Naruto 609 prediction

[onimusha madara]

HOLD ONTO YOUR ANUS!!!

*scene opens with Madara with rinnegan active and a bloody guy*

Madara: DO YOU EVEN LIFT * as he emrges from the pile of rocks that the hirudora caused*

Guy: uhhhh do i what?

Madara: you heard me do you lift? because THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Guy: this doesnt seem good

Madara: Prepare.....(unaudible whispers.) *he appaears from the ground and grabs one of the 8tails tentacles* Your Anus!!!!!

* back to naruto and kakashi*

Kakashi: yeah ***** what ya gonna d... ( obito attempts to warp kakshi but is stopped by naruto)

Obito: You annoying excuse for a uzamaki power leeching would have been dead without the ninetails tramp!!!

Naruto: i didnt realize that this was a costume party obito

Obito: huh...?

Naruto: is that why your dressed as a jelly fish?

Obito: * rising pillar of hell's ashes* ( the air gets hot and then a large explosion and from the mist of it all naruto appears and punches obito landing a direct hit.)

Naruto: Mad bro?

Obito: i wi....

Kakashi: RAIKIRI *it goes through obito actually slighty hurting him* want to know the quickest way to a womens heart?

Obito: dont say it!

Kakashi: Raikiri

Obito: SHINRA TENSEI * this pushes kakashi and naruto back* i think its time i stopped playing around!

*back to madara and bee and guy bee is on the ground and guy is in madara.*

Madara: Your F*cking dun kid * he prepares for a jutsu* Katon * guy is burnt nearly dead ...... but wait there's more*

Guy: * He lifts up* I wll fornicate with your skull ............ 8th gate release * a radius of 500 acres of land begin to fill with blue chakra* Time to die

Madara: alrigh.....

*back to sasuke*

Next chapter: finally back to oro and sasuke and where are the konoha 11?

[Unbiased]

Well this would be fine, its not like kishi can ruin the manga anymore.

[Hokage Fourth]

Hahah dude you made me laugh,'DO YOU EVEN LIFT'