Who needs training? I do -.-

[Faceless]

Okay first of all, I would like to rant about something. I've been here in NB for like since October 2008, and since then I'd see people Rp battle like crazy. See I never had the time for that kind of stuff so I pass through time, I've seen people who were here after me get better and more skilled than me. And I guess I have just about enough -_-

So if anyone is available right now,

Natsu needs some training

[Faceless]

*stabs a random cow*

I shall wait longer >_>

[Hellsbadass]

dum dum dummmmmmmm!!
hello.. my name grimmjow, i'll be your smex ed *cough* i mean.. i'll be your sensei
xD

[Faceless]

dum dum dummmmmmmm!!
hello.. my name grimmjow, i'll be your smex ed *cough* i mean.. i'll be your sensei
xD

Oh its okay, I know all about s-- WAIT, WHAT?! O_____O

, alright xD

So, what should I learn first? How to throw a kunai properly?

[Hellsbadass]

mkay
but didn't they teach u that in the school?

nvm
show me your kunai moves >=]

[Faceless]

mkay
but didn't they teach u that in the school?

nvm
show me your kunai moves >=]

*I aim at a tree, focusing very hard. I throw the kunai... missing it by a meter and hits a goat grazing by the field*

O___O

Did you see that! I got that goat straight through! Am I good or what? xD

[Hellsbadass]

''
yea
lets try some shurikens

[Faceless]

''
yea
lets try some shurikens

*takes out some shurikens ad twirls them about. Focusing on the goat's carcass, I throw all three shurikens, which magically swerve to the trunk of the tree*

Ah, screw it, let's just move to element training xD

[Hellsbadass]

lmao xD

ok wats the element u want to learn first

[Faceless]

lmao xD

ok wats the element u want to learn first

I'd like something to blow the skirts of women--

I mean, Wind :D

[Hellsbadass]

ok
first pick a leaf from that tree *points at the tree*
then place inbetween your hands and focus your chakra to cut it in half. note that is very hard and it will take alot hours to cut it fully

[Faceless]

ok
first pick a leaf from that tree *points at the tree*
then place inbetween your hands and focus your chakra to cut it in half. note that is very hard and it will take alot hours to cut it fully

O___O
oh okay...

*takes leave and focuses really hard to cut it with bare chakra*

-Thirty-six hours later-

*leaf cuts a little bit at the edge*

I DID IT, SENSEI! *shows Grim, Natsu's failed attempt*

[Hellsbadass]

*walks up from under an open album thats coverin my face*
who? wat ? where?
*looks at the leaf*
good
now do it again :D
it has to cut fully

[Faceless]

*walks up from under an open album thats coverin my face*
who? wat ? where?
*looks at the leaf*
good
now do it again :D
it has to cut fully

Again? Darn...

-Ten days later-

*I show up at Grim's bedroom*

Sensei I-- OH MY GOD!!! That's a world record!!!

Oh, I mean, I did it *shows leaf with a perfect cut on the middle* xD

[Hellsbadass]

Again? Darn...

-Ten days later-

*I show up at Grim's bedroom*

Sensei I-- OH MY GOD!!! That's a world record!!!

Oh, I mean, I did it *shows leaf with a perfect cut on the middle* xD

*falls off my bed and a girl covers herself wit the bed sheet*
O.o dude, didn't u c the sock outside on the door knob

good
now do the same thing to all the other leafs on that tree

i gtg later dude

[Faceless]

*falls off my bed and a girl covers herself wit the bed sheet*
O.o dude, didn't u c the sock outside on the door knob

good
now do the same thing to all the other leafs on that tree

i gtg later dude

Alright, later dude.

I'll train...

BY MYSELF xP

[Faceless]

As Grimm goes towards the field where the tree was, he noticed that all the leaves of the trees had all fallen unto the ground, each having a cut in the middle...

*huffs and puffs*

Took you long enough

[Hellsbadass]

good job ^^
now for the hard part >=}

*i use Doton: Doryuu Jouheki) - Earth Style: Earth Rampart

Rank: C
Type:Supplenetary
Range:Short
Chakra cost:15
Damage Points:30
Description: An earth jutsu that makes the earth rise like a Plateau and can be used with Waterfall Basin to make a waterfall.
and
Suiton: Takitsubo) - Water Style: Waterfall Basin

Rank:C
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra cost:15
Damage Points:N/A
Description:The ninja will do the necessary hand seals to create a large volume of water. Yamato used this technique in conjunction with Earth Style Doryuu Jouheki. This allowed him to form a large waterfall.
(no water source needed to use this jutsu).
to create a huge waterfall

then i use (Doton No Jutsu) - Earth Style Technique

Rank: D
Type:Attack/Defence
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra cost:10
Damage Points:20
Descripton: Creates small pillars of earth, small tools, and small shields of earth
to create a platform half way of the waterfall*

ok i want u to stand on the platform and place your hands on the waterfall.
concentrate your chakra tru your hands and to stop the water.
its like how kakashi was trainin naruto

[Faceless]

good job ^^
now for the hard part >=}

*i use Doton: Doryuu Jouheki) - Earth Style: Earth Rampart

Rank: C
Type:Supplenetary
Range:Short
Chakra cost:15
Damage Points:30
Description: An earth jutsu that makes the earth rise like a Plateau and can be used with Waterfall Basin to make a waterfall.
and
Suiton: Takitsubo) - Water Style: Waterfall Basin

Rank:C
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra cost:15
Damage Points:N/A
Description:The ninja will do the necessary hand seals to create a large volume of water. Yamato used this technique in conjunction with Earth Style Doryuu Jouheki. This allowed him to form a large waterfall.
(no water source needed to use this jutsu).
to create a huge waterfall

then i use (Doton No Jutsu) - Earth Style Technique

Rank: D
Type:Attack/Defence
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra cost:10
Damage Points:20
Descripton: Creates small pillars of earth, small tools, and small shields of earth
to create a platform half way of the waterfall*

ok i want u to stand on the platform and place your hands on the waterfall.
concentrate your chakra tru your hands and to stop the water.
its like how kakashi was trainin naruto

O____O

*drowns in the waterfall*

Gah!!! I must not give up

[Hellsbadass]

lmao xD
keep tryin

[Faceless]

-27 weeks later-

*The flow of water was finally stopped, and Natsu lay on a pool of water, delirious*

A WORLD RECORD!!! @_@

Why did I just listen to Mommy and just became a baker?!

[Hellsbadass]

lol xD

Natsu's mum: yea y?... here is your chocolate filled croissant, mr grimmjow and pls take of mt snuggle bunny natsu ^w^

O.o
mkay

[Faceless]

lol xD

Natsu's mum: yea y?... here is your chocolate filled croissant, mr grimmjow and pls take of mt snuggle bunny natsu ^w^

O.o
mkay

MOM! How many times to I have to tell you. NEBA CALL ME BY MY SCREEN NAME, SNUGGLE BUNNY AND I--

I mean, love you, mommy xD

So what part of hell do you want me to go through next?

[Hellsbadass]

*checks the map*
*shudders* the gay side -.-
lol xD

now its time for the jutsus
D-Rank

Fuuton: Reppushou (Wind Style: Wind gale)

Type:Attack/Supplementary
Rank: D
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: A gust of wind capable of blowing away your opponent or that can add
speed and strength to a thrown projectile.
_____
Fuuton: Fuusajin (Wind Style: Dust Wind)

Type:Attack/Supplementary
Rank: D
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: A gust of wind capable of blowing away your opponent with added sand to
loosen your opponents footing.
_____
Fuuton: Sensougouheki (Wind Style: Rumbleing wind wall)

Type:Attack/Defence
Rank: D
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: A wall of spinning wind that can push back weapon attacks and enemies
using taijutsu.
-----------------------------

lets do the first jutsu
Fuuton: Reppushou (Wind Style: Wind gale)

Type:Attack/Supplementary
Rank: D
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: A gust of wind capable of blowing away your opponent or that can add
speed and strength to a thrown projectile.

concentrate your chakra into the air

[Faceless]

*checks the map*
*shudders* the gay side -.-
lol xD

now its time for the jutsus
D-Rank

Fuuton: Reppushou (Wind Style: Wind gale)

Type:Attack/Supplementary
Rank: D
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: A gust of wind capable of blowing away your opponent or that can add
speed and strength to a thrown projectile.
_____
Fuuton: Fuusajin (Wind Style: Dust Wind)

Type:Attack/Supplementary
Rank: D
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: A gust of wind capable of blowing away your opponent with added sand to
loosen your opponents footing.
_____
Fuuton: Sensougouheki (Wind Style: Rumbleing wind wall)

Type:Attack/Defence
Rank: D
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: A wall of spinning wind that can push back weapon attacks and enemies
using taijutsu.
-----------------------------

lets do the first jutsu
Fuuton: Reppushou (Wind Style: Wind gale)

Type:Attack/Supplementary
Rank: D
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: A gust of wind capable of blowing away your opponent or that can add
speed and strength to a thrown projectile.

concentrate your chakra into the air

I knew it...

Hmm... sounds interesting
xD

*focuses chakra in the air will all my might*

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*farts but at the same time, a sharp gust of wind is formed*

Whoops xD