[Caramel training] - T-Rex O_O

[The Pervy Sage]

*is waiting in le bedroom*

[ReXii]

*Swaggers in*

[The Pervy Sage]

This shall be the HARDEST training of your life
You shall understand soon

Before we start you need atleast this much swag:

[ReXii]

This shall be the HARDEST training of your life
You shall understand soon

Before we start you need atleast this much swag:

Hop up out the bed.....Turn my swag on!

[The Pervy Sage]

Ok beating on your former students who have a mask on is fun, but it's not swag

This some swag right here... the ground can't hold up his epicness

[ReXii]

Ok beating on your former students who have a mask on is fun, but it's not swag

This some swag right here... the ground can't hold up his epicness

The rules of space time can not contain the swag of minato >_>

[The Pervy Sage]

Life and death can't contain the swag of Jiraiya... pimp lost his arm, crushed throat, pole through the hand and chest... and 5 poles in the back... and he decided... f*ck death... *gets back up kinda just to make a note for my student*... forget running away... die... and make a f*cking note...

[ReXii]

Life and death can't contain the swag of Jiraiya... pimp lost his arm, crushed throat, pole through the hand and chest... and 5 poles in the back... and he decided... f*ck death... *gets back up kinda just to make a note for my student*... forget running away... die... and make a f*cking note...

Feel the powah >_>

[The Pervy Sage]

That's right... i ignored your video... pointed... and sent the 4th hokage who saved the village... to his room!!!!

Suck on that swag stick

[ReXii]

*Goes to my room turns TDG up loud and watches Minato kick ass for several minutes*

Feel the introverted swag power!

[The Pervy Sage]

*flashback to the threesome with you and your wife when you were left out fapping*



Now come at me bro!!!

[ReXii]

Remembers that moment when i found these clothes in your wardrobe.

[The Pervy Sage]

There is only one come back to that... and only i can pull it off

[ReXii]

Well i think we can both agree, My son and your student....Is a complete retard. >_>

[The Pervy Sage]

He can do one useful thing...

[ReXii]

He can do one useful thing...

Dammit i ran out of pictures >_>

[The Pervy Sage]

Well, together, we have enough swag to get started.

So what do you no about my smexy element?

[ReXii]

Well, together, we have enough swag to get started.

So what do you no about my smexy element?

Its hard and sticky, Duality is a win
Its also tasty >_>

[The Pervy Sage]

Ok, let me rephrase that... what is caramel made up of?

[ReXii]

Caramel is made from a variety of sugars, Created through heating said sugars until they form a brown sticky substance.
Heating is usually attained from around 170 degrees, Causing it to melt the sugars and become thick and malleable.

[The Pervy Sage]

Awesome, basically... you use your chakra to do that. How you may ask? This is naruto, you can breathe fire and break trees with a punch... that's how!

[ReXii]

Awesome, basically... you use your chakra to do that. How you may ask? This is naruto, you can breathe fire and break trees with a punch... that's how!

Ok lets give that a go..

*Stops breaking tree's with my face for a moment*

I summon up my chakra and mold it in to the earth and plants and grass drawing out the natural sugars contained in them, I then heat the sugars with my fire release chakra, Causing them to melt down forming a small amount of loose caramel around my feet.

[The Pervy Sage]

Excellent, now it's time to put this to the test...

*Bites thumb and performs a few handseals*

Summoning jutsu!!!

[ReXii]

Excellent, now it's time to put this to the test...

*Bites thumb and performs a few handseals*

Summoning jutsu!!!

I always forget you have the hooker summoning contract. >_>

[The Pervy Sage]

It comes with the pimping ways

Now, use your caramel release to cover dem hoes with caramel