Funny Quotes

**Madara Uchiha** · 09-04-2008, 08:03 PM

Funny Quotes

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[quote=eLiAs NaRuTo FaN;291299]have you pooped recently? O_o[/quote]

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[quote=Hellsbadass;337602]
ok *does bianca's nails*[/quote]

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[quote=ragnaroc;274738]
i really suck hard
i did elias... recently[/quote]

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[quote=Misa;305266]
me and bishamon in bed >-<[/quote]

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[quote=shinbu;291125]the most person i love is shodiame 
he did to many thing for me.[/quote]

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[quote=Lil T;135429]*starts running around the house naked*
hay zabuza its naked time!!![/quote]

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[quote=pixyfairy;283798]I LIKE GIRLS!!!!!![/quote]

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[quote=kawagiri shinigami;334500]
mine was about as hard as a beach ball.... 
it wouldn't hurt you a bit :eek:[/quote]

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[quote=Hellsbadass;281285]my confession
i like to look at guy's asses[/quote]

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[quote=Hellsbadass;281294]*looks at neji's ass*
nice ass ;)[/quote]

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[quote=BishamonSama;311859]Hrmmm, mind if I measure? O_o[/quote]

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[quote=BishamonSama;311873]
Waaaait a second.....Elias....misa.... baby? That means Elias and Misa..... 
O_O Elias is still a virgin :rolleyes:[/quote]

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[quote=Hellsbadass;58557]i 'll get some sake to get 
these fat chicks look hot[/quote]

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[QUOTE=eLiAs NaRuTo FaN;296905]*points at hidan's tiny penis*
haha! i feel sorry for you XD[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BishamonSama;334814]Alright then, I'll be honest. Ur boobs O__O[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;284772]ok *removes clothes* 
oh pixy[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=DRB;339332]well Madara is Tobi so we like slept with the same person ;) 
3 ppl in 1 bed, wow[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Madara  Uchiha;340968]I'm afraid of the dark because the boogie man 
might come back and make me do things I dont want to do. xD.:p[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Yuugi;340984][IMG]http://www.mototuneusa.com/BikiniGirls69.jpg[/IMG] 
what do you think of me in my new bikini?:D[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Madara  Uchiha;341021]I love to smell womens shoes[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Yuugi;341045]lalalalala *shaving my legs* 
[SPOILER]i hate this dare�_� madara>_<[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;341185]*gets out of the bag* hey grimm ;) *comes closer* i love 
that song u know? *starts to give grimm a lap dance* rawr!:D[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Madara  Uchiha;341197]*puts on space suit for protection. washes grims
feet while bianca is giving him a lapdance* T__T[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=kawagiri shinigami;341237]*lifts bianca's shirt*
take a good look grimm... it's as close as ure gonna get lmao :p[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;341284]*kicks madara where it hurts the most*
without any reason Oo[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Madara  Uchiha;341291]*Falls to the ground*
My..reproductive organs. X_X[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Misa;342056]do u have steel balls or something??[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;135448]ok :D:D *removes pants*
weeeeee :D[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=TOBI!;135501](shoots lilT) STOP THAT!
(shoots zabuza) STOP TOUCHING LIL T[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;135503]O_O
*looks at the crotch* eeeewwwww!!! *lets go*[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=TOBI!;135553]*shoots zabuza* BAD ZABUZA!!!!!
*shoots sexy_chick* NO VIRGINITY STEALING!![/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;135628]i am also naked O_O
and y r u lookin at me O_O[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;135640]O_O *stares at biancaraducea*
10 out of 5[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;342161]*pees in the ocean*
*smirks*[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BishamonSama;342578]AIM LOW!! o_o[/QUOTE]

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[quote=blondiegirl;342824]*gets up* 
bishamon...take me to the hotel room![/quote]

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[QUOTE=HakuxHavok;334861]I am sugary, sprakling and 
orgasmically delicous.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=shigure478;343133]Probably.... *falls asleep on table* *talks in sleep*
 Sensei...Gay...Love...Idk....Who?....Gay....Silky[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;344517]O_O rape?
*takes out popcorn* can i watch?[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;345210]what about mine? Oo
is mine big?[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Versuvio;345182]Way to large, make it smaller. 
[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Uchiha Sasuke.;342942]O_O so you sayin that i almost did ....... with My
 sister o_0 or you just High on Tacos?[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;344593]*sighs* guess no rape huh?
damn i wanted to see some action:p[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BlondieGirl;342604]Ok guys. Ive been rejected enough tonight!
[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=DRB;338239]no i'll keep blowing and fixing :p[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;345507]ok ppl i am gettin married witH shodaime
everybody is invited, lets get it started[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;345524]*walks towards pixy slowly* pixy this is what i 
always wanted to do... *pulls pixy in for a hot long kiss*[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Madara  Uchiha;345558]YOU STOLE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! IM GOING TO KILL 
YOU!! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NoW!!:mad: YOU SToLE BISHAMON FROM me![/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=kawagiri shinigami;345573]Gets in the shower with asuma and bishamon*
 Finally! hey there monkey man, i didn't know you had such a large tail.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;345590]*gets in the shower naked and scrubs asuma's back*
[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;345606]*gets in the shower too wearing a towel* hey there;) let me
 wasH your back for u^^ *starts washing grimms back slowly*[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;345623]i only wash grimm^^[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BishamonSama;345632]*starts rubbing Akira's back with a loofa* There ya
 go, Akira.[/QUOTE]

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[quote=bishamonsama;345695]*laying in a bed with bianca* you know, bianca, you
 have striking features :cool: You like bananas, bianca? Because i have a good 
one here  *whispers to bianca* they're good for you.[/quote]

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[quote=bibi;345744]*gets naked, smiles, falls on madara*[/quote]

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[quote=bibi;345751]no u cant cuz your hair is not smooth and silky like 
madara's[/quote]

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[quote=haku misa;345763]misa: *runs around naked* 
haku: Attention whore... 
Misa: So? :p[/quote]

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[quote=madara  uchiha;345771]*lying on the ground with bianca on top of me*
guess im stuck. >_> Better enjoy the moment.:p[/quote]

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[quote=akirahoshiko;345780]-stares at u- they r very beautiful :eek:[/quote]

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[quote=akirahoshiko;345792]-throws u a shirt- r u goin to cover up lol[/quote]

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[quote=uchiha sasuke.;345816]are you 2 lesbians or your braws are to tight?
[/quote]

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[quote=uchiha sasuke.;345845]o_o no my pants are too tight:p xd[/quote]

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[QUOTE=Zanji Uchiha;346059] but I wear my lil sisters skirts[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;346144]ohh another subject of mine is here^^ *walks towards
 madara, *sits in his lap and starts dancing* why the hell are u letting me do 
this? *slaps* unworthy slave!>_<[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=kawagiri shinigami;347126]*Running on treadmill naked*
must get stronger O_O[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;347270]*licks the baby*
O_O[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BiBi;356879]Oo but i want to lick your face!!![/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=kawagiri shinigami;357273]*pounces on grimm and starts licking his face*

i'm so glad you are alive :p[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=master of the sharingan;357294]i love evry ones boobs...0_0
*sqeezes misa*
0_0.....
soft..[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=BishamonSama;357359]I swallowed your booby, misa ^^[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Hellsbadass;357764]*pees on the trapped guy*[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=HakuxHavok;357808]Haku can't read...wow...I kan't spewl either.
And I'm a virgin...so I'm clean.[/QUOTE]

I'm putting togethter a list of the most embarassing quotes on nb.
So if you ever want to put one in your sig you can come here.
Please show your support by submitting links to embarassing quotes here.

**Akami** · 09-04-2008, 08:04 PM

nice quotes by the way

**BishamonSama** · 09-04-2008, 08:09 PM

, that's a good one!

**-Andy-** · 09-04-2008, 08:10 PM

yeah thats mine

**Madara Uchiha** · 09-04-2008, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by asuma sempai

yeah thats mine

thats mine asuma, you copied me.-_-

**-Andy-** · 09-04-2008, 08:14 PM

ok ok sheesh sorry but i want to ceap it

and heres something

Originally Posted by ragnaroc

i really suck hard

i did elias... recently

**-Damon-** · 09-04-2008, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by asuma sempai

ok ok sheesh sorry but i want to ceap it

and heres something

lol thats a good one.

**Madara Uchiha** · 09-04-2008, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by asuma sempai

ok ok sheesh sorry but i want to ceap it

and heres something

rotfl!

**Akami** · 09-04-2008, 08:20 PM

where the f*** am i

**-Damon-** · 09-04-2008, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Madara Uchiha

rotfl!

**-Andy-** · 09-04-2008, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Akami

where the f*** am i

what?

**Madara Uchiha** · 09-04-2008, 08:53 PM

5 quotes so far.^^

**-Nero-** · 09-04-2008, 08:54 PM

lol nice quotes

**Madara Uchiha** · 09-04-2008, 09:21 PM

7 quotes.

**~~Bianca~~** · 09-04-2008, 09:24 PM

woot!:D
and its here, good job madara lol
promise ill look for more embarrasing quotes for ya in the deleted threads

**Madara Uchiha** · 09-04-2008, 09:25 PM

lol thnx.

**-Damon-** · 09-04-2008, 09:26 PM

i change mines a little

**~~Misa-Misa~~** · 09-04-2008, 09:27 PM

wow misa is on there lolz :D:D

**Ragnaroc** · 09-04-2008, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Madara Uchiha

Embarassing Quotes

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I'm putting togethter a list of the most embarassing quotes on nb.
So if you ever want to put one in your sig you can come here.
Please show your support by submitting links to embarassing quotes here.

i would like to thank bsama-sensei and myself for this third place performance

**Madara Uchiha** · 09-04-2008, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by ragnaroc

i would like to thank bsama-sensei and myself for this third place performance

lol its not in any specific order.

**~~Misa-Misa~~** · 09-04-2008, 09:35 PM

i dont get the "does bianca's nails" one...
thats not embaressing

**Kawagiri** · 09-04-2008, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by Hellsbadass

my confession
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i like to look at guy's asses

Originally Posted by Hellsbadass

*looks at neji's ass*
nice ass

how about these?

**Madara Uchiha** · 09-04-2008, 09:42 PM

Rotfl!!

**ikkaku madarame** · 09-04-2008, 09:49 PM

what about this?

Originally Posted by Hellsbadass

i 'll get some sake to get these fat chicks look hot

yes/no/maybe

**Ragnaroc** · 09-04-2008, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Madara Uchiha

lol its not in any specific order.

0_0...don't take this from me madara..lol

Originally Posted by Misa

i dont get the "does bianca's nails" one...
thats not embaressing

grims the one that was doing bianca's nails

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