Rap Battles: Naruto vs. Sasuke

[Guilty as Sin]

What up Fools! I’m your host, Killer Bee!
Today’s rap battle will be hot, you’ll see!

On one corner: Naruto, the hero of the Leaf,
Wants to be Hokage, the village’s chief!

On the other corner Sasuke: Uchiha’s heir,
He’s out for revenge, so say your prayers!

Wheeeeeeee!

So now let’s begin, I can feel the heat!
My main man A will provide the beat!





Oh yeaaaaah!




I noticed lately, that you don’t like girls
Would you rather have a guy ,take you out for a whirl?
It all makes sense now, you must like the “D”
No wonder you got raped, when you fought Killer Bee
It’s not gonna change, there’s just no way
They’re always gonna call you: Sasugay!



Look who’s talking, you stupid hypocrite
You’ve been chasing after me, since the first time we met.
You’re worse than Sakura, you wanna bet?
I guess really you like guys who play hard to get.
Or maybe it's bestiality, I think that's it.
Sage mode and frogs, you like that "ribbit".



I tried to be nice, I must confess
But here comes my BM, you ready for the test?
I’m sorry your brother, was put to rest
But get off his nuts, and stop this incest
Sure he may have left you, with EMS
But seems like instead, you got PMS



Is that all you got? The Kyuubi?
Someone really needs to brush up their history
You may have the beast, but I have Sharingan
I’ll subjugate you, and make you my pawn
I’ve got a new power, from the one who knows
I’ll send you to hell with my Susano’o

And that concludes our rap battle!

And now, a word from our sponsor, Guilty as Sin:

Naruto is red, Sasuke is blue,
Who do you think won, and how did he do?

[Mordred]

Hahaha, man that's awesome. Plus rep!

[The Demonic Kazekage]

Naruto won

[ThtOneGuy]

Naruto won that.

[xjimbox]

I kinda like this but I also kinda don't ... I am indifferent about this

[Guilty as Sin]

Hahaha, man that's awesome. Plus rep!

Hahaha, thanks I appreciate it! Glad you enjoyed it

[onimusha madara]

Make more please + rep man

[AlastorNazura17]

Man this was great! Naruto totally won, but awesome raps dude.

[GUCC1GU1LTY]

I rated the thread & plus reped for creativity, good job man

[Guilty as Sin]

Man this was great! Naruto totally won, but awesome raps dude.

Thanks! In retrospect, I think I gave Naruto better reps. I might alter it to make the fight more even :P

Make more please + rep man

Thank you, I might make another one. Take a lot of creative energy though :P

[~Dream~]

Best rapper out there on NB.

[Guilty as Sin]

Best rapper out there on NB.

I don't know about that, but thanks anyway buddy.


@ Everyone, I updated Sasuke's first rap and gave it more oomph! Perhaps that will even the odds.

[Ryuzetsu]

HAHAHA

[naruman]

Nice that's really enjoyable . want more

[Narutofan4203 -in detention-]

-madara comes in-
What in the world is with you little kids, of this new day and time?
No taste at all, you can't even rhyme.
I wanna go back to my good ol' days with hashirama
Naruto, your on sasuke's ****, you cal it 9 tails? more like a llama
Sasuke, you aren't an uchiha, your a pathetic emo
forget you guys, I'm gonna take my load and go
oh yeah, and the dream world, forgot all about that, you WONT BE IN
i dont like either of you, probably'll send you to where you belong, a trash bin
why haven't i stopped? don't really know
Now eat my EMS and rinnegan with my perfect susano'o

[TobitoUchiha]

That was awesome!
Naruto won that!

[TheCCV]

This is the best freestyle I've seen on the internet in a while to be honest, mainly because people can't rap on keyboards... and this is coming from a die hard rap fan. That was pretty good, *****.

And they're both really good, but I'm going to choose Sasuke because I could hear him saying something like that more than Naruto.

[jonaTHEninja]

Cool thread there man! xD

Naruto won!

[BlkMagk]

Naruto took it :D