What is your pickup Line? Do they ever work?
had no idea what kind of thread to make so I made this one out of boredom xP
Mine
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you!
Jk wrote any kind :P
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10-23-2012, 11:57 PM #1Senior Member
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10-24-2012, 12:04 AM #2
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Whatever!
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i dont have one but i have a secret and it works
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10-24-2012, 12:05 AM #3SSS-ROOT
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you!
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10-24-2012, 12:13 AM #4Joinnin Dreamer
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Dang girl are you a star because you light up my whole world......
lol
jk jk
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10-24-2012, 12:15 AM #5The Enigmatic Writer
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I say, is your name Field?
Cause I'd like to plow you till the cows come home.
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10-24-2012, 12:16 AM #6SSS-ROOT
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Your dad must have been a terrorist, because you're the bomb!
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10-24-2012, 12:16 AM #7Bear fights can be grizzly
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My **** just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?
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10-24-2012, 12:20 AM #8SSS-ROOT
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Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl:did what hurt?
boy:When you fell from heaven...
girl: aww!
Boy: cause you're ugly as hell.....
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10-24-2012, 12:29 AM #9The Enigmatic Writer
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Are you hammered? Cause it looks like I'm about to nail you.
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10-24-2012, 12:34 AM #10The Ninja Dinosaur
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My socks are having a party, wanna invite my pants down?
Yes, I'm a girl. I just find it funny.
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10-24-2012, 12:36 AM #11SSS-ROOT
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Great Legs, What Time Do They Open?
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10-24-2012, 01:06 AM #12Senior Member
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Lmfao! Best one xD
Originally Posted by soulless uchiha
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10-24-2012, 01:09 AM #13Senior Member
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Hey girl, did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! :D
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10-24-2012, 01:12 AM #14SSS-ROOT
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Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I'd buy that for you. Seriously, what's your cup size?
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10-24-2012, 01:13 AM #15SSS-ROOT
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lol Originally Posted by Nimmy
My socks are having a party, wanna invite my pants down?
Yes, I'm a girl. I just find it funny.
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10-24-2012, 01:21 AM #16The Devil's Advocate
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Smacking b*tch
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Re: Pickup Lines
So lame...pickup lines don't work, it just lets the girl know that the dude is desperate...what does work is hanging out and being friendly...having a girl see you every day and you always give her a smile. Either that, or the drunk girl in the bar, either of those work.
However, just for humor's sake...
Hey, I lost my keys, I just want to search every hole I can...do you mind?
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10-24-2012, 01:47 AM #17yip man student
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let me see.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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10-24-2012, 01:49 AM #18SSS-ROOT
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Woman asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”
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10-24-2012, 02:02 AM #19yip man student
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This is just beautiful
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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11-03-2012, 06:21 PM #20
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I did my waiting. 12 years of
it. IN AZKABAN!
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Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just too excited to see me?
I just found it on Harry Potter Pick-ups
Last edited by Nyanmaru; 11-03-2012 at 06:24 PM.
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11-03-2012, 06:37 PM #21yip man student
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:rofl: Originally Posted by IAmWumbo
omg that just killed me. *****es love them words
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11-04-2012, 12:43 AM #22Tobirama/Mada fan (●´▽`)♡
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Good thing I'm chester the molester... cuz you're coming to my place tonight @_@
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11-04-2012, 02:20 AM #23The one and only.
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Guy- what's up?
Girl- I have a boyfriend.
Guy- I have a goldfish if you want to talk about things that don't matter
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11-04-2012, 02:42 AM #24why me?
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guy: " ay girl... I like ya... and I wantcha... now we can doing it the easy or we can do it the hard way, at the end of the day... imma have dat booty"
girl: " you had me at ay girl"
