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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by kmrasengan View Post
    lol at this thread. i holded many farts in class, but some of them escaped, lol, but with no sound, they were ninjas, silent but deadly, but the most embarassing moment was in the movies, everything was quiet than i farted, i was laughing so hard with my friend tho but many people looked at me.
    Aaah! I remember those silent ones!
    Someone always saying "who farted?!", me going "yeah! Wth man!"!
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    EH, wtf?
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    In a quiet theater. Everyone knew it was me because I was sitting in the front. .
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by kmrasengan View Post
    lol at this thread. i holded many farts in class, but some of them escaped, lol, but with no sound, they were ninjas, silent but deadly, but the most embarassing moment was in the movies, everything was quiet than i farted, i was laughing so hard with my friend tho but many people looked at me.
    as long as u didnt clear a entire row of ppl the fart was acceptable in my book.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    I cut one the other day when I was putting on a new deodorant

    "Now I'm gonna smell awe-*FART*-some"

    My roommate thought it was hilarious
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

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    I always claimed my farts lol
    Watch out for the multi-posts~
    It would be good if you deleted them before a mod in a bad mood saw them

    On-topic; I would do that only if it were obvious, other than that: It wasn't me!
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

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    thanks man its been a while since i made a thread.
    my other ones are weirder then one.lol
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by flawlessvictory View Post
    as long as u didnt clear a entire row of ppl the fart was acceptable in my book.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by UchihaBrat View Post
    Aaah! I remember those silent ones!
    Someone always saying "who farted?!", me going "yeah! Wth man!"!
    i did that all the time. lmao
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Should've started out with your own scene since your stupid enough to make a thread like this, you wouldve experienced it better.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    I don't really have one, but this one time at church I had to hold one in trough the whole sermon. It was horrible.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    :rofl: One time i farted on a dead rabbit
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Quote Originally Posted by kmrasengan View Post
    i did that all the time. lmao
    Huhu~ I just don't know whether people knew if I was actually lying or not, not that it matter now!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nocturne View Post
    Should've started out with your own scene since your stupid enough to make a thread like this, you wouldve experienced it better.
    We have all farted, it is easier on you if you know how to laugh away such trivial matters ;D

    @UchihaMadara01: Please restrain your crooked humour.
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    in an assmebly at school... it was soo loud it made everyone go quiet and look at me in the middle of an assembly .... not to mentiion the floor vibrated aswell -.- ..... < that is the worst time to let one go .... it was embarrasing
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

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    I love this to death lol
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    i never farted any where embarrassing before...but was in church once n a lady let on go...i was like wtf
     
         

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    Re: best/worst places to toot

    Woah!
    I just noticed how people rather talk about the worst places to toot in instead of the best ones as asked in the thread title!
    So here I go!
    In a tiny, locked room with close to no air circulation!
     
         

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