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    tai fight

    I've been smoking and now I'm very high and want to do a fight of tai.

    All tai you know, no nin
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    I run up to you and throw a punch with my right arm :\
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    I run up to you and throw a punch with my right arm :\
    A challenge?

    Percy Jackson bio

    I put my right hand in my pocket and grab a kunai but don't pull my hand out of my pocket yet. As you throw the punch, I step forward and to the left of your punch and roll along the outside of your arm and spin and stab you in the back of the head.

     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post
    A challenge?

    Percy Jackson bio

    I put my right hand in my pocket and grab a kunai but don't pull my hand out of my pocket yet. As you throw the punch, I step forward and to the left of your punch and roll along the outside of your arm and spin and stab you in the back of the head.

    *Uses nagashi* :shrug: jk

    As you step forward and roll along the outside of my right arm, I put out my foot to the right and trip you. As your falling I simply roll to the right and place an explosive tag on your back and kick you in your crotch as your in the ground.
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    you're high and I'm drunk

    Have fun on the fight
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    *Uses nagashi* :shrug: jk

    As you step forward and roll along the outside of my right arm, I put out my foot to the right and trip you. As your falling I simply roll to the right and place an explosive tag on your back and kick you in your crotch as your in the ground.


    *As you trip me, the momentum from me spinning causes me to continue to spin and fall so as I continue to spin and fall, I lower my arm's direction and place the kunai in the ground, using it as a means to spin with and I use the continued momentum to spin around and kick you in the lower back/upper thigh as you jump to your right (which by the way, is closer to me xD). The kick causes your lower body to raise higher than your upper body as you fall backwards. I then fall and hit the ground and roll away.*

    O.o
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Sarutobi View Post
    you're high and I'm drunk

    Have fun on the fight
    Then I guess it's time to get drunk as well. >:}
     
         

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    Red flesh cloud's choking out
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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post
    Then I guess it's time to get drunk as well. >:}
    Obviously lol and you'll still win

    I wanna either f'k my neighbour girl or fight someone atm, not sure which to do first
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Sarutobi View Post
    Obviously lol and you'll still win

    I wanna either f'k my neighbour girl or fight someone atm, not sure which to do first
    Bolded could be interpretted so many ways. @_@ I'm hoping you mean neighbor that's a chick. And over-age. xD

    ****. You're basically asking: "Girl or random dude on the internet"
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post


    *As you trip me, the momentum from me spinning causes me to continue to spin and fall so as I continue to spin and fall, I lower my arm's direction and place the kunai in the ground, using it as a means to spin with and I use the continued momentum to spin around and kick you in the lower back/upper thigh as you jump to your right (which by the way, is closer to me xD). The kick causes your lower body to raise higher than your upper body as you fall backwards. I then fall and hit the ground and roll away.*

    O.o
    *Opens the 4th gate* O.o

    As I'm rolling to my right I notice you putting out your leg to kick me, I quickly grab your leg with both my hands completely stopping you from spinning. As I have you by the leg I place an explosive tag with my left hand and detonate it point blank.
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    no I mean female neighbour and she's my age ( 20 ) and pretty hot
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    *Opens the 4th gate* O.o

    As I'm rolling to my right I notice you putting out your leg to kick me, I quickly grab your leg with both my hands completely stopping you from spinning. As I have you by the leg I place an explosive tag with my left hand and detonate it point blank.
    *as you grab my leg, I simple swing the other using the same force from the first kick and kick you to the side, keeping you from your ninja tricks*

    -.- lol
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    LOL

    O^O
    I wantsa join!!!111
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Jumps in and pees on Zero
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post
    *as you grab my leg, I simple swing the other using the same force from the first kick and kick you to the side, keeping you from your ninja tricks*

    -.- lol
    As your second kick is coming I simply grab it with my left hand. Now I have you by both your legs.. I then pick you up and slam you against the ground.

    No more ninja tricks
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

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    Jumps in and pees on Zero
    *uses suiton no jutsu to turn your pee against you*
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Sarutobi View Post
    no I mean female neighbour and she's my age ( 20 ) and pretty hot

    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Kelvin View Post
    LOL

    O^O
    I wantsa join!!!111
    Watchu laughin at boi? p_- (monocle man again )

    Quote Originally Posted by Serpent View Post
    Jumps in and pees on Zero
    *pees on Luffy*


    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    As your second kick is coming I simply grab it with my left hand. Now I have you by both your legs.. I then pick you up and slam you against the ground.

    No more ninja tricks
    *As you grab my other leg, I sacrifice my upper body falling to the ground and pull the kunai from the ground and throw it at your left forearm, peircing maybe a artery*

    Shoulda pissed on you though. e.e
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post



    Watchu laughin at boi? p_- (monocle man again )



    *pees on Luffy*




    *As you grab my other leg, I sacrifice my upper body falling to the ground and pull the kunai from the ground and throw it at your left forearm, peircing maybe a artery*

    Shoulda pissed on you though. e.e
    Hey Lok? xD
    Try to use your drunken style CJ's when high
    See what happens <.<
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Kelvin View Post
    Hey Lok? xD
    Try to use your drunken style CJ's when high
    See what happens <.<
    I need to get drunk first. e.e
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post



    Watchu laughin at boi? p_- (monocle man again )



    *pees on Luffy*




    *As you grab my other leg, I sacrifice my upper body falling to the ground and pull the kunai from the ground and throw it at your left forearm, peircing maybe a artery*

    Shoulda pissed on you though. e.e
    As your going for the kunai I instantly let go of you and back away sort of bleach style flying backwards a few meters. As your legs drop to the ground your accuracy fails and the kunai misses me.

    I then use:

    (Kirei Tomo) - I clean all of me
    Type: Supplementary
    Rank: C
    Range: On touch
    Chakra Cost: 20
    Damage Points: N/A
    Description: The medical shinobi fills his palms with small amounts of extremely aggressive chakra and runs them over the areas of his body he wants to clean of any microorganisms. After being done, his chakra automatically turns back to his regular, non-harmful and calm one.

    And clean myself from the pee that you did on that quote
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    As your going for the kunai I instantly let go of you and back away sort of bleach style flying backwards a few meters. As your legs drop to the ground your accuracy fails and the kunai misses me.

    I then use:

    (Kirei Tomo) - I clean all of me
    Type: Supplementary
    Rank: C
    Range: On touch
    Chakra Cost: 20
    Damage Points: N/A
    Description: The medical shinobi fills his palms with small amounts of extremely aggressive chakra and runs them over the areas of his body he wants to clean of any microorganisms. After being done, his chakra automatically turns back to his regular, non-harmful and calm one.

    And clean myself from the pee that you did on that quote
    *I get up and open my pouch on the side and pulls out some alcohol. I drink it and get ****ed up to the point that my actions become so wide, my body often changes directions mid-move, making the actions untraceble by basic sharingans (which you don't even have xD)*

    Drunken Fist Style: Drunken Monkey Mode|Suiken: Hebereke Seiyuuki Mo-do
    Type: Supplementary
    Rank: S
    Range: N/A
    Chakra Cost: N/A
    Damage Points: N/A (-20 to user after using)
    Description: The user drinks large amounts of sake, and several more bottles of other types of alcohol and drinks those very quickly, becoming severely intoxicated and begins to stagger in his movements and becomes completely unpredictable. His movements become so wild and random that it would take a 3 Tomoe Sharingan to accurately predict his movements. Due to drinking such levels of alcohol, the user can stay in Drunken Monkey Mode for up to three turns and can activate this mode twice a battle. After sobering up the first time, the user is left with a severe headache that restricts his concentration and limits him from using taijutsu higher than A-rank for 2 turns. After using the second time, the user’s headache is worsened to the point that he cannot use any ninjutsu of higher than A rank and taijutsu of higher than B rank, each for three turns and he is left feeling very sick and with large amounts of fatigue, causing him to be able to perform only two jutsus per turn for three turns.
    *Can only be used twice and can't be used with any other mode*
    *Can only use Drunken Fist jutsu and taijutsu in this form*
    *Lasts up to three turns*
    *After first turn, user is only able to use taijutsu of A-rank and below for two turns*
    *After using second turn, user is only able to use taijutsu of B-rank and below and ninjutsu of A-rank and below for three turns and can only use two jutsus per turn the second time*
    *User sobers up from taking strong damage (attacks of A-rank and higher)

    :drunk:
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post
    *I get up and open my pouch on the side and pulls out some alcohol. I drink it and get ****ed up to the point that my actions become so wide, my body often changes directions mid-move, making the actions untraceble by basic sharingans (which you don't even have xD)*

    Drunken Fist Style: Drunken Monkey Mode|Suiken: Hebereke Seiyuuki Mo-do
    Type: Supplementary
    Rank: S
    Range: N/A
    Chakra Cost: N/A
    Damage Points: N/A (-20 to user after using)
    Description: The user drinks large amounts of sake, and several more bottles of other types of alcohol and drinks those very quickly, becoming severely intoxicated and begins to stagger in his movements and becomes completely unpredictable. His movements become so wild and random that it would take a 3 Tomoe Sharingan to accurately predict his movements. Due to drinking such levels of alcohol, the user can stay in Drunken Monkey Mode for up to three turns and can activate this mode twice a battle. After sobering up the first time, the user is left with a severe headache that restricts his concentration and limits him from using taijutsu higher than A-rank for 2 turns. After using the second time, the user’s headache is worsened to the point that he cannot use any ninjutsu of higher than A rank and taijutsu of higher than B rank, each for three turns and he is left feeling very sick and with large amounts of fatigue, causing him to be able to perform only two jutsus per turn for three turns.
    *Can only be used twice and can't be used with any other mode*
    *Can only use Drunken Fist jutsu and taijutsu in this form*
    *Lasts up to three turns*
    *After first turn, user is only able to use taijutsu of A-rank and below for two turns*
    *After using second turn, user is only able to use taijutsu of B-rank and below and ninjutsu of A-rank and below for three turns and can only use two jutsus per turn the second time*
    *User sobers up from taking strong damage (attacks of A-rank and higher)

    :drunk:
    As I see you sipping on that sake, me and zabimaru bolt towards you and slash you. I'm coming from the left and zabimaru is coming from the right. Then we leap in to opposite sides crossing past you while I slash you and zabimaru bites you.

    (Sōjin Rōga) – Clawing Swift Wolf Fang
    Rank: B
    Type: Offensive, Defence
    Range: Long
    Chakra cost: 20
    Damage points: 40
    Description: The user and their dog rapidly bolt around and slash the enemy before leaping from opposite sides for a crossing pass slash/bite.
    Note: Must be a member of the Inuzuka Clan.
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post
    *I get up and open my pouch on the side and pulls out some alcohol. I drink it and get ****ed up to the point that my actions become so wide, my body often changes directions mid-move, making the actions untraceble by basic sharingans (which you don't even have xD)*

    Drunken Fist Style: Drunken Monkey Mode|Suiken: Hebereke Seiyuuki Mo-do
    Type: Supplementary
    Rank: S
    Range: N/A
    Chakra Cost: N/A
    Damage Points: N/A (-20 to user after using)
    Description: The user drinks large amounts of sake, and several more bottles of other types of alcohol and drinks those very quickly, becoming severely intoxicated and begins to stagger in his movements and becomes completely unpredictable. His movements become so wild and random that it would take a 3 Tomoe Sharingan to accurately predict his movements. Due to drinking such levels of alcohol, the user can stay in Drunken Monkey Mode for up to three turns and can activate this mode twice a battle. After sobering up the first time, the user is left with a severe headache that restricts his concentration and limits him from using taijutsu higher than A-rank for 2 turns. After using the second time, the user’s headache is worsened to the point that he cannot use any ninjutsu of higher than A rank and taijutsu of higher than B rank, each for three turns and he is left feeling very sick and with large amounts of fatigue, causing him to be able to perform only two jutsus per turn for three turns.
    *Can only be used twice and can't be used with any other mode*
    *Can only use Drunken Fist jutsu and taijutsu in this form*
    *Lasts up to three turns*
    *After first turn, user is only able to use taijutsu of A-rank and below for two turns*
    *After using second turn, user is only able to use taijutsu of B-rank and below and ninjutsu of A-rank and below for three turns and can only use two jutsus per turn the second time*
    *User sobers up from taking strong damage (attacks of A-rank and higher)

    :drunk:
    I was thinking
    Could i use your drunken style Taijutsu?
    How coool wouldn't it be to be in like 2 or 3 drunken modes at the same time.
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Kelvin View Post
    I was thinking
    Could i use your drunken style Taijutsu?
    How coool wouldn't it be to be in like 2 or 3 drunken modes at the same time.
    Before he answers you I will say no

    That's his own style and wants it to stay that way
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    Before he answers you I will say no

    That's his own style and wants it to stay that way
    o_O
    O_o
    Kk, but the less Taijutsu shared, the less is used.
     
         

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