Lili goes to Konoha.

[Lili-Chwan]

"It appears, Scorps, you're right, I'm awfully, and terribly, lonely. And in my, hum, misery? I decided to make a road trip, those are fun right? Well, not really a road trip, I'm riding on a Cannon summoned red macaw, so it's more like an air trip... Oh well, I'm accompanied by my loyal parrot, Vitória Régia. Don't tell her I said I'm lonely, it's ungrateful me, since she so kindly accepted to keep me company.

In case you're wondering, I'm heading in the exact direction my previous parrot went. So yeah, I'm heading to Konoha, in case you didn't read the title of this letter I'm sending to you.

Kisses,

Isabella,
Lili, for friends."

A small and fluffy white parakeet travels towards Konoha, carried this letter addressed to "Scorpseh".

(Kuchiyose no Jutsu) - Summoning Technique

Rank: C
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:15
Damage Points:N/A
Description: A powerful jutsu, Ninpo Kuchiyose allows a ninja to summon animals, objects and the dead to fight on their behalf. The ninja normally signs a blood contract with the animal species, which allows him to summon different size and skill levels of creature.
Note:Must Have a signed contract with the animal you wont to summon

[-Broly-]

Lilli

[Lili-Chwan]

Can you not follow orders from the Village?

It seems neither of you can follow orders. And he spelled just right. I shall be called Lilli from now on.

[Migualon J.J.]

Yamamoto quickly appears behind Isabella

Yamamoto: I am here my beautiful flower.

[Lili-Chwan]

Yamamoto quickly appears behind Isabella

Yamamoto: I am here my beautiful flower.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

*pushes you off the parrot*

What was that? Yammy?

*parrot catches you again*

What are you doing here?

[Migualon J.J.]

Yamamoto: I told you I won't let you go alone, but NO, you had to try run away from me. SOOO I was following you easily as you forgot to activate those smexy red eyes of yours.

[Lili-Chwan]

Yamamoto: I told you I won't let you go alone, but NO, you had to try run away from me. SOOO I was following you easily as you forgot to activate those smexy red eyes of yours.

Just kidding, as if you could pass by me unnoticed

[Migualon J.J.]

Just kidding, as if you could pass by me unnoticed

Yamamoto: HAHAHAHHA, but ya know, you should really activate those smexy red eyes of yours, just in case.

[Axle]

As Chrome is riding on her turtle right out of Konoha, she hears a scream. It sounds like it came from above, so Chrome looks up into the sky and sees a bird which is bigger than usual...it must be someone's summoning jutsu. Chrome then turns her turtle around and begins walking back towards the village. Following the bird.

Rank: S
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 50
Damage: N/A
Description: Tut is the best deffensive turtle alive, he's as big as a 7 story building, he has spikes on his back that are a story tall each. All lightning attacks used, are directed to his spikes, and are then shot back at the opponent. He can only be pierced by S rank jutsus. He cannot do any offensive jutsus. Yet he can use Earth Supplementary and Defensive jutsus S-rank and lower.
Note: Must have signed the turtle contract
Note: Must be taught by Axle

[Lili-Chwan]

As Chrome is riding on her turtle right out of Konoha, she hears a scream. It sounds like it came from above, so Chrome looks up into the sky and sees a bird which is bigger than usual...it must be someone's summoning jutsu. Chrome then turns her turtle around and begins walking back towards the village. Following the bird.

Rank: S
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 50
Damage: N/A
Description: Tut is the best deffensive turtle alive, he's as big as a 7 story building, he has spikes on his back that are a story tall each. All lightning attacks used, are directed to his spikes, and are then shot back at the opponent. He can only be pierced by S rank jutsus. He cannot do any offensive jutsus. Yet he can use Earth Supplementary and Defensive jutsus S-rank and lower.
Note: Must have signed the turtle contract
Note: Must be taught by Axle

Activates my sharingan, 3 tomoes, and scouts the terrain. Tracing your chakra signature, I find you.

Yammy, your friend?

[Migualon J.J.]

Looks down and sees pretty big turtle.

Yamamoto: Yeah, it looks like Chrome, it is my old buddy, but she was member of Konoha, wonder if she still feels loyal to them, but look, she changed her course and is heading back towards Konoha, guess she noticed us. At least I think it's her, as, well, there is almost no one who can summon Turtle as big as that.

Yamamoto calls down.

Yamamoto: CHROME, IS THAT YOU?

[Axle]

Looks down and sees pretty big turtle.

Yamamoto: Yeah, it looks like Chrome, it is my old buddy, but she was member of Konoha, wonder if she still feels loyal to them, but look, she changed her course and is heading back towards Konoha, guess she noticed us. At least I think it's her, as, well, there is almost no one who can summon Turtle as big as that.

Yamamoto calls down.

Yamamoto: CHROME, IS THAT YOU?

Chrome hears another voice. She recognizes it as a familiar one. She didn't know though if it was a past enemy...or friend. So she replied with a simple answer

Chrome:......Yes......

[Migualon J.J.]

Yamamoto: IT'S ME, YAMAMOTO.

[Axle]

Chrome remembered Yamamoto he was from Kiri, but what was he doing all the way out here...

Chrome: What are you doing out here, you're far away from your own village

[Scorps]

From your toothbrush, the Tasogare symbol shines and a sexy, warm voice is heard, as a voice message plays

Lili dear, you flatter me with your visit. Tell me, how far off are you? Will you be arriving at the location of your deceased interdigital fungus? And, is it your intention to have a ...hum...convo, with me or with my village?

Beijos&Queijos,

Scorps

[Scary Yamato]

*Leaning casually against a doorframe behind Scorps*

Whatcha got there?

[Scorps]

jumps up scared!

Darn you! Don't sneak up behind me like that... I'm not a ninja you know? Anywho, received this letter from lili. She apparently is coming to konoha to talk to me about "something". I just hope she doesn't want me to check her mustache again...that thing has so many ingrown hairs its not nearly as funny as it sounds...

[Scary Yamato]

jumps up scared!

Darn you! Don't sneak up behind me like that... I'm not a ninja you know? Anywho, received this letter from lili. She apparently is coming to konoha to talk to me about "something". I just hope she doesn't want me to check her mustache again...that thing has so many ingrown hairs its not nearly as funny as it sounds...

Well then, Lets not keep the girl waiting.

[Scorps]

Puts on fake First Officer hat and cloak

Lets Roll!

Makes bad ass face and heads out through the window in style...

[Vìncent]

*Is drinking somewhere in konoha, not having left after the last attack*

[Zanji]

jumps up scared!

Darn you! Don't sneak up behind me like that... I'm not a ninja you know? Anywho, received this letter from lili. She apparently is coming to konoha to talk to me about "something". I just hope she doesn't want me to check her mustache again...that thing has so many ingrown hairs its not nearly as funny as it sounds...

Well then, Lets not keep the girl waiting.

*appears in Scorps' window sill shattering the window*

O_o Sure don't make window's like they used to anymore.......btw Scorps whats with that birdie shaped figure off in the distance -_- it ruined my sleeping time by getting in the way of the sun -_-

[Scorps]

*appears in Scorps' window sill shattering the window*

O_o Sure don't make window's like they used to anymore.......btw Scorps whats with that birdie shaped figure off in the distance -_- it ruined my sleeping time by getting in the way of the sun -_-

Ohai there! Well, who do you think? Can you notice the large hip silhouette in the distance? Who else could it be with such large, romanesc figure? Its lili off course.

mid way through the village

I smell cheap sake, sweat, shame and cheap tabacco... Tom is somewhere near... >_>

[Vìncent]

mid way through the village

I smell cheap sake, sweat, shame and cheap tabacco... Tom is somewhere near... >_>

*walks out of the nearby tavern*

Cheeky git

[Zanji]

Ohai there! Well, who do you think? Can you notice the large hip silhouette in the distance? Who else could it be with such large, romanesc figure? Its lili off course.

mid way through the village

I smell cheap sake, sweat, shame and cheap tabacco... Tom is somewhere near... >_>

*looks towards the silhouette and turns away*

~_~ nah I know why she flies in front of the sun now....and it's for reason's I cannot say in public there are children watching and drunkards nearby

*walks out of the nearby tavern*

Cheeky git

*smells Tom scent*

~_~ At times like this......I am happy as HELL that I am not an Inuzuka

[Vìncent]

*looks towards the silhouette and turns away*

~_~ nah I know why she flies in front of the sun now....and it's for reason's I cannot say in public there are children watching and drunkards nearby


*smells Tom scent*

~_~ At times like this......I am happy as HELL that I am not an Inuzuka

>_> I dont remember you talking like that in your akatsuki days zanji xD

if i remember you were trying to pimp zetsu out at every opporunity