Rap Battles: Naruto vs. Sasuke

[Guilty as Sin]

What up Fools! I’m your host, Killer Bee!
Today’s rap battle will be hot, you’ll see!

On one corner: Naruto, the hero of the Leaf,
Wants to be Hokage, the village’s chief!

On the other corner Sasuke: Uchiha’s heir,
He’s out for revenge, so say your prayers!

Wheeeeeeee!

So now let’s begin, I can feel the heat!
My main man A will provide the beat!





Oh yeaaaaah!




I noticed lately, that you don’t like girls
Would you rather have a guy ,take you out for a whirl?
It all makes sense now, you must like the “D”
No wonder you got raped, when you fought Killer Bee
It’s not gonna change, there’s just no way
They’re always gonna call you: Sasugay!



Look who’s talking, you stupid hypocrite
You’ve been chasing after me, since the first time we met.
You’re worse than Sakura, you wanna bet?
I guess really you like guys who play hard to get.
Or maybe it's bestiality, I think that's it.
Sage mode and frogs, you like that "ribbit".



I tried to be nice, I must confess
But here comes my BM, you ready for the test?
I’m sorry your brother, was put to rest
But get off his nuts, and stop this incest
Sure he may have left you, with EMS
But seems like instead, you got PMS



Is that all you got? The Kyuubi?
Someone really needs to brush up their history
You may have the beast, but I have Sharingan
I’ll subjugate you, and make you my pawn
I’ve got a new power, from the one who knows
I’ll send you to hell with my Susano’o

And that concludes our rap battle!

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Naruto is red, Sasuke is blue,
Who do you think won, and how did he do?