Legend of the Lightning Sage Chapter 1-The Ultimate Ninjutsu!
Alarm clock blares. It’s 9 AM in the morning.
Naruto: *yawn* today’s the day.
Within 30 minutes, he is already dressed, he walks over to his bed and picks up a picture frame right next to the one of Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke and himself and silently looks at it, it’s a picture of Minato and Kushina
Naruto: *thinking* Mom, Dad, I did it.
He closes his eyes and appears in his subconconscious and finds Kurama asleep.
Naruto: Kurama. Kurama! Kurama!!!!!!
The enormous fox is unresponsive.
Naruto: Alright, its your fault that I have to do this.
He uses the large torii gates of his seal to slam Kurama’s head. The fox awakens in anger.
Naruto: Good you’re awake.
Kurama: Why the hell are you awake this early, you’re usually asleep like the lazy idiot you are!!
Naruto: That’s not nice, and you’re one to talk, all you do is sleep!
Kurama: why wouldn’t I be sleeping, I have to watch the most boring movie ever. YOUR LIFE!!!
Naruto slams another torii gate on one of Kurama’s tails.
Kurama: Damn it Naruto, what do you want anyway?
Kurama: really? Oh no, another Bijuu arm wrestling match with that Bee idiot?
Naruto: hey! Uncle Bee’s awesome! And its not that!
Kurama: what is it?
Scene cuts to Kirgakure
Kiri nin 1: Did you hear? Konoha’s getting a new Hokage, that Uzumaki jinchuuriki.
Kiri nin 2: Yeah, Mizukage went for the ceremony.
Kiri nin 3: Wait someone’s coming.
Kiri nin 1: you’re sensing a foreign chakra?
Kiri nin 3: a very powerful and sinister one at that. I’ll get back up. Hold him off.
Kiri nin 1 charges at the powerful foe and starts forming seals but he immediately freezes when the foreign ninja forms one seal.
Foreign Ninja just let the genjutsu take over.
Kiri Nin 1: Damn it, I can’t move!
Foreign Ninja: I need your skills.
Kirin nin 1 F…For what?
Scene back to Konoha, Naruto is strolling to the Hokage office.
Kurama: you’re really going to do that today? That sets a new record for stupidest, most idiotic waste of my chakra!
Naruto: geez, have a sense of humor.
Voice: Talking to yourself again Naruto?
Naruto: shut up Sasuke!
Sasuke activates his Sharingan and appears in Naruto’s subconscious
Sasuke: Uh…Kurama, you’re looking scary as usual.
Kurama: Uchiha. Maybe you can talk some sense into this idiot, he wants to…
Naruto: no spoilers Kurama.
Sasuke leaves Naruto’s subconscious
Sasuke: Whatever it is, I don’t really care. The Fifth and those elders are waiting for you, the other Kages are on their way, let’s go.
Naruto and Sasuke arrive at the Hokage office where the elders Homura and Koharu, Shizune, Kakashi, Tsunade, Sakura, Shikamaru, Sai are present.
Tsunade: you’re late
Tsunade: listen, as you know, today’s your Hokage Inauguration day. I finally get to leave this annoying job. I need to run a few things by you, as Hokage your duties include…
Naruto: are we gonna go over some boring stuff now?
A vein is throbbing on Tsunade’s forehead.
Sakura: Idiot Naruto.
Kakashi: I’ll explain it to him, leave it to me Godiame. After all there’s really only one language Naruto understands.
Scene cuts Ichiraku Ramen shop.
Naruto: Ah…another bowl!
Kakashi: Naruto, did you get all that?
Naruto: Sure, sure, I give missions, meet with Feudal lords and kages, approve costruction of new buildings blah blah blah.
Kakashi: Finally! Its been two hours. Now in a few minutes, the village will gather to watch your Inauguration and it’d be pretty stupid if you weren’t there. And the Kages have arrived.
Teuchi: We don’t want a late Hokage.
Sai: Come on idiot Naruto
Naruto: SHUT UP!
Naruto, fully dressed in the Hokage garb, is announced as the new Hokage from the roof of the Hokage office by Tsunade and the Village cheers him on. Standing with him Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Killer BEE, the other Four Kages, Fukasaku and Shima, Iruka.
Naruto steps forward to address Konoha.
Naruto: BEHOLD THE FINAL PRANK OF UZUMAKI NARUTO!!!!! THE ULTIMATE COMBINATION NINJUTSU OF THE GREATEST HOKAGE OF ALL TIME AND THE MOST POWERFUL TAILED BEAST!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: ULTIMATE HAREM NO JUTSU !!!!!!!!!!
Naruto enters Bijuu Mode and creates 100000 naked girls which fill the entire Konoha in an instant!
Scene cuts to Kirigakure
Six Kiri ninja including Suigetsu stand frozen in genjutsu infront of the Foreign ninja whose eyes reveal he is a sage
Foreign ninja: This is the last one.
Six ninja from Kumo, another six from Iwagakure, another six from Sunagakure are also present.
Foreign ninja: We head to Konoha!
Legend of the Lightning Sage Prologue