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Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
For an extra credit essay, I need some really ridiculous, over-the-top excuses for missing class.
Examples:
- I missed class because I was in a horrible car accident and turned into a vegetable. See you tomorrow.
- The stars were out of alignment
- I was dreaming about a basketball game and it went into triple overtime
*None of that lame cliche "My dog ate it" BS. And again, it's for an essay, so don't try and preach to me.
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~T.K.I~ The Badass!
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
I have to fly to New York to deal with my grandma’s drug overdose.
I missed class because I consumed a bag of fat-free Pringles while studying the night before and the Olestra gave me anal leakage, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea.
I met a really cute girl at the bar last night and she came home with me. She’s still here. Obviously, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up just to make it to class.
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Vigilante Missing-Nin
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
Missed class because I'm secretly Spider-Man.. oops.
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Banana Boy
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
There was a kid without a (Name organ or such) so i had to go to the hospital to donate mine.
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I will be Hokage !
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
 Originally Posted by TheKyuubiIchigo
I have to fly to New York to deal with my grandma’s drug overdose.
I missed class because I consumed a bag of fat-free Pringles while studying the night before and the Olestra gave me anal leakage, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea.
I met a really cute girl at the bar last night and she came home with me. She’s still here. Obviously, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up just to make it to class.
Oh god, this is frigin hilarious !! 
take one of his brah !
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Academy Student
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
A monster came out from the closet and I had to fight it off with an aluminum foil sword
My tooth fell out and I had to glue it back in
My microwave exploded
A dinosaur ate me then spit me back up so i had to go clean up
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My bank card was cloned by the corner store up the street. They wiped out my bank account and I didn’t have enough money for the subway.
I’m sorry that I missed class yesterday morning. I had a heart attack. But I’m feeling a lot better now.
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Badass Princess
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I got abducted by aliens and the made me their ruler so now I'm the ruler of Mars and the Martians.
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The Meme Guy
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Cuz I'm A Boss !

failing that...my brother ate my homework
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Last edited by debrr07; 05-20-2013 at 05:27 PM.
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I will be Hokage !
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
I started training kick-boxing and injured my self in the process.
I ran over a guy with my car by mistake and had to stay with the police for a while.
I tried Fruit Ninja in real life and killed one of my best friends.
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
i was kidnapped by aliens
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Red haired...
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My Uncle is an immigrant and he doesn't know his way back to the ol' country. So I had to take him to the airport.
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
 Originally Posted by TheKyuubiIchigo
I have to fly to New York to deal with my grandma’s drug overdose.
I missed class because I consumed a bag of fat-free Pringles while studying the night before and the Olestra gave me anal leakage, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea.
I met a really cute girl at the bar last night and she came home with me. She’s still here. Obviously, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up just to make it to class.
I like the second one..
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Mrs. Valentine
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"I couldn't find my shoes"
This has actually legit happened to me before. I would've gotten a detention for wearing any other pair so shit, I stayed home
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angel dream
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
I just missed my two classes last Monday because I was so hungry and spent the time in cafe afterwards eating and drinking luckily there was an event giving on that day
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Sith Lord of the Lawyers
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Due to the threat of global thermonuclear war I was hiding in a below ground bunker with enough food to survive a nuclear strike. Fortunately it did not happen, or maby we all died and this is the afterlife... pretty shitty afterlife.
I was abducted by aliens.
I was kidnapped by terrorists
I witnessed a murder and had to go to the police station to testify
I'm not at school I am dreaming right now and you guys are all part of a bad school related dream so go f*** off.
I bribed the principal and he let me skip school.
A voodoo doctor hex'ed me and I was a frog for a day, flies are actually quite tasty!
I was busy robbing the teachers house since I knew they wouldn't be home during that time
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Yandare
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I had a date with the devil.
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
Well I'm being bullied at school, and the bully took my homework and gave me his. But when I submitted his homework as my own, it got marked as incomplete. So my mother scolded me, and made me bleach all of my clothes as punishment. When I was walking to school, in my bleached clothes and fresh white Adidas, I had people following me, whispering such phrases as "next coming of Jesus." I missed school because I started a church. None of my followers go to school for fear of being bullied. So why would I go to class?
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Y U NO POST RIGHT?
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Re: Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..
 Originally Posted by Maid
I had a date with the devil.
I suppose we were both stood-up. Since he had a date with me, too.
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