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    Title and Prologue of Your Potential Autobiography?

    So if you ever decide to write an autobiography about yourself, what would the title and prologue be?

    Note: Don't post unless you're willing to create a title & prologue.

    Mine is here:

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    Pebbles Enduring The Storm

    Cal is a young man who grew up in an overzealous religious town in Southern America.

    His main goal in life is to have a goal worth living for. Thinking too much of science and logic has always resulted in him having too high of standards for himself, but the immensely low expectations from his family can be considered just as bad.

    He went through high school with top-tier grades and performed above average in athletics and clubs too.

    There were a few normal blemishes that effect all college students when he got to this point, but he made it through them fairly easy.

    The story will now begin on how a normal small town boy who strives to be more than what's expected of him makes a difference in this world. After he graduates with his degrees in Computer Operations and Electrical Engineering is where this story should begin...
     
         

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    Re: Title and Prologue of Your Potential Autobiography?

    The Game Called Life

    Edit: Didn't see the prologue thing

    Ben is a just a guy who doesn't take himself, or anything else, too seriously. He likes to go out, party, drink, bring back random girls and loves to play music. He kind of has an alcohol problem and "suffers" from Tucker Max Syndrome when he's drunk.
     
         
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    Re: Title and Prologue of Your Potential Autobiography?

    Life of a man who never existed.
     
         

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    Re: Title and Prologue of Your Potential Autobiography?

    The Ugly Dakiling

    This duck doesn't mature into a swan. (blurb, not proglogue. meh.)
     
         

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    Re: Title and Prologue of Your Potential Autobiography?

    How to properly Piss people off (like a sir)

    Ever wanted to anger and disturb the vast majority of people you meet, isolating yourself in the process? Today you'll learn about the life of a young man who does exactly that, and does it with a flair no one would call original, and less would call book worthy.
    The powers of 'interjecting your opinion when no one asked' and 'taking your own, often controversial stance on every issue', along with countless other common and time tested irritating strategies are available at the palm of your hands. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, and buy this thirty dollar book for information a five year old could tell you for free.

    Cause I know, and you know, you want to buy this book just so you can say 'screw the rules, I have money.'
     
         

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