Temari can solo SHIT team

[Supermacaquecool]

_O-:rofl::lmao: What a troll!

[Icelerate]

Actually Tenten solos. If she uses the banana fan she can easily kill Temari just like she beat Edo Kakuzu who was a double immortal. So Tenten solos with high difficulty.

[KazekageDaichi]

First of all there are four chunin and second of all 1 chunin (Itachi) can probably kill all ten of those bodyguards.

So you're basically comparing chunnin Itachi to Tenten,sakura,hinata and ino... Well done.

[Kratos of cruxis]

One does not simply defeat the wind goddess

But 4 can

[USSJ Future Trunks]

i think your underestimating this team. hinata vaccum palm and sakura poison gas can drive temari back while tenten showers her with kunais from the other direction. temari has only one direction to go to, after repelling the kunais. not left because of the gas. she can only run right into ino who takes her mind over and makes her walk into hinatas juuken before ending her tech.

[Megan Terumi]

i think your underestimating this team. hinata vaccum palm and sakura poison gas can drive temari back while tenten showers her with kunais from the other direction. temari has only one direction to go to, after repelling the kunais. not left because of the gas. she can only run right into ino who takes her mind over and makes her walk into hinatas juuken before ending her tech.

Temari can deflect all of those with one swing of her fan

Hinata vacuum palm does nothing but push Temari back which would benefit Temari greatly, and would only work if there was something behind her

[USSJ Future Trunks]

i know she can. but as long as two of them HOLD HER ATTENTION ino can do her jutsu and its over.

[Icelerate]

i know she can. but as long as two of them HOLD HER ATTENTION ino can do her jutsu and its over.

You think Ino is the key player here?

I may be a fan of Temari but Tenten solos her with the banana fan. I don't think she has a counter to that. If an immortal Kakuzu suffered heavy damage, Temari is as good as dead unless the banana fan is restricted. In that case it is a 50/50 fight for either side.

[Megan Terumi]

I'm pretty sure that isn't one of Tenten's "standard weapons" but ok.

[Icelerate]

I'm pretty sure that isn't one of Tenten's "standard weapons" but ok.

If we take the banana fan out of her arsenal then this is how the fight will play out.

It will be very similar to Madara VS five kages in which Temari will play the role of Madara. Hinata will play the role of Gaara. Ino will play the role of Mei, Sakura will play the role of Tsunade and Tenten will play the role of A.

We all know that they lack and Oonoki on their team to lead them to victory and even with him they can't defeat Madara in which case Temari defeats the SHITty team.

Tenten: "I will have my revenge!!:noc:" Throws some kunai rigged with paper bombs.
Temari: "Oh really, all your weapons are useless against me."
Hinata: "I must fulfil my promise to Naruto kun." Charges aimlessly at Temari.
Temari: "Your pathetic will of fire won't save you from getting hit by my sickle.:flaw: Kamaitachi wind scythe no jutsu."
Hinata: "Ouch I am hurt...":o
Sakura: Runs in and saves Hinata and heals her. "You are wrong Temari, do not underestimate the will of fire!":P
Temari: "There is no such thing as will of fire. The only real thing that exists is might and none of you sorry excuses for being ninjas have any.Here take this: Okamaitachi No jutsu!"
Ino: "We can't do anything we will lose this fight!"
Tenten: "Shut up Ino we can still win this!"
Temari: "Your luck ends here. My Kiri kiri mae will end this battle. Now taste the power of my wind scythe and never forget it even in your deaths. Release the sickle under the sunset!":noc:
Team SHIT: NOOOO]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If any of you want to add on to this then feel free to do so. If you have an in depth understanding of each character's personality than it would be wise to improve on this to make it even more realistic yet funny.

[Ryuga Uchiha]

Shit team, lmao.

[Icelerate]

No she can't. One Jutsu does not simple solo the S.H.I.T Squad.

One jutsu may not give the results, but what about some wind spam.