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    Post here your *almost* .."dying" moment! :lmao:

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    Off Topic: this al least better than the Madara, Obito& Tsunade-threads

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    I had screwed 9 girls in one day, I nearly died of exhaustion. Don't try this at home fellas.
     
         

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    yay!!! ice cream
     
         

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    Re: "I almost died back then.." Post it here!

    Nearly got run over by a Double decker bus crossing the street back when I was in school, i literally felt it brush past me!
     
         

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieBundels View Post
    I had screwed 9 girls in one day, I nearly died of exhaustion. Don't try this at home fellas.
    Thanks for the advice.
    I'll remember this forever wease:
     
         

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieBundels View Post
    I had screwed 9 girls in one day, I nearly died of exhaustion. Don't try this at home fellas.



    I ate 3 hot chips, without a sip of water! :scorps:
     
         

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    Well, I'm only allowed to be late six times a year, so one morning last week I overslept and missed two periods...

    I shouldn't be alive...
     
         

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieBundels View Post
    I had screwed 9 girls in one day, I nearly died of exhaustion. Don't try this at home fellas.
    Yeah, right
    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiTsukuAmatsukami View Post
    yay!!! ice cream

    Quote Originally Posted by Youngshift View Post
    Nearly got run over by a Double decker bus crossing the street back when I was in school, i literally felt it brush past me!
    Aaaaw, here have an --> :ice: and a -->
     
         

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    I got into an argument with a girl when it was her "time of the month".
     
         

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    Thanks for the advice.
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    Brilliant, any time lad.
     
         

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    Oh so you don't believe me? You want me to whack out the Pleasure stick and show you my technique in the art of sex?
     
         

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    I got chased by my pet goldfish when I was kid.
    It was too close.
     
         

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    LOL. I ran over a downed powerline in a car.
    The entire thing EXPLODED!! and Flames ENGULFED the car.
    Me and my friend started yelling and we stepped on the gas and got the F outa there.
    I was like OOOHHH MMMMYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!
    Then i asked my friend if I was dead...lolololol
     
         

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truffy View Post
    I got into an argument with a girl when it was her "time of the month".
    lmfao...
     
         

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    i tried to take down 2 KFC double downs, needless to day my heart just decided to give up
     
         

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    Re: "I almost died back then.." Post it here!

    When I was about 5 years old, I was climbing over a small garden gate at home, telling my mom "I can do this, I practiced it".
    One second later I felt head over heels on the sidewalk. Almost broke my neck. My mom thought I was dead :D
     
         

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    :rofl: The first time I ever toked the dank sticky, like the really dope ganja. I was laying on my bed and my heart felt like it was about to explode. 5 minutes later, which felt like an hour, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably at absolutely nothing. :rofl:

    Also, this is chatterbox material...come on people...:sy:
     
         

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinobi Train View Post
    :rofl: The first time I ever toked the dank sticky, like the really dope ganja. I was laying on my bed and my heart felt like it was about to explode. 5 minutes later, which felt like an hour, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably at absolutely nothing. :rofl:

    Also, this is chatterbox material...come on people...:sy:
    the first time I did it I handled it with ease but the first time i really got destroyd was when i soaked up some prime gran daddy perp in my mask -.- I was fukin out of it
     
         

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    the first time I did it I handled it with ease but the first time i really got destroyd was when i soaked up some prime gran daddy perp in my mask -.- I was fukin out of it
    Yeah, I was used to schwag though, so I smoked a lot of this stuff, and it turns out it happened to be some the best ever. This dude was real crazy and was all worried about details when growing it, and this particular strain was many generations old and came from the middle east...talk about being traditional...geez. I had no idea at the time what I was smoking... and trust me, it wasn't laced either.
     
         

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinobi Train View Post
    Yeah, I was used to schwag though, so I smoked a lot of this stuff, and it turns out it happened to be some the best ever. This dude was real crazy and was all worried about details when growing it, and this particular strain was many generations old and came from the middle east...talk about being traditional...geez. I had no idea at the time what I was smoking... and trust me, it wasn't laced either.
    How do uk it wasn't laced? You really can't tell most of the time, but I used to stick to kush, ima kush man, just the smell of it is amazing
     
         

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    i got pissed of so bad and went crazy i thought i died
     
         

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    I almost fell off a building..........GAHAHAHAHAHa-haha? I guess thats not funny
     
         

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisWolf View Post
    How do uk it wasn't laced? You really can't tell most of the time, but I used to stick to kush, ima kush man, just the smell of it is amazing
    Knew the dude really well. I still know him, but he doesn't grow any more, and I don't smoke much any more. I've watched his process from beginning to end, even clipped my own buds off the stems...I know it wasn't laced.
     
         

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    My appendix exploded inside my body, if I had gone to the hospital one day late I would have been dead
     
         

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    someone alm0st made me 'laugh to death'
     
         

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