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    How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    i feel like a man and i just love having a girlfriend it is just great
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    I can't have a girlfriend until i'm 16 ( religious reasons)...
    But I will treat her well :D!!
     
         
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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    how do you will?
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    I'm married, -_- trust me its not that special
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    you sound as if this is your first girl not that theres anything wrong with that
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    i don't get what your trying to say, i'm not one to complain about grammar but come on man
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by -Obito Uchiha- View Post
    I'm married, -_- trust me its not that special
    Yeah, what this dude said.
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    Having a girlfriend is special when it's your first, after that it's nothing really special. It doesn't feel the same after you have sex with her for the first time either.
     
         
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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    oh lol really? I almost dated every race except african and slept almost with all nationalities in europe.. it't does feel great lmao
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    Yea same girlfriend for 3 years, it's the same.
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    Happy for you man but… After her it'll only get worse
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

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    Girlfriend? Is that some kind of Pokemon?
    *dies* we dutchies rule the comedy department on NB
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    From my experience, after three months they get soo clingy.I like the girl but it's "why" and "how come". It gets annoying.
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    I do will leave her if she starts to irritate me, even though they're always quicker doing that u_u
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    'OP gets ditched tomorrow'

    Next Thread Title:

    "I hate Girls..!" :D
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    I know how to get a girlfriend and keep one, in fact I assumed it was common knowledge. I remember when the monks discovered this secret back in 2004. It was a legendary day. They fought through waves and waves of enemies. Blood was spilt. There was one surviving monk, they called him the 'Infinity monk'. A title to which he held with great pride and honour. Years later, he passed on his knowledge on how to acquire a girlfriend. He carved the process onto a tablet; he named the tablet 'Ward'.

    The one person that Infinity trusted to keep hold of the Ward tablet was his loyal follower; 'Treyarch'. From here on out Treyarch would have to defend the tablet, and Treyarch did. They defended it with all their might. The amount of lives lost was astonishing. The people trying to acquire the Ward tablet was a group of vigilantes. They went by the name 'Nerds', though they weren't strong and though they weren't skilled, they were large in numbers.

    Years later, after generations of the Treyarch family and the Infinity family protected the Ward, they were ambushed. A group of rebel Nerds with two strong leaders, went full force against Treyarch and Infinity. The Nerds were smart, they had money and resources. It was too much for the protecters of the Ward tablet to handle. The two leaders took the tablet. Their names; Bill and Steve.

    Now, Bill and Steve kept the information of the tablet to themselves. They did this for a very long time. Though Steve was diagnosed with a life threatening illness and he had a change of heart. Before he died, he told all of the rebel Nerds the secret. What was on the Ward tablet.

    Carved right into the Ward tablet it read;
    "You unlock 'Girlfriend' at level 55. Just be sure not to prestige, if you do prestige the said 'girlfriend' will be lost forever."

    This news spread like wildfire. I can't believe you didn't know this. If you prestige you will lose her.
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    meh
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Nova. View Post
    I know how to get a girlfriend and keep one, in fact I assumed it was common knowledge. I remember when the monks discovered this secret back in 2004. It was a legendary day. They fought through waves and waves of enemies. Blood was spilt. There was one surviving monk, they called him the 'Infinity monk'. A title to which he held with great pride and honour. Years later, he passed on his knowledge on how to acquire a girlfriend. He carved the process onto a tablet; he named the tablet 'Ward'.

    The one person that Infinity trusted to keep hold of the Ward tablet was his loyal follower; 'Treyarch'. From here on out Treyarch would have to defend the tablet, and Treyarch did. They defended it with all their might. The amount of lives lost was astonishing. The people trying to acquire the Ward tablet was a group of vigilantes. They went by the name 'Nerds', though they weren't strong and though they weren't skilled, they were large in numbers.

    Years later, after generations of the Treyarch family and the Infinity family protected the Ward, they were ambushed. A group of rebel Nerds with two strong leaders, went full force against Treyarch and Infinity. The Nerds were smart, they had money and resources. It was too much for the protecters of the Ward tablet to handle. The two leaders took the tablet. Their names; Bill and Steve.

    Now, Bill and Steve kept the information of the tablet to themselves. They did this for a very long time. Though Steve was diagnosed with a life threatening illness and he had a change of heart. Before he died, he told all of the rebel Nerds the secret. What was on the Ward tablet.

    Carved right into the Ward tablet it read;
    "You unlock 'Girlfriend' at level 55. Just be sure not to prestige, if you do prestige the said 'girlfriend' will be lost forever."

    This news spread like wildfire. I can't believe you didn't know this. If you prestige you will lose her.
    :rofl:

    Best NB post ever.
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    after reading these posts i am completely sure I don't want to date anyone
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    :lmao:
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Nova. View Post
    I know how to get a girlfriend and keep one, in fact I assumed it was common knowledge. I remember when the monks discovered this secret back in 2004. It was a legendary day. They fought through waves and waves of enemies. Blood was spilt. There was one surviving monk, they called him the 'Infinity monk'. A title to which he held with great pride and honour. Years later, he passed on his knowledge on how to acquire a girlfriend. He carved the process onto a tablet; he named the tablet 'Ward'.

    The one person that Infinity trusted to keep hold of the Ward tablet was his loyal follower; 'Treyarch'. From here on out Treyarch would have to defend the tablet, and Treyarch did. They defended it with all their might. The amount of lives lost was astonishing. The people trying to acquire the Ward tablet was a group of vigilantes. They went by the name 'Nerds', though they weren't strong and though they weren't skilled, they were large in numbers.

    Years later, after generations of the Treyarch family and the Infinity family protected the Ward, they were ambushed. A group of rebel Nerds with two strong leaders, went full force against Treyarch and Infinity. The Nerds were smart, they had money and resources. It was too much for the protecters of the Ward tablet to handle. The two leaders took the tablet. Their names; Bill and Steve.

    Now, Bill and Steve kept the information of the tablet to themselves. They did this for a very long time. Though Steve was diagnosed with a life threatening illness and he had a change of heart. Before he died, he told all of the rebel Nerds the secret. What was on the Ward tablet.

    Carved right into the Ward tablet it read;
    "You unlock 'Girlfriend' at level 55. Just be sure not to prestige, if you do prestige the said 'girlfriend' will be lost forever."

    This news spread like wildfire. I can't believe you didn't know this. If you prestige you will lose her.
    This right here is the best answer.
     
         

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    Re: How Do u will when u have a girlfriend

    After reading these people's thoughts on relationships, and how little they care about their partners, I really have lost faith in... Well everything to be honest
     
         

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