never read but thanks for shamelessly promoting your own work in my thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by X Spike X View Post
    Craaaaaap, you kids just aint funny
    Well, based on your grammar and lack of maturity, I'm guessing that I'm older than you.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiLeeHatake View Post
    Dude, this is such a parody of this>>http://www.narutobase.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=245787
    I've read some of your FFs, it was good, really!
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Quote Originally Posted by Memoria View Post
    Btw you should've added that Tobirama created the Edo Tensei, it would've been more hilarious!
    I was about to but I honestly feel like "Tobirama creating Edo Tensei" is a mistake, or a slip-up or SOMETHING. It just doesn't sound like him. Besides, everyone still calls it "Orochimaru's jutsu", and fittingly so.

    So I took a moral stand! I've never read the databooks, nor do I ever intend to. To me, Tobirama is a nobody. Obviously a great ninja and he must have accomplished many remarkable things because he was a Hokage but still, I think you understand what I mean. All I know about Tobirama is that he was good with water jutsu and sacrificed himself and gave the title to Sarutobi. That's it.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    Hiruzen FTW.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife

    that's great.
     
         

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