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    The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    (Part one can be found here: http://www.narutobase.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=252755 - I suggest reading it first)

    Hiruzen: Hey Minato...

    Minato: Shut up.

    Tobirama: Sure looks like you messed up big time once again...

    Minato: Shut up.

    Hashirama: Let's see here, first you let Obito 'die' and go all Darth Vader and now you've got the fan favorite killing little girls. Quite impressive.

    Minato: Shut up.

    Tsunade: Oh are we making fun Goldilocks? Tripping, what have I missed?

    Hiruzen: Oh nothing...he was just so damn sure he was the best Hokage there ever was and then we found out Obito was the main bad guy. Laughter ensued.

    Tsunade: Well if you're looking for things to make fun of you should just point out the fact that he's NARUTO's father.

    Tobirama: OOooOOOH BURN!

    Hashirama: That's my little girl!

    Minato: Shut up. Still the best. Still the sexiest.

    Tsunade: Sexiest? Are you forgetting that like 90% of our viewers are male and I'm given two watermelons as a result of that?

    Danzo: Come on guys, let me in!

    Hashirama: Damn, it's Danzo! Everyone just stay quiet and...

    Hiruzen: Goddammit Danzo this is a club for real Hokage! You lost to Sasuke! SASUKE! AND you got hit by shirken! No one gets hit by shuriken!

    Minato: Not to mention the fact that you did even less than Tobirama! That's got to be a record or something!

    Tobirama: Hey...

    Danzo: Fine, I'll start my own club, with Senju DNA and Sharingan!

    Hashirama: Yeah sure, it's not like we're seeing that everyday...

    Tobirama: Yeah your DNA is really all over the place these days huh bro? By the way, does that mean you're also made up of that white gooey stuff?

    Hashirama: No, that's what you get when you combine my super DNA with plants.

    Hiruzen:...I'm not even going to begin explaining why that makes absolutely zero sense. From Metal Gear Solid to Naruto, I don't think the Japanese are very good at genetics...

    Tsunade: Oh well, now that I'm here, I guess we can all agree that I'm the best Hokage so far!

    Hiruzen: You left the village crying like an Uchiha

    Minato: You contemplated cooperating with Orochimaru

    Hashirama: One guy single-handedly destroyed the village

    Tobirama: Literally torn apart by one man when you had four of the strongest living shinobi at your side AFTER your chakra had been restored.

    Tsunade:...God I hate you guys.

    Minato: I have a feeling you'll fit right in here!

    Danzo:...So unfair...

    Hiruzen: I told him not to implant Uchiha DNA...Now look at him.

    The End
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    This is pretty funny
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Haha danzo's own club
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Your threads never get the attention they deserve!

    They're so funny.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    nice job. What about Orochimaru's arms and half Kurama inside the belly of the death god?

    Also you are right that anyone with Hashi's cells becomes OP. To become OP you need either edo tensei, Hashi's cells, Rinnegan/E(MS) and/or a bijuu.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Your threads never get the attention they deserve!

    They're so funny.
    Thank you! You're so good at compliments it's not even funny! Your girlfriend must be very happy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Icelerate View Post
    nice job. What about Orochimaru's arms and half Kurama inside the belly of the death god?

    Also you are right that anyone with Hashi's cells becomes OP. To become OP you need either edo tensei, Hashi's cells, Rinnegan/E(MS) and/or a bijuu.
    Good idea, I might include that in a third part, if I write one. It depends if my threads get any attention or not...I do it for my fans you know!
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    very good
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Thane View Post
    Thank you! You're so good at compliments it's not even funny! Your girlfriend must be very happy.
    Thank you!
    So nice... :D
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Thank you!
    So nice... :D
    It's what I do.

    Shame no one likes this thread though. I really thought it'd get at least some kind of attention. Oh well.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Thane View Post
    It's what I do.

    Shame no one likes this thread though. I really thought it'd get at least some kind of attention. Oh well.
    You seem like a naturally funny person, I'm sure you'll get views. Most people are just too caught up in troll threads. A part 3 would be amazing, you usually lighten the mood around here!

    I'm you're biggest fun thread fan from now on!
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Damn it's danzo. Everyone stay quiet lmao
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Awesome threads, I really like them. This is exactly what fanboys are like when rooting for their favorite Hokage, when in all honesty all Hokages are powerful. What people fail to realize that even if Hiruzen, for example, can defeat Hashirama, it doesn't mean he can defeat Madara, and if Minato defeats Hiruzen, it doesn't mean he can defeat Hashirama. Another good example is Guy > Kisame, Kisame > Killer B, but that doesn't mean Guy > Killer Bee. A > B > C logic just doesn't work in Naruto like it does for DBZ, but fanboys never learn.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    lol funny.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    These are awesome.
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    Funny ... Nice Thread Dear :D
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    nice job man i like it+rep
     
         

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    Re: The Hokage in the afterlife part 2

    I found this histerical keep them comming
     
         

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