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    Chuck Norris Bio Update


    Basic Information
    Name: Chuck Norris
    Nickname: Jesus
    Gender: Male
    Age: Unknown/ Late 30s
    Clan: None

    Looks:
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    Personality:

    Chuck Norris once said: A roundhouse kick shouldn't be used lightly; it doesn't solve most problems. It solves them all. Which pretty much sums up this guy's personality.

    Village Info.
    Village of Birth: Unknown
    Village of Alliance: Kirigakure

    Rank//Chakra Info.
    Ninja Rank: Special Jounin
    Specialty: Roundhouse Kick
    Elements: Earth - needs training
    Your ninjutsu:

    (Bunshin No Jutsu) - Clone Technique
    Rank:E
    Type:Supplementary
    Range:Short
    Chakra Cost:5
    Damage Points:N/A
    Description:A clone made of the user that can move but(cannot use any jutsu)This clone is merely an illusionary projection of the user.
    Note:The clone jutsu can be made with different elements and is a D-Rank jutsu under its own element(Mizu/Water Tsuchi/Earth Sumi/Ink)

    (Bikoku Ninjutsu) - Shadow Stealth Technique
    Rank:E
    Type:Supplementary
    Range:Short
    Chakra Cost:5
    Damage Points:N/A
    Description:This jutsu lets the user follow the target covert by concealing the users presence.

    (Henge no Jutsu) - Transformation Technique
    Rank:E
    Type:Supplementary
    Range:Short
    Chakra:5
    Damage Points:N/A
    Description: Henge no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique, which every ninja learns at the Ninja Academy. Henge allows the ninja to transform themselves into any person or object. This allows the ninja to move with stealth or to trick their opponents.

    (Gokan Sakusou) - 5 Senses Confusion Disorder
    Rank:E
    Type:Supplementary
    Range:Short
    Chakra Cost:N/A
    Damage Points:N/A
    The user throws an explosive kunai at their target and the mist spreads threw the air.This jutsu causes the opponent to be hit by attacks even though they think they dodged it or countered it.This effect lasts for 2 turns.

    (Kawarimi no Jutsu) - Change of Body Stance Technique
    Rank:E
    Type:Supplementary
    Range:Short
    Chakra Cost:5
    Damage Points:N/A
    Description: Kawarimi no Jutsu is a basic Ninjutsu technique. When in danger the ninja will quickly substitute themselves with another nearby object. This can be a block of wood or even another person. This allows the ninja to quickly flee and hide while the original object takes the brunt of their opponents attack.

    (Nawanuke No Jutsu) - Escape Skill
    Rank:E
    Type:Supplementary
    Range:Short
    Chakra Cost:5
    Damage Points:N/A
    Description:Using chakra the user can escape from being tied down(only works with non-chakra ropes).

    (Kakuremino No Jutsu) - Magic Cloak Of Invisibility Technique
    Rank:E
    Type:Supplementary
    Range:Short
    Chakra Cost:5
    Damage Points:N/A
    Description:The user will pull out a cloak that is pre designed for their use.Then by using ninjutsu they make the cloth blend into the background(Konohamaru used this to follow Naruto in episode 2 and got caught because he was holding the cloak wrong).Skilled ninja can see through this jutsu(Rank c and above)


    Background Info.
    History:

    Chuck Norris, the man who can kill two stones with one bird, has humble beginnings: he was born to a woman by the name of Mary who later became known as the Virgin - Oops! Wrong guy, he's not important right now.

    Anyway, Chuck was destined for great things at an early age. This even his mother knew, who would later find an old journal he kept when he was younger. That book is now known as the Guiness book of World Records.

    Upon graduating from school, Chuck begin entering martial arts tourneys and frequently placed first. Noticing his skill in the arts (of lack therefore of seeing as he only used one attack - a roundhouse kick), he begin to do heavy training and traveling He has polished his strength with legends of his skill in fighting are being heard of elsewhere around the world such as Chuck once kicked the earth and it still hasn't stopped spinning.

    He is currently on an island relaxing until he is needed in the war by delivering his roundhouse kick to the 9 tails fox shall it get out of control or under enemy control.


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    Theme Song and Background Music:

    Walker Texas Ranger Theme
    Battles

    Won: 0
    Lost: 0



    Updating with current ninja rank and choice of elements even though I have yet to receive training since I was busy with RL for so long.

    ~Approved~
     
         
    Last edited by Caliburn; 12-04-2012 at 04:17 PM.

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    This is great. You'll do great things.
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    chuck norris is a badass nothing can stop his fists and his kicks
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    Since chuck norris approved this already, there's no need for Caliburns approval

    good bio
     
         

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    Your'e coming back
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    Well no one can defeat this bio that's for sure.
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    Goku vs Chuck Norris

    Hmm

    Epic bio!
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    Epic Bio man.
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    Chuck Norris, what can you say about Chuck Norris?

    Oh yeah,.. Chuck Norris is so tough, he got his ass kicked by Bruce 'Iron-Fist' Lee.

    (kudos for your effort, tough)
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    I would love to fight you with that bio someday man Although.. being chuck norris.. I've already lost before even making the thread

    By the way, did you try finding any animated pictures of him?
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    I would love to fight you with that bio someday man Although.. being chuck norris.. I've already lost before even making the thread

    By the way, did you try finding any animated pictures of him?
    Haha, you can be my first fight later

    No, I haven't been able to find many atm, only one of the Chuck Norris approves gif.
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    Lack of pictures, but good.
     
         

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    Re: Chuck Norris Bio Update

    Quote Originally Posted by Thoth View Post
    Lack of pictures, but good.
    I think the first picture plus my ava makes up for it.
     
         

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