The man who wiped out whole Uchiha clan and Fan club.
The man who defeated Madara.
The only man able to survive amaterasu.
The only man able to withstand Kyubi.
The only man who's so strong that even 6 UFC champs got pwnd.
The only man who defeated Chuck Norris.
The only man who has defeated Arlovski by knocking him fu**g out in the air.
The only wielder of Emelianengan.
The only man able to control 1st Hokage with emelianengan.
The only man said something good about Brock Lesnar.
The only owner of Kekkei genkai (spelling) called "Pwnage"
The only holder of WAMMA heavyweight champion title.
The only man who eats nuclear/atomic bombs at a breakfast
and then takes his children to kinder garden