Lili goes to Konoha.

[Zanji]

>_> I dont remember you talking like that in your akatsuki days zanji xD

if i remember you were trying to pimp zetsu out at every opporunity

Well my Akatsuki days are far different than my Konoha days Also you were the one offering for him to be pimped out if I remember...... Now shush you half plant ying yang looking thing-a-ma-jig

Let Scorps and *cough*wildabeast*cough* get to their business

Btw Scorps would ya like to use one of my Dragon's to go and visit with her?

[Scary Yamato]

Puts on fake First Officer hat and cloak

Lets Roll!

Makes bad ass face and heads out through the window in style...

O__O

*walks out through the front door like a Sir*

[Lili-Chwan]

*starts stroking my wild mustache*

I feel like something is talking smack about me. Anywho

I grab the toothbrush and start speaking to it

Testing, testing. Scorpseh? Ah yes, I never knew we had this device. Quite ingenious. Well, I wouldn't know, I'm but a hot headed, no brainer little girl. I'd say my business is with just you, but, then again, you've gathered such an interesting entourage, I hardly think I can just drop by and not meet them.

I'm sure you can see me, I've just entered your field of vision. If you have the Byakugan, of course. I'll stay here, waiting for you. Wouldn't want to ruin Konoha, right?

[Scary Yamato]

Scorps, If you dont mind I would like to accompany you. Its been a while since I've seen lilliana. If she has bisuness with the village I would like to be there.

[Lili-Chwan]

Scorps, If you dont mind I would like to accompany you. Its been a while since I've seen lilliana. If she has bisuness with the village I would like to be there.

It's okay, cara.

Says the parrot in your room.

[Zanji]

It's okay, cara.

Says the parrot in your room.

*notices Parrot through corner of my eye*

LUNCH!

[Lili-Chwan]

*notices Parrot through corner of my eye*

LUNCH!

[Scorps]

Scorps, If you dont mind I would like to accompany you. Its been a while since I've seen lilliana. If she has bisuness with the village I would like to be there.

Sure! But don't tell her she gained weight...>_> She'll amaterasu your ass faster than a noob can make an obito thread...

grabs your arm and strolls around jumping like a little girl to meet lili, 1k outside the village, in the deep forest surrounding Konoha

Through the toothbrush

On my way, lili-ojisan!

I'll be using my Hashirama bio for this as he just returned from kumo, Galen is left somewhere in the village.

Zanji, be a dear and take care of your perverted drunken guest...before he starts humping Yamato's bonsai again...

[Zanji]

*blasted the Parrot with a fire ball and is eating the Parrot*

Sure! But don't tell her she gained weight...>_> She'll amaterasu your ass faster than a noob can make an obito thread...

grabs your arm and strolls around jumping like a little girl to meet lili, 1k outside the village, in the deep forest surrounding Konoha

Through the toothbrush

On my way, lili-ojisan!

I'll be using my Hashirama bio for this as he just returned from kumo, Galen is left somewhere in the village.

Zanji, be a dear and take care of your perverted drunken guest...before he starts humping Yamato's bonsai again...

*chewing on the parrot with half of it sticking out of my mouth*

O_o but I think he came to talk with one of you two.....I can freeze him where he stands so you can talk to him later....

*chews on the bird more*

Not even his Zetsu can escape the icey wrath

*burps*

[Scary Yamato]

Sure! But don't tell her she gained weight...>_> She'll amaterasu your ass faster than a noob can make an obito thread...

grabs your arm and strolls around jumping like a little girl to meet lili, 1k outside the village, in the deep forest surrounding Konoha

Through the toothbrush

On my way, lili-ojisan!

I'll be using my Hashirama bio for this as he just returned from kumo, Galen is left somewhere in the village.

Zanji, be a dear and take care of your perverted drunken guest...before he starts humping Yamato's bonsai again...

Thats pretty fast. However, Amaterasu is outdated and is not a worry of mine. Lets go!

[Lili-Chwan]

Sure! But don't tell her she gained weight...>_> She'll amaterasu your ass faster than a noob can make an obito thread...

grabs your arm and strolls around jumping like a little girl to meet lili, 1k outside the village, in the deep forest surrounding Konoha

Through the toothbrush

On my way, lili-ojisan!

I'll be using my Hashirama bio for this as he just returned from kumo, Galen is left somewhere in the village.

Zanji, be a dear and take care of your perverted drunken guest...before he starts humping Yamato's bonsai again...

1 km? You really are, tiny. Then again, I kinda expected it.

Scorpseh, my boy. OH, and you bring Yamato with you. That's great. Okay then, I'd would like to join Konoha!

*blasted the Parrot with a fire ball and is eating the Parrot*


*chewing on the parrot with half of it sticking out of my mouth*

O_o but I think he came to talk with one of you two.....I can freeze him where he stands so you can talk to him later....

*chews on the bird more*

Not even his Zetsu can escape the icey wrath

*burps*

The parrot places a sharp feather between your eyes, as you try to reach it.

(Oumu no Jutsu: Hane Shuriken) Parrot Style: Throwing Feathers

Rank: C
Range: Short-Long
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: This techniques stands as the parrots ability to shoot their wing's feathers towards their opponents, as sharp thrown projectiles. Depending on the size, chakra reservations and overall characteristic of the feathers, this technique can have lesser or greater damage. A Parrot summoner can create feathers on their hands and then throw them, as if they are kunais, for they acquire steel-like properties during the duration of the throw, or charge them with chakra for greater effects. The smaller parrots have feathers that pack the same damage as shaving razors. Normal parrots and human summoners have feathers from the size of small daggers, and pack the same damage. The larger feathers would have a size and damage ability equivalent to Zabuza's sword.
*Created by Luiz*

[Zanji]

O^O BAD LUNCH!

*quickly swings arm towards the Parrot and its feather completely freezing it and half of Scorps' room*

(Hyouton: Aisu Taimu Kapuseru) Ice Release: Ice Time Capsule
Rank: S
Type: Offensive
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra: 40
Damage: 80
Description: This is an advanced version of the users Ice Time technique. The user will swing their arm at the opponent creating a wave of ice that will damage and freeze anything on contact. If the opponent is caught in the wave they are either completely frozen or only half of their body is.
Note: This techniques wave extends at least 20 feet away from the user
Note: This technique cannot be used by a clone of any kind
Note: Can only be used Twice
Note: Can only be used by Zanji

._. fuck ._.

*casually jumps away from Scorps' room in the direction of Tom*

So Tom lets get you out of here before you and Lili see eachother....and before Scorps knows what I did to his newly decorated room ^^"

[Scary Yamato]

*begins gasping and wheezing as I walk through the forest*

[Scorps]

1 km? You really are, tiny. Then again, I kinda expected it.

Scorpseh, my boy. OH, and you bring Yamato with you. That's great. Okay then, I'd would like to join Konoha!



The parrot places a sharp feather between your eyes, as you try to reach it.

(Oumu no Jutsu: Hane Shuriken) Parrot Style: Throwing Feathers

Rank: C
Range: Short-Long
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: This techniques stands as the parrots ability to shoot their wing's feathers towards their opponents, as sharp thrown projectiles. Depending on the size, chakra reservations and overall characteristic of the feathers, this technique can have lesser or greater damage. A Parrot summoner can create feathers on their hands and then throw them, as if they are kunais, for they acquire steel-like properties during the duration of the throw, or charge them with chakra for greater effects. The smaller parrots have feathers that pack the same damage as shaving razors. Normal parrots and human summoners have feathers from the size of small daggers, and pack the same damage. The larger feathers would have a size and damage ability equivalent to Zabuza's sword.
*Created by Luiz*

Looks around...

Where are the cameras? O_o

[Lili-Chwan]

Looks around...

Where are the cameras? O_o

Around the Aburame Bugs in the leaves. And I'm pretty sure I saw a dear with a cam early on.

[Scorps]

Around the Aburame Bugs in the leaves. And I'm pretty sure I saw a dear with a cam early on.

Oh...so I got it wrong. Sorry. I really believed I heard you say you wanted to join konoha. Now then, what do you want to try to destroy this time?

creates a wooden bench for SY to sit on

There old man

[Lili-Chwan]

Oh...so I got it wrong. Sorry. I really believed I heard you say you wanted to join konoha. Now then, what do you want to try to destroy this time?

creates a wooden bench for SY to sit on

There old man

I'm being honest. Would you like me to prove? I can kill Yamato if you want. We all know you want the Hokage rank.

Activates MS

[Wesobi]

*is hovering above the forest with a handy cam while being invisible*

[Vìncent]

O^O BAD LUNCH!

*quickly swings arm towards the Parrot and its feather completely freezing it and half of Scorps' room*

(Hyouton: Aisu Taimu Kapuseru) Ice Release: Ice Time Capsule
Rank: S
Type: Offensive
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra: 40
Damage: 80
Description: This is an advanced version of the users Ice Time technique. The user will swing their arm at the opponent creating a wave of ice that will damage and freeze anything on contact. If the opponent is caught in the wave they are either completely frozen or only half of their body is.
Note: This techniques wave extends at least 20 feet away from the user
Note: This technique cannot be used by a clone of any kind
Note: Can only be used Twice
Note: Can only be used by Zanji

._. fuck ._.

*casually jumps away from Scorps' room in the direction of Tom*

So Tom lets get you out of here before you and Lili see eachother....and before Scorps knows what I did to his newly decorated room ^^"

screw that.. I wanna stay to see this xD

[Scorps]

I'm being honest. Would you like me to prove? I can kill Yamato if you want. We all know you want the Hokage rank.

Activates MS

You're being what now? O_o

Little wooden vine grows from the ground and pokes you in the butt to see if you are real

Who are you and what have you done to lili? The kiri blood queen, mistress of theatrical blood shed and drama would never join Konoha...why would she? besides, it not april's fools day yet.

[Vìncent]

You're being what now? O_o

Little wooden vine grows from the ground and pokes you in the butt to see if you are real

Who are you and what have you done to lili? The kiri blood queen, mistress of theatrical blood shed and drama would never join Konoha...why would she? besides, it not april's fools day yet.

*you hear a whispering voice sounding identical to ghost nappa*

Scorpseh!!

Scorpseh!!!

Its a trap Scorpseh!!!

xD

[Zanji]

*hears the blasphemy of a true blooded Kiri nin and runs towards where I heard it joining with Scorps, Lili, SY and her parrot while freezing Tom all the way up to his ears*

Okay I know I wasn't "asked" to I didn't ask to join this discussion but I heard Blasphemy and had to come running

[Vìncent]

*hears the blasphemy of a true blooded Kiri nin and runs towards where I heard it joining with Scorps, Lili, SY and her parrot while freezing Tom all the way up to his ears*

Okay I know I wasn't "asked" to I didn't ask to join this discussion but I heard Blasphemy and had to come running

*uses the time standing still to gather natural energy, gets into sm and breaks out of your ice, dropping out of sm and joining you all*

Hey old man, watch what you try freezing, scorps is gonna have a fit when he sees his office

[Wesobi]

* continues to record everything from the sky*

[Lili-Chwan]

You're being what now? O_o

Little wooden vine grows from the ground and pokes you in the butt to see if you are real

Who are you and what have you done to lili? The kiri blood queen, mistress of theatrical blood shed and drama would never join Konoha...why would she? besides, it not april's fools day yet.

Bird cuts through the vine with the same jutsu the little parrot used against Zanji, cutting halfway into the vine until it strikes the ground. My bird flies higher.

Now now, I know you like having stuff up your butt, but I'd rather we talk without such fetishes. Now, it might come as a shock to you, but I lied.

Waits for the gasps.

So, my real intention is, I'd like you all to hum, don't know, knock yourselves unconscious, or kill yourselves, I'm fine with that. Then we pick you guys up, and bring you to the motherland. How does that sound to you?

Oh, and if you could do it in the buff. A girl has to have some perks Am I right Yammy?

I'll let the offer hand around for a couple of days or so, I'll have to become inactive. Consider it, and let me know.