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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

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    Ikiko: -sitting on the edge of the cliff, glaring at the little glass ball-
    -hooded figure appears behind you and teleports with you to a different place-
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    Quote Originally Posted by LonelyAssassin View Post
    Tasuke : wha!? whose is this?? -passes Madara his LEGO set, with just him. That's it, just his minifigure and nothing else-
    Long story short... basically what happened is:

    I met this piff gurl downtown next to the charity shop, and so i'd asked her if we could go for a drink. She took one look at me and said no. So i said, "okay, lets skip right to the shaggin' ". We when at hers, and basically here was me building up a nice rhythm, you know? She was enjoying it, moaning loudly and grabbing the duvet. She was beggin' me to let her orgasm, but i didn't, ya know? i just kept bangin' her in the nice rhythm, keeping her in the G-zone for a bit. Then hell broke loose .. shake my head.. i tripled myself! >_< You know, when you Shit, Cum and Vomit during sex. Damn! it was messy.. (._. ) .. okay.. lets skip ahead...( ._.)... so she got pregnant, and about 9 and a half month later, she gave birth to this baby. -points to the lil' baby in your hand- She was so in love with me and my c*ck, she asked me to get married to her so we could become a family. I done her the honor of rejecting, so she got angry, and so angry she went crazy.. she got mad bro.. i'm not lying.. ~_~ .. she kept sending texts messages and letters saying she "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" .. she went so crazy and constipated, she even named her son "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" and sent him to me in a Christmas box, all nice and wrapped up. I found it in front of the door after shaggin' Selina.. before i opened it, i thought it would be the usual i ordered every Christmas, sixteen packs of condoms. But when i opened it up, i was like "What in the actual bloody f*ck?" so i got down on my knees and looked towards the sky, with my arms raised, and said "Oh God! Santa!! why the f*ck are you doin' this too me?!?! is this revenge for doing your wife up the bumhole?!?!" and so... that's why i am here now.. to give you the baby! D
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    Quote Originally Posted by UchihaMadara01 View Post
    Long story short... basically what happened is:

    I met this piff gurl downtown next to the charity shop, and so i'd asked her if we could go for a drink. She took one look at me and said no. So i said, "okay, lets skip right to the shaggin' ". We when at hers, and basically here was me building up a nice rhythm, you know? She was enjoying it, moaning loudly and grabbing the duvet. She was beggin' me to let her orgasm, but i didn't, ya know? i just kept bangin' her in the nice rhythm, keeping her in the G-zone for a bit. Then hell broke loose .. shake my head.. i tripled myself! >_< You know, when you Shit, Cum and Vomit during sex. Damn! it was messy.. (._. ) .. okay.. lets skip ahead...( ._.)... so she got pregnant, and about 9 and a half month later, she gave birth to this baby. -points to the lil' baby in your hand- She was so in love with me and my c*ck, she asked me to get married to her so we could become a family. I done her the honor of rejecting, so she got angry, and so angry she went crazy.. she got mad bro.. i'm not lying.. ~_~ .. she kept sending texts messages and letters saying she "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" .. she went so crazy and constipated, she even named her son "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" and sent him to me in a Christmas box, all nice and wrapped up. I found it in front of the door after shaggin' Selina.. before i opened it, i thought it would be the usual i ordered every Christmas, sixteen packs of condoms. But when i opened it up, i was like "What in the actual bloody f*ck?" so i got down on my knees and looked towards the sky, with my arms raised, and said "Oh God! Santa!! why the f*ck are you doin' this too me?!?! is this revenge for doing your wife up the bumhole?!?!" and so... that's why i am here now.. to give you the baby! D
    I am probably the only one who actually read all of this
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    Quote Originally Posted by UchihaMadara01 View Post
    Long story short... basically what happened is:

    I met this piff gurl downtown next to the charity shop, and so i'd asked her if we could go for a drink. She took one look at me and said no. So i said, "okay, lets skip right to the shaggin' ". We when at hers, and basically here was me building up a nice rhythm, you know? She was enjoying it, moaning loudly and grabbing the duvet. She was beggin' me to let her orgasm, but i didn't, ya know? i just kept bangin' her in the nice rhythm, keeping her in the G-zone for a bit. Then hell broke loose .. shake my head.. i tripled myself! >_< You know, when you Shit, Cum and Vomit during sex. Damn! it was messy.. (._. ) .. okay.. lets skip ahead...( ._.)... so she got pregnant, and about 9 and a half month later, she gave birth to this baby. -points to the lil' baby in your hand- She was so in love with me and my c*ck, she asked me to get married to her so we could become a family. I done her the honor of rejecting, so she got angry, and so angry she went crazy.. she got mad bro.. i'm not lying.. ~_~ .. she kept sending texts messages and letters saying she "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" .. she went so crazy and constipated, she even named her son "Why the f*ck are you doing this to me" and sent him to me in a Christmas box, all nice and wrapped up. I found it in front of the door after shaggin' Selina.. before i opened it, i thought it would be the usual i ordered every Christmas, sixteen packs of condoms. But when i opened it up, i was like "What in the actual bloody f*ck?" so i got down on my knees and looked towards the sky, with my arms raised, and said "Oh God! Santa!! why the f*ck are you doin' this too me?!?! is this revenge for doing your wife up the bumhole?!?!" and so... that's why i am here now.. to give you the baby! D
    Tasuke : so, you accidently or on purpose killed a girl and turns out she was a mother, you felt bad but couldn't look after the kid so you gave it to someone responsible, thanks for the story -looks at the kid- I'll take care of him...
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    Quote Originally Posted by ikikouchiha9668 View Post
    I am probably the only one who actually read all of this
    ( I read it all too )
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    Quote Originally Posted by ikikouchiha9668 View Post
    I am probably the only one who actually read all of this
    Anything to help you sleep my dear

    Quote Originally Posted by LonelyAssassin View Post
    Tasuke : so, you accidently or on purpose killed a girl and turns out she was a mother, you felt bad but couldn't look after the kid so you gave it to someone responsible, thanks for the story -looks at the kid- I'll take care of him...
    No, i never killed her.. she's still alive.. somewhere on this planet, still giving blowjobs to earn a living.. ( o_o)
    Yeah pretty much.. oh.. and i think you might need to change his name.. (._. )
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

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    Anything to help you sleep my dear



    No, i never killed her.. she's still alive.. somewhere on this planet, still giving blowjobs to earn a living.. ( o_o)
    Yeah pretty much.. oh.. and i think you might need to change his name.. (._. )
    Tasuke : I will...but becareful. Virgin boy
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

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    Tasuke : I will...but becareful. Virgin boy
    How the f*ck am i still a virgin.. (.-. )
    Or are you just copying that ho's phrase?
     
         

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    How the f*ck am i still a virgin.. (.-. )
    Or are you just copying that ho's phrase?
    Tasuke : It's so strong anyone can sense it haha, and it's a true phrase though -looks at the kid- boy right?
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

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    Tasuke : It's so strong anyone can sense it haha, and it's a true phrase though -looks at the kid- boy right?
    Oh really now?
    What ever you say.
    I'll take my present if you don't mind -takes it-

    ( I bet Ikikou is still grossed and probably still vomiting )
     
         

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    Oh really now?
    What ever you say.
    I'll take my present if you don't mind -takes it-

    ( I bet Ikikou is still grossed and probably still vomiting )
    Tasuke : I already gave it you.... -it's a LEGO set with Just your minifigure in it, just you on it's own and nothing else-
    -disappears with the kid-
     
         

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    Oh really now?
    What ever you say.
    I'll take my present if you don't mind -takes it-

    ( I bet Ikikou is still grossed and probably still vomiting )
    (oh and you spelled Ikiko wrong )
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

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    Tasuke : I already gave it you.... -it's a LEGO set with Just your minifigure in it, just you on it's own and nothing else-
    -disappears with the kid-
    -Studies the lego- man.. i got some hawt face.. (._.)
    Oh, and Tasuke, for your info, the kid isn't ready to be anally shagged.. wait a couple of years!

    (That's how i spell it )
     
         

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    -Studies the lego- man.. i got some hawt face.. (._.)
    Oh, and Tasuke, for your info, the kid isn't ready to be anally shagged.. wait a couple of years!

    (That's how i spell it )
    Tasuke : shut up 14 year old.

    (You spell it as Ikiko, not Ikikou, as the U is the start of Uchiha -_- )
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    Ikiko: -sitting with her knees to her chest, face flushed-
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    -eating fries-
    Mmm...
     
         

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    (._.)...(|:)...(.-.)...(:|)...(._.)...
    They see me rollin.......
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    Ikiko: -reading a book, trying to keep her focus on it-
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    *Looking towards the sky.*
     
         

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    takahisa: *sitting on a tree holding a Rubix Cube in his hand trying to solve it *
     
         

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    Idalina: -sighs as she examines over his shoulder- you'll never get it.
     
         

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    Idalina: -sighs as she examines over his shoulder- you'll never get it.
    takahisa: umm ha?
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

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    takahisa: *sitting on a tree holding a Rubix Cube in his hand trying to solve it *
    *Still staring at the sky.*

    Move the top section left three times, the middle right twice, the bottom left once, then adjust the middle up once and it should be solved.

    *Walks towards the cliff.*
     
         

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    *Still staring at the sky.*

    Move the top section left three times, the middle right twice, the bottom left once, then adjust the middle up once and it should be solved.

    *Walks towards the cliff.*
    takahisa: umm ok i'll try that
    (hey i like your location reminds me of something i really love )
     
         

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    Re: Afternoon on the beach

    Quote Originally Posted by Howard View Post
    *Still staring at the sky.*

    Move the top section left three times, the middle right twice, the bottom left once, then adjust the middle up once and it should be solved.

    *Walks towards the cliff.*
    Watch out, we got a Rubix Cube expert over here

     
         

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