Crazy Excuses for Missing Class..

[Big Sean]

For an extra credit essay, I need some really ridiculous, over-the-top excuses for missing class.

Examples:

- I missed class because I was in a horrible car accident and turned into a vegetable. See you tomorrow.

- The stars were out of alignment

- I was dreaming about a basketball game and it went into triple overtime



*None of that lame cliche "My dog ate it" BS. And again, it's for an essay, so don't try and preach to me.

[TheKyuubiIchigo]

I have to fly to New York to deal with my grandma’s drug overdose.

I missed class because I consumed a bag of fat-free Pringles while studying the night before and the Olestra gave me anal leakage, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea.

I met a really cute girl at the bar last night and she came home with me. She’s still here. Obviously, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up just to make it to class.

[Uchiha Josephus]

Passed a kidney stone

[Uchiha Shikiruire]

Missed class because I'm secretly Spider-Man.. oops.

[sky4life]

There was a kid without a (Name organ or such) so i had to go to the hospital to donate mine.

[The7thHokage]

I have to fly to New York to deal with my grandma’s drug overdose.

I missed class because I consumed a bag of fat-free Pringles while studying the night before and the Olestra gave me anal leakage, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea.

I met a really cute girl at the bar last night and she came home with me. She’s still here. Obviously, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up just to make it to class.

Oh god, this is frigin hilarious !!

take one of his brah !

[Ayame Uchiha]

A monster came out from the closet and I had to fight it off with an aluminum foil sword

My tooth fell out and I had to glue it back in

My microwave exploded

A dinosaur ate me then spit me back up so i had to go clean up

[Naoya Minato]

My bank card was cloned by the corner store up the street. They wiped out my bank account and I didn’t have enough money for the subway.

I’m sorry that I missed class yesterday morning. I had a heart attack. But I’m feeling a lot better now.

[Dark Angel Warrior 167]

I got abducted by aliens and the made me their ruler so now I'm the ruler of Mars and the Martians.

[ThilinaC]

My very close(but fictional) uncle\aunt\cousin\grandparent\any close relative died
I got ear infections so couldn't get up in the morning
if yesterday it rained heavily then our house got flooded(yeah it does some times :/)
fake injuries to hands and legs(just bandage it hugely )
I got mugged on the way and I went to police and they kept me there for 5-6 hours....

things like these worked for me so far in all the 13 years of my school life
just be creative and get the facts always straight,simple & believable when making stuff like these

[debrr07]

Cuz I'm A Boss !




failing that...my brother ate my homework

[The7thHokage]

I started training kick-boxing and injured my self in the process.

I ran over a guy with my car by mistake and had to stay with the police for a while.

I tried Fruit Ninja in real life and killed one of my best friends.

[Arian]

i was kidnapped by aliens

[SasoriOfTheRedSaand]

My Uncle is an immigrant and he doesn't know his way back to the ol' country. So I had to take him to the airport.

[Big Sean]

I have to fly to New York to deal with my grandma’s drug overdose.

I missed class because I consumed a bag of fat-free Pringles while studying the night before and the Olestra gave me anal leakage, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea.

I met a really cute girl at the bar last night and she came home with me. She’s still here. Obviously, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up just to make it to class.

I like the second one..

[★x Chibiusa x]

"I couldn't find my shoes"

This has actually legit happened to me before. I would've gotten a detention for wearing any other pair so shit, I stayed home

[dark dreams]

I just missed my two classes last Monday because I was so hungry and spent the time in cafe afterwards eating and drinking luckily there was an event giving on that day

[Darthlawsuit]

Due to the threat of global thermonuclear war I was hiding in a below ground bunker with enough food to survive a nuclear strike. Fortunately it did not happen, or maby we all died and this is the afterlife... pretty shitty afterlife.

I was abducted by aliens.

I was kidnapped by terrorists

I witnessed a murder and had to go to the police station to testify

I'm not at school I am dreaming right now and you guys are all part of a bad school related dream so go f*** off.

I bribed the principal and he let me skip school.

A voodoo doctor hex'ed me and I was a frog for a day, flies are actually quite tasty!

I was busy robbing the teachers house since I knew they wouldn't be home during that time

[Maid]

I had a date with the devil.

[Chicken Soop]

Well I'm being bullied at school, and the bully took my homework and gave me his. But when I submitted his homework as my own, it got marked as incomplete. So my mother scolded me, and made me bleach all of my clothes as punishment. When I was walking to school, in my bleached clothes and fresh white Adidas, I had people following me, whispering such phrases as "next coming of Jesus." I missed school because I started a church. None of my followers go to school for fear of being bullied. So why would I go to class?

[TheOneAndOnlyRaikage]

I had a date with the devil.

I suppose we were both stood-up. Since he had a date with me, too.