(RP)Welcome to my house party!!!

[juana maaki]

Ari:*going down the water slide
Weeeeee

[Michael Jordan]

im back from having a sixsome with victoria secret models in the guest bed

by the way might want to clean up the condems and ripped up bed

MJ: just ask the Maid to do it she has experience

[Michael Jordan]

Ari:*going down the water slide
Weeeeee

*walking towards Ari slightly drunk*
MJ: Hey Ari! Is it true?!!

[juana maaki]

Ari: *still going down the slid laughing*
wwwweeeeee!!!

[TheBrightSide]

*Shows up wasted already from the pregame. Proceeds to puke on everything you care about. Leaves.*

[Michael Jordan]

Ari: *still going down the slid laughing*
wwwweeeeee!!!

*burps*
MJ: Ari dont ignore me!

[juana maaki]

*burps*
MJ: Ari dont ignore me!

Ari: *crashs in the pool*
what mike?

[badassjuly18]

uh the maid is liking the condoms :/

[badassjuly18]

and ari just fell of the slide and on my lap

[juana maaki]

and ari just fell of the slide and on my lap

Ari: sorry
*swims off and drive down*

[Michael Jordan]

Ari: *crashs in the pool*
what mike?

MJ: Is it true you had sex with another guy in my ROOM!

[juana maaki]

MJ: Is it true you had sex with another guy in my ROOM!

Ari: WHOA!! NO!!

[badassjuly18]

then a flying shitting boy rips off ari dd cup breasts and reveals it to me and micheal

[Michael Jordan]

Ari: WHOA!! NO!!

MJ: But the one guy told me he did........and then you left randomly to the slides....and I was all like *thud* *MJ is passed out on the floor*

[Michael Jordan]

then a flying shitting boy rips off ari dd cup breasts and reveals it to me and micheal

Too bad you woke up and it was all just a dream!

[juana maaki]

MJ: But the one guy told me he did........and then you left randomly to the slides....and I was all like *thud* *MJ is passed out on the floor*

Ari: you got drunk and i went off to the water parl

(night)

[juana maaki]

then a flying shitting boy rips off ari dd cup breasts and reveals it to me and micheal

Ari: *covers up and runs off*

(g2g)

[badassjuly18]

in ur new guest room with a hangover with pics of ari boobs and lying beside me naked are the victoria secret models that i drove to this party in my lambagni

[Michael Jordan]

Ari: you got drunk and i went off to the water parl

(night)

*wakes up 5 hours later, almost everyone is dead and my house is on fire*
MJ: WTF! MY HOUSE! Ari where are you!

[badassjuly18]

thats not ur house its perez hiltons

[badassjuly18]

hey mike heres a letter from ari it says

dear mj and joey

i am at joeys house having lesbian sex with joeys hot models if u want to join us come to joeys house

sincerly ari

[Michael Jordan]

hey mike heres a letter from ari it says

dear mj and joey

i am at joeys house having lesbian sex with joeys hot models if u want to join us come to joeys house

sincerly ari

(You thirsty bruh)

[badassjuly18]

i wanna go to my house to join ari

[badassjuly18]

(You thirsty bruh)

dehydrated

[Itachilover94]

Oh wow