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    What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    Right to the point.

    Before me vs sasuke

    I would make a bunch of shadow clones.

    One clone would transform into Itachi

    All the other clones would transform into various uchihas that were killed during the massacre. :flaw:

    (I would get this info from books\records etc.)

    Itachi would be "popping" clones left and right and the clones would be screaming out trolling stuff.

    After reading a lot of dumb stuff on here A LOT... I thought it was time for me to share a random dumb trolllol sasuke "I dislike sasuke greatly (but do not discount any of his fighting skill \ fighting genius) thoughts of mine"

    Good day to all :noc:
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    hehehe sadly Naruto is not viscious enough to do that
    though that would most likely push sasuke further into madness
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    Hehe...will just blast with my tail-beast ball!
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    don't think sasuke would care about that much
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    I think no matter how pushed into the darkness he gets, that will always affect him in someway...

    and we all know this will never happen. I just wanted to be "non-serious" up in this place for once... cuz I am mostly a joking\humorous person
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    i would do that to and while Sasuke cry to Itachi...i would stab him behind the end...
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    id go biju mode and make shadow clones and make those clones sage mode and then they would create rasenmeteor.
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    Quote Originally Posted by bajram View Post
    i would do that to and while Sasuke cry to Itachi...i would stab him behind the end...
    lol
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    what was the point of this?
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    idk , gofing around i gess , maybe couse he knows there is no other ways to beat that sasuke expt by making some stuff up .... i have an idea maybe u can call Goko to blow the planet and end this ..
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    I would just TBB him
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    against sasuke I would use multi-shadowclone gay-sexy - jutsu which would pop out lots of dicks
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    Quote Originally Posted by p0002q View Post
    Right to the point.

    Before me vs sasuke

    I would make a bunch of shadow clones.

    One clone would transform into Itachi

    All the other clones would transform into various uchihas that were killed during the massacre. :flaw:

    (I would get this info from books\records etc.)

    Itachi would be "popping" clones left and right and the clones would be screaming out trolling stuff.

    After reading a lot of dumb stuff on here A LOT... I thought it was time for me to share a random dumb trolllol sasuke "I dislike sasuke greatly (but do not discount any of his fighting skill \ fighting genius) thoughts of mine"

    Good day to all :noc:
    That would work if the Sharingan didn't allow you to see thru a transformation jutsu. Nice try lol.
    I would summon Ma toad to use dust cloud jutsu to cover the battlefield in dust. Then I would make lots of shadow clones to scatter around Sasuke with some hiding underground. Have some rush Sasuke and fight him in taijutsu and moving him where i want him then have more clones rush Sasuke with rasengan from ever point causing Sasuke to activate Sasunno to block. (as all of this was going on the rest of the clones entered Sage Mode or Kyuubi Mode and I entered KM) I use my chakra arms to pull Sasuke thru the floor and out of Sasunoo. Rasen shurikens are thrown at the exact spot sasuke would be (using Sage Mode sensing ability to know where Sasuke will be) Boom its over. It sasuke escapes that, I would already have a clone summon Pa toad so Ma and Pa can prepare frog song but I don't see how sasuke can escape alot of rasen shurikens. I would also have flash bombs for when I'm in close combat, blind sasuke and planet rasengan him.
     
         
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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    Hmm if i was Naruto!? Kill Sasuke!!!!! or if that doesn't work....
    Pretend to be dead and we all know that Sasuke will look at Naruto in the face for a while then freaking open my eyes and grab his eyes and get his EMS....and own all Mwa haha
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    Quote Originally Posted by spike00spiegel View Post
    against sasuke I would use multi-shadowclone gay-sexy - jutsu which would pop out lots of dicks
    Thats when Sasuke drops to his knees with his mouth open. LOL
     
         

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    Re: What I would do if I was Naruto. (vs Sasuke)

    He just needs to learn the hidden mist jutsu -.- use that and hit sasuke with tbb, wuldnt see it coming
     
         

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