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    tai fight

    I've been smoking and now I'm very high and want to do a fight of tai.

    All tai you know, no nin
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    I run up to you and throw a punch with my right arm :\
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    I run up to you and throw a punch with my right arm :\
    A challenge?

    Percy Jackson bio

    I put my right hand in my pocket and grab a kunai but don't pull my hand out of my pocket yet. As you throw the punch, I step forward and to the left of your punch and roll along the outside of your arm and spin and stab you in the back of the head.

     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post
    A challenge?

    Percy Jackson bio

    I put my right hand in my pocket and grab a kunai but don't pull my hand out of my pocket yet. As you throw the punch, I step forward and to the left of your punch and roll along the outside of your arm and spin and stab you in the back of the head.

    *Uses nagashi* :shrug: jk

    As you step forward and roll along the outside of my right arm, I put out my foot to the right and trip you. As your falling I simply roll to the right and place an explosive tag on your back and kick you in your crotch as your in the ground.
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Lol you're high and I'm drunk

    Have fun on the fight
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    *Uses nagashi* :shrug: jk

    As you step forward and roll along the outside of my right arm, I put out my foot to the right and trip you. As your falling I simply roll to the right and place an explosive tag on your back and kick you in your crotch as your in the ground.


    *As you trip me, the momentum from me spinning causes me to continue to spin and fall so as I continue to spin and fall, I lower my arm's direction and place the kunai in the ground, using it as a means to spin with and I use the continued momentum to spin around and kick you in the lower back/upper thigh as you jump to your right (which by the way, is closer to me xD). The kick causes your lower body to raise higher than your upper body as you fall backwards. I then fall and hit the ground and roll away.*

    O.o
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Sarutobi View Post
    Lol you're high and I'm drunk

    Have fun on the fight
    Then I guess it's time to get drunk as well. >:}
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post
    Then I guess it's time to get drunk as well. >:}
    Obviously lol and you'll still win

    I wanna either f'k my neighbour girl or fight someone atm, not sure which to do first
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Sarutobi View Post
    Obviously lol and you'll still win

    I wanna either f'k my neighbour girl or fight someone atm, not sure which to do first
    Bolded could be interpretted so many ways. @_@ I'm hoping you mean neighbor that's a chick. And over-age. xD

    ****. You're basically asking: "Girl or random dude on the internet"
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

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    *As you trip me, the momentum from me spinning causes me to continue to spin and fall so as I continue to spin and fall, I lower my arm's direction and place the kunai in the ground, using it as a means to spin with and I use the continued momentum to spin around and kick you in the lower back/upper thigh as you jump to your right (which by the way, is closer to me xD). The kick causes your lower body to raise higher than your upper body as you fall backwards. I then fall and hit the ground and roll away.*

    O.o
    *Opens the 4th gate* O.o

    As I'm rolling to my right I notice you putting out your leg to kick me, I quickly grab your leg with both my hands completely stopping you from spinning. As I have you by the leg I place an explosive tag with my left hand and detonate it point blank.
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Lol no I mean female neighbour and she's my age ( 20 ) and pretty hot
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    *Opens the 4th gate* O.o

    As I'm rolling to my right I notice you putting out your leg to kick me, I quickly grab your leg with both my hands completely stopping you from spinning. As I have you by the leg I place an explosive tag with my left hand and detonate it point blank.
    *as you grab my leg, I simple swing the other using the same force from the first kick and kick you to the side, keeping you from your ninja tricks*

    -.- lol
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    LOL

    O^O
    I wantsa join!!!111
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Jumps in and pees on Zero
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post
    *as you grab my leg, I simple swing the other using the same force from the first kick and kick you to the side, keeping you from your ninja tricks*

    -.- lol
    As your second kick is coming I simply grab it with my left hand. Now I have you by both your legs.. I then pick you up and slam you against the ground.

    No more ninja tricks
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

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    Jumps in and pees on Zero
    *uses suiton no jutsu to turn your pee against you*
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Sarutobi View Post
    Lol no I mean female neighbour and she's my age ( 20 ) and pretty hot

    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Kelvin View Post
    LOL

    O^O
    I wantsa join!!!111
    Watchu laughin at boi? p_- (monocle man again )

    Quote Originally Posted by Serpent View Post
    Jumps in and pees on Zero
    *pees on Luffy*


    Quote Originally Posted by Luffy.. View Post
    As your second kick is coming I simply grab it with my left hand. Now I have you by both your legs.. I then pick you up and slam you against the ground.

    No more ninja tricks
    *As you grab my other leg, I sacrifice my upper body falling to the ground and pull the kunai from the ground and throw it at your left forearm, peircing maybe a artery*

    Shoulda pissed on you though. e.e
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post



    Watchu laughin at boi? p_- (monocle man again )



    *pees on Luffy*




    *As you grab my other leg, I sacrifice my upper body falling to the ground and pull the kunai from the ground and throw it at your left forearm, peircing maybe a artery*

    Shoulda pissed on you though. e.e
    Hey Lok? xD
    Try to use your drunken style CJ's when high
    See what happens <.<
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Kelvin View Post
    Hey Lok? xD
    Try to use your drunken style CJ's when high
    See what happens <.<
    I need to get drunk first. e.e
     
         

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    Re: tai fight

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Kaos View Post



    Watchu laughin at boi? p_- (monocle man again )



    *pees on Luffy*




    *As you grab my other leg, I sacrifice my upper body falling to the ground and pull the kunai from the ground and throw it at your left forearm, peircing maybe a artery*

    Shoulda pissed on you though. e.e
    As your going for the kunai I instantly let go of you and back away sort of bleach style flying backwards a few meters. As your legs drop to the ground your accuracy fails and the kunai misses me.

    I then use:

    (Kirei Tomo) - I clean all of me
    Type: Supplementary
    Rank: C
    Range: On touch
    Chakra Cost: 20
    Damage Points: N/A
    Description: The medical shinobi fills his palms with small amounts of extremely aggressive chakra and runs them over the areas of his body he wants to clean of any microorganisms. After being done, his chakra automatically turns back to his regular, non-harmful and calm one.

    And clean myself from the pee that you did on that quote
     
         

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