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    best/worst places to toot

    where's some of the bizarre places you ever farted?

    did you ever hold a fart untill an appropriate time to release? if so how long did you wait?

    describe the most embassing time you ever let one go.

    lol
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Haven't really let go of one in an embarrassing moment, but I've been close sometimes I guess!
    There was this one time when I was in class and had to try my hardest to hold it in~
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    OP.... wut r u doing... OP.... Staph....
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    I will post mine in a spoiler bellow for those of you who want to know...
    When a girl who is a friend of mine was sucking my lolipop it was most aqwerd indeed.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    wht is this? either ur crazy or retarded...the best place is by your lonely and the worst is when your around people
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by Neji360 View Post
    Why don't you stop failing and gtfo yourself.

    OT: I farted next to the head master. she was like, wtf are you doing
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Had bean and a trashy taco last friday. Tooted the whole weekend, non stop. Stank like no body's business everywhere I went.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadai View Post
    I will post mine in a spoiler bellow for those of you who want to know...
    When a girl who is a friend of mine was sucking my lolipop it was most aqwerd indeed.
    lord i bet she got a nose full lol
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by UchihaBrat View Post
    Haven't really let go of one in an embarrassing moment, but I've been close sometimes I guess!
    There was this one time when I was in class and had to try my hardest to hold it in~
    classroom farts are always classic lol
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    I farted on a bus once, everyone had to get off the bus until the smell wore off.

    :D
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Wow, just wow!
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by UchihaMadara01 View Post
    Why don't you stop failing and gtfo yourself.

    OT: I farted next to the head master. she was like, wtf are you doing
    lol i would have looked her right in the eyes and did it again.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

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    lord i bet she got a nose full lol
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    Yeah
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    finish
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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by Germanicus View Post
    Had bean and a trashy taco last friday. Tooted the whole weekend, non stop. Stank like no body's business everywhere I went.
    I hope u where by yourself most of that weekend lol
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadai View Post
    :ghehe:
    Yeah
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    lol i can imagine bro I'm not gonna lie.. I wouldn't even do that lol
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadai View Post
    :ghehe:
    Yeah
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    finish
    eaither
    ,
    it
    ruined
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    You guys are so crude it is funny because your all younger than me but still. lol
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by COLONELJJ81 View Post
    wht is this? either ur crazy or retarded...the best place is by your lonely and the worst is when your around people
    you would be suprised how meny people loved to toot around an audience.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by IAmWumbo View Post
    I farted in someone's face with my bare ass once and gave him pinkeye.
    jeez u should get your colon checked out cuz um
    farts arnt susposed to do that.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by Rojuro otoribashi View Post
    You guys are so crude it is funny because your all younger than me but still. lol
    :confused:
    how I
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    Re: best/worst places to toot

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    :confused:
    how I
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    I'm 21, but it's the age of my mind that counts(about 12)!:scorps:
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    lol at this thread. i holded many farts in class, but some of them escaped, lol, but with no sound, they were ninjas, silent but deadly, but the most embarassing moment was in the movies, everything was quiet than i farted, i was laughing so hard with my friend tho but many people looked at me.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    @OP
    This
    thread
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    GENIUS!!!
     
         
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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by ShishaMastah420 View Post
    OP.... wut r u doing... OP.... Staph....
    postin man what does it look like?
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    I'm going to give this thread pinkeye.
     
         

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