The Hokage in the Afterlife part 3
Tsunade: God it's boring up here, especially when we're waiting for a new chapter...
Minato: Don't worry, I've got a plan!
Hashirama: How come I get nervous whenever Blondie's up to something?
Minato: No no wait guys this is good I promise! We'll watch Naruto...
Tobirama: What the hell? Isn't that what we always do?
Minato: Not finished! And we'll take a shot every time they show a flashback of something we've already seen, clench their fists or their only line is a name. Like, say...Naruto throwing a fit or something, and all Sakura can say is "Naruto..."
Tsunade: That's the best idea I've heard since I got here!
Tobirama: We won't even survive an episode...
Hashirama: Good thing I've got Senju DNA...I can get drunk but without any of the consequences. Ah...Senju DNA...
Minato: Whatever let's just watch...
*30 minutes later no Jutsu!*
Tsunade: Why ish everyone sho shtupid in thish sheries?!
Tobirama: I know right! "Hello, I'm Itachi! I'm going to psychologically torment my brother into hating me and taunting him to kill me. Then he'll return home a hero after I reveal to him how to obtain even more power Uchiha-style. There's no way this carefully thought out plan could ever fail or backfire!"
Hiruzen! Why was Orochimaru like "I'm so stealthy, no one could possibly figure out I only joined up with the Akatsuki for my own ambition and...Ooh hey Itachi joined! Now I can get that sharingan I always wanted!" while standing near Pain, the man with the RINNEGAN?!
Minato: Why is everyone madly in love with someone when they're SIX YEARS OLD?!
Hashirama: Why does Kabuto think waging a war and turning himself into a monster will make people notice and respect him?!
Tsunade: Why doesh Shasuke think that going against Itachi's wishesh will purify the Uchiha name?!
Minato: Hey...were we ever that stupid?
*Epic silence no jutsu!*
Yeah, I'm very bored. That's why this one came so quickly after the other.
Part 1 - http://www.narutobase.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=252755
Part 2 - http://www.narutobase.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=255624