which is more suicidal?

[EdoTrollkage]

1) stealing naruto's ramen

2) calling chouji fat

3) hide kakuzus money

4) call onoki a midget :D:D

5) tell mei she will never marry

6) steal muu's bandages

[soulless uchiha]

Telling madara he's not pretty. hipster Madara will kill me

[EdoTrollkage]

Telling madara he's not pretty. hipster Madara will kill me

HAHA i was actually gonna say something similar

[★The Shogun]

stealing and burning kakashis icha icha will cost you your life...

[FlareBlitz]

I go with stealing narutos ramen.

[EdoTrollkage]

stealing and burning kakashis icha icha will cost you your life...

:D

[Supermacaquecool]

Hide Kakuzu's money

[Guildmage]

doing sexy jutsu in front of Sakura...... last time I saw Naruto got his handed over pretty badly during his return to konoha at the beggining of shippuden.

a close tier to this..... Do some research on Tsunade (Jiraiya type).... if you know what I mean.

[neilson]

Touching tsunade's boobs like a perv

[Ritsu]

Obviously 3.

Just being near Kakuzu would be dangerous. >.>

The others are hokages or good guys..so it's not like they would kill you for something as trivial as the things you listed.

[IAmBatman]

Kakuzu or Choji. I mean... you just don't mess with Choji lol.
But in all seriousness, Kakuzu just kills people out of anger sometimes.. so taking his money is plain overkill.

[VisionOfDisorder]

My vote is for "Walking into a fanboy thread and saying Itachi>Minato or vice versa"

[Tsujan9484]

saying sakura "she has flat chest"

or

saying tsunade "her beauty is fake"

[ziggyZ]

3, followed by 4.

[From the Dark Spire]

Telling Sasuke to his face that Itachi was your b*tch! That'll really piss him off.

[YellowFang]

I think saying SasuGAY in a thread full of Sasuke fans...

[theRPGdude]

Calling Sakura ugly

[Prime Rib]

mei

[Okami the butcher]

peeping on Tsunade

[fayt666]

i think worst would be peeping in bathouse with tsunade,sakura, and the brown hair kage. i think i be killed if i did that all 3 powerhouse woman with short temper.

less bad is taking kakashis mask off he always so sensitive on that.

maybe if you stole shizunes pig and tried to cook it u be killed then again those best ones.

[zesto]

1) stealing naruto's ramen

2) calling chouji fat

3) hide kakuzus money

4) call onoki a midget :D:D

5) tell mei she will never marry

6) steal muu's bandages

the most dangerous 1 out of all that you listed is stealing/hiding KAKUZU'S MONEY, R U CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[SeriouslyNO]

Being jiraiya

[Uchiha seeker]

3rd option calling Ooniki a midget just get him angrier but he wont hurt u