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    What would you do in this situation?

    Now I have perused my away across NB and have seen some very irascible members, so in turn, influenced me to create this wonderful thread, I think the title might be off, more like "how would you react?" would be more of a suitable term. But That's Irrelevant.

    Now, Imagine your sexy arse self, sitting inside a bar, office, school, or outside in a playground etc etc whatever, it can be anywhere, that depends solely on your imagination and suddenly a you hear a "THUD" behind your head, like someone slapped you at supersonic speeds creating sound waves bigger than the 50 megaton Tsar bomba, you are surprised for a second, then you proceed to tilt your head at an approximatly 45 degrees angle, and WALA! you witness a nerd with round spectales comprable to the size of a trucks wheel, possessing a monstrous amount of face fat which makes him look like mark henry on xanax, but apparently his body is skinny, and I mean, VERY skinny. Now these are your options....

    1. Punch the specky 4 eyes fracturing his jaw and erasing his jawline
    2. Take his glasses off and make him stand in the middle of the road
    3. Jump on him like he stole ur 3 year worth of nutella
    4. Call the police
    5. press charges
    6. Tear his apollo 13 off the launch
    7. Make peace with him
    8. Pat him on the head and kiss him goodbye
    9. Give him a new pair of glasses from specsavers, to convince him he slapped the wrong person
    10. Kill him like jack the ripper slaughtered mary kelly

    Boredom has it's perks, since NB has nothing contributive, this seems more viable of a discussion. Thoughts?
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Break his leg bones out of his body and choke him with them.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    So did I get slapped, or what?
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    We both sniff some kush and have sex on a bunk bed. He on the top.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    I would stare him in the eyes most likely. and keep staring
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Quote Originally Posted by Yusuke Urameshi View Post
    So did I get slapped, or what?
    Yeah you did, and to top it off, it was pretty hard as well.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Leave cuz I dont wanna touch him.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Give him one chance to explain himself and hit his jaw if he's trying to be funny with his words. And then wash the grease off of my fist
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Quote Originally Posted by P3ĮÑ View Post
    Yeah you did, and to top it off, it was pretty hard as well.
    Hmm... I'd prolly ask him why he slapped me. I don't like violence, so I'd rather use words.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    I wouldn't get slapped in the first place. A few times in the past people have tried to get me from behind but no... I can almost sense when people are approaching me.

    So once he failed, well...

    I'd call every fishmonger in the land and keep his hands behind his back whilst they all fish slap him with their full range of fishes. If any police come along, I would simply tell them that we were engaged in a sampling session.
     
         
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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

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    Pretty much self-explanatory... I guess...
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    I'd knock him out and take his wallet.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Quote Originally Posted by YowYan View Post
    Give him one chance to explain himself and hit his jaw if he's trying to be funny with his words. And then wash the grease off of my fist
    Going with this!
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    simple...

     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Quote Originally Posted by Yusuke Urameshi View Post
    Hmm... I'd prolly ask him why he slapped me. I don't like violence, so I'd rather use words.
    ^pretty much this
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Personally, I like option 2 (take off his glasses and make him stand in the road), but I admit I'm passive aggressive.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Physically attack him, and if possible, cut open his crotch and make him eat his own balls. That way, I've stolen what is most important.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    I puked a bit reading this. I'd give him a face surgery.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Call the police

    poor guy must have born near Chernobyly and escaped from nearby research facility.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in this situation?

    Shouldn't this be in Chatterbox? haha

    Regardless... If he did it on purpose, and wished to continue attacking me, I'd take him straight to the ground, sit on his chest, and then proceed to dislocate & break his dominant arm.
     
         

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