Afternoon on the beach

[LonelyAssassin]

Ikiko: -sitting on the edge of the cliff, glaring at the little glass ball-

-hooded figure appears behind you and teleports with you to a different place-

[UchihaMadara01]

Tasuke : wha!? whose is this?? -passes Madara his LEGO set, with just him. That's it, just his minifigure and nothing else-

Long story short... basically what happened is:

I met this piff gurl downtown next to the charity shop, and so i'd asked her if we could go for a drink. She took one look at me and said no. So i said, "okay, lets skip right to the shaggin' ". We when at hers, and basically here was me building up a nice rhythm, you know? She was enjoying it, moaning loudly and grabbing the duvet. She was beggin' me to let her orgasm, but i didn't, ya know? i just kept bangin' her in the nice rhythm, keeping her in the G-zone for a bit. Then hell broke loose .. shake my head.. i tripled myself! >_< You know, when you Shit, Cum and Vomit during sex. Damn! it was messy.. (._. ) .. okay.. lets skip ahead...( ._.)... so she got pregnant, and about 9 and a half month later, she gave birth to this baby. -points to the lil' baby in your hand- She was so in love with me and my c*ck, she asked me to get married to her so we could become a family. I done her the honor of rejecting, so she got angry, and so angry she went crazy.. she got mad bro.. i'm not lying.. ~_~ .. she kept sending texts messages and letters saying she "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" .. she went so crazy and constipated, she even named her son "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" and sent him to me in a Christmas box, all nice and wrapped up. I found it in front of the door after shaggin' Selina.. before i opened it, i thought it would be the usual i ordered every Christmas, sixteen packs of condoms. But when i opened it up, i was like "What in the actual bloody f*ck?" so i got down on my knees and looked towards the sky, with my arms raised, and said "Oh God! Santa!! why the f*ck are you doin' this too me?!?! is this revenge for doing your wife up the bumhole?!?!" and so... that's why i am here now.. to give you the baby! D

[ikikouchiha9668]

Long story short... basically what happened is:

I met this piff gurl downtown next to the charity shop, and so i'd asked her if we could go for a drink. She took one look at me and said no. So i said, "okay, lets skip right to the shaggin' ". We when at hers, and basically here was me building up a nice rhythm, you know? She was enjoying it, moaning loudly and grabbing the duvet. She was beggin' me to let her orgasm, but i didn't, ya know? i just kept bangin' her in the nice rhythm, keeping her in the G-zone for a bit. Then hell broke loose .. shake my head.. i tripled myself! >_< You know, when you Shit, Cum and Vomit during sex. Damn! it was messy.. (._. ) .. okay.. lets skip ahead...( ._.)... so she got pregnant, and about 9 and a half month later, she gave birth to this baby. -points to the lil' baby in your hand- She was so in love with me and my c*ck, she asked me to get married to her so we could become a family. I done her the honor of rejecting, so she got angry, and so angry she went crazy.. she got mad bro.. i'm not lying.. ~_~ .. she kept sending texts messages and letters saying she "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" .. she went so crazy and constipated, she even named her son "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" and sent him to me in a Christmas box, all nice and wrapped up. I found it in front of the door after shaggin' Selina.. before i opened it, i thought it would be the usual i ordered every Christmas, sixteen packs of condoms. But when i opened it up, i was like "What in the actual bloody f*ck?" so i got down on my knees and looked towards the sky, with my arms raised, and said "Oh God! Santa!! why the f*ck are you doin' this too me?!?! is this revenge for doing your wife up the bumhole?!?!" and so... that's why i am here now.. to give you the baby! D

I am probably the only one who actually read all of this

[LonelyAssassin]

Long story short... basically what happened is:

I met this piff gurl downtown next to the charity shop, and so i'd asked her if we could go for a drink. She took one look at me and said no. So i said, "okay, lets skip right to the shaggin' ". We when at hers, and basically here was me building up a nice rhythm, you know? She was enjoying it, moaning loudly and grabbing the duvet. She was beggin' me to let her orgasm, but i didn't, ya know? i just kept bangin' her in the nice rhythm, keeping her in the G-zone for a bit. Then hell broke loose .. shake my head.. i tripled myself! >_< You know, when you Shit, Cum and Vomit during sex. Damn! it was messy.. (._. ) .. okay.. lets skip ahead...( ._.)... so she got pregnant, and about 9 and a half month later, she gave birth to this baby. -points to the lil' baby in your hand- She was so in love with me and my c*ck, she asked me to get married to her so we could become a family. I done her the honor of rejecting, so she got angry, and so angry she went crazy.. she got mad bro.. i'm not lying.. ~_~ .. she kept sending texts messages and letters saying she "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" .. she went so crazy and constipated, she even named her son "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" and sent him to me in a Christmas box, all nice and wrapped up. I found it in front of the door after shaggin' Selina.. before i opened it, i thought it would be the usual i ordered every Christmas, sixteen packs of condoms. But when i opened it up, i was like "What in the actual bloody f*ck?" so i got down on my knees and looked towards the sky, with my arms raised, and said "Oh God! Santa!! why the f*ck are you doin' this too me?!?! is this revenge for doing your wife up the bumhole?!?!" and so... that's why i am here now.. to give you the baby! D

Tasuke : so, you accidently or on purpose killed a girl and turns out she was a mother, you felt bad but couldn't look after the kid so you gave it to someone responsible, thanks for the story -looks at the kid- I'll take care of him...

[LonelyAssassin]

I am probably the only one who actually read all of this

( I read it all too )

[UchihaMadara01]

I am probably the only one who actually read all of this

Anything to help you sleep my dear

Tasuke : so, you accidently or on purpose killed a girl and turns out she was a mother, you felt bad but couldn't look after the kid so you gave it to someone responsible, thanks for the story -looks at the kid- I'll take care of him...

No, i never killed her.. she's still alive.. somewhere on this planet, still giving blowjobs to earn a living.. ( o_o)
Yeah pretty much.. oh.. and i think you might need to change his name.. (._. )

[LonelyAssassin]

Anything to help you sleep my dear



No, i never killed her.. she's still alive.. somewhere on this planet, still giving blowjobs to earn a living.. ( o_o)
Yeah pretty much.. oh.. and i think you might need to change his name.. (._. )

Tasuke : I will...but becareful. Virgin boy

[UchihaMadara01]

Tasuke : I will...but becareful. Virgin boy

How the f*ck am i still a virgin.. (.-. )
Or are you just copying that ho's phrase?

[LonelyAssassin]

How the f*ck am i still a virgin.. (.-. )
Or are you just copying that ho's phrase?

Tasuke : It's so strong anyone can sense it haha, and it's a true phrase though -looks at the kid- boy right?

[UchihaMadara01]

Tasuke : It's so strong anyone can sense it haha, and it's a true phrase though -looks at the kid- boy right?

Oh really now?
What ever you say.
I'll take my present if you don't mind -takes it-

( I bet Ikikou is still grossed and probably still vomiting )

[LonelyAssassin]

Oh really now?
What ever you say.
I'll take my present if you don't mind -takes it-

( I bet Ikikou is still grossed and probably still vomiting )

Tasuke : I already gave it you.... -it's a LEGO set with Just your minifigure in it, just you on it's own and nothing else-
-disappears with the kid-

[LonelyAssassin]

Oh really now?
What ever you say.
I'll take my present if you don't mind -takes it-

( I bet Ikikou is still grossed and probably still vomiting )

(oh and you spelled Ikiko wrong )

[UchihaMadara01]

Tasuke : I already gave it you.... -it's a LEGO set with Just your minifigure in it, just you on it's own and nothing else-
-disappears with the kid-

-Studies the lego- man.. i got some hawt face.. (._.)
Oh, and Tasuke, for your info, the kid isn't ready to be anally shagged.. wait a couple of years!

(That's how i spell it )

[LonelyAssassin]

-Studies the lego- man.. i got some hawt face.. (._.)
Oh, and Tasuke, for your info, the kid isn't ready to be anally shagged.. wait a couple of years!

(That's how i spell it )

Tasuke : shut up 14 year old.

(You spell it as Ikiko, not Ikikou, as the U is the start of Uchiha -_- )

[ikikouchiha9668]

Ikiko: -sitting with her knees to her chest, face flushed-

[UchihaMadara01]

-eating fries-
Mmm...

[Tobi IsA GoodBoy]

(._.)...(|:)...(.-.)...(:|)...(._.)...
They see me rollin.......
They hattin.......

[ikikouchiha9668]

Ikiko: -reading a book, trying to keep her focus on it-

[Howard]

*Looking towards the sky.*

[Tobi IsA GoodBoy]

takahisa: *sitting on a tree holding a Rubix Cube in his hand trying to solve it *

[ikikouchiha9668]

Idalina: -sighs as she examines over his shoulder- you'll never get it.

[Tobi IsA GoodBoy]

Idalina: -sighs as she examines over his shoulder- you'll never get it.

takahisa: umm ha?

[Howard]

takahisa: *sitting on a tree holding a Rubix Cube in his hand trying to solve it *

*Still staring at the sky.*

Move the top section left three times, the middle right twice, the bottom left once, then adjust the middle up once and it should be solved.

*Walks towards the cliff.*

[Tobi IsA GoodBoy]

*Still staring at the sky.*

Move the top section left three times, the middle right twice, the bottom left once, then adjust the middle up once and it should be solved.

*Walks towards the cliff.*

takahisa: umm ok i'll try that
(hey i like your location reminds me of something i really love )

[UchihaMadara01]

*Still staring at the sky.*

Move the top section left three times, the middle right twice, the bottom left once, then adjust the middle up once and it should be solved.

*Walks towards the cliff.*

Watch out, we got a Rubix Cube expert over here