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    Pickup Lines

    What is your pickup Line? Do they ever work?

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    Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you!
    Jk wrote any kind :P
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    i dont have one but i have a secret and it works
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Hey girl, are you a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you!
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Dang girl are you a star because you light up my whole world...... lol
    jk jk
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    I say, is your name Field?
    Cause I'd like to plow you till the cows come home.
     
         

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    Your dad must have been a terrorist, because you're the bomb!
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    My **** just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Boy: Did it hurt?

    Girl:did what hurt?

    boy:When you fell from heaven...

    girl: aww!

    Boy: cause you're ugly as hell.....
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Are you hammered? Cause it looks like I'm about to nail you.
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    My socks are having a party, wanna invite my pants down?


    Yes, I'm a girl. I just find it funny.
     
         

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    Great Legs, What Time Do They Open?
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by soulless uchiha View Post
    Boy: Did it hurt?

    Girl:did what hurt?

    boy:When you fell from heaven...

    girl: aww!

    Boy: cause you're ugly as hell.....
    Lmfao! Best one xD
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Hey girl, did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! :D
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I'd buy that for you. Seriously, what's your cup size?
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Nimmy View Post
    My socks are having a party, wanna invite my pants down?


    Yes, I'm a girl. I just find it funny.
    lol
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    So lame...pickup lines don't work, it just lets the girl know that the dude is desperate...what does work is hanging out and being friendly...having a girl see you every day and you always give her a smile. Either that, or the drunk girl in the bar, either of those work.

    However, just for humor's sake...

    Hey, I lost my keys, I just want to search every hole I can...do you mind?
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    let me see.

    Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Woman asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    This is just beautiful

    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just too excited to see me?

    I just found it on Harry Potter Pick-ups
     
         
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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by IAmWumbo View Post
    1: If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, could I visit in between the holidays?

    2: He girl I have the Dictionary tattooed on my penis, how about I put some words in your mouth?

    3: Me: Girl did it hurt?
    Her: What?
    Me: Just get in the van.

    4: Fall down and say "girl I just scraped my knee falling for you".

    5: If your left leg was the left twin tower and your right leg the right tower, could I crash in uninvited?

    6: Just grab a towel and put some Choloform on that ***** and well you know the rest.

    7: Girl are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.
    :rofl:
    omg that just killed me. *****es love them words
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Good thing I'm chester the molester... cuz you're coming to my place tonight @_@
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Guy- what's up?

    Girl- I have a boyfriend.

    Guy- I have a goldfish if you want to talk about things that don't matter
     
         

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    Re: Pickup Lines

    guy: " ay girl... I like ya... and I wantcha... now we can doing it the easy or we can do it the hard way, at the end of the day... imma have dat booty"

    girl: " you had me at ay girl"
     
         

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