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    50 shades of Chiyo

    Warning the following material may not be suited for children and those who are as bothered as i am for writing this you have been warned.


    The following takes place in the village hidden in the rain.

    Hanzo: you have grown old chiyo very old and crusty

    Chiyo: that is why i have come to you hanzo......im looking for a work out make me moist hanzo....if you can

    Hanzo: My salamander....you want my salamander?

    Chiyo: oh yes i want your salamander and i want it soon

    Hanzo: Fine *summons his salamander* only because your begging for it. Meet Tommy Lee

    Chiyo: so that's the salamander that has smited countless hoes

    Hanzo: yes now prepare yourself chiyo me and my salamander will show no mercy
    *Hanzo comes full force with his salamander*

    Hanzo: i see to much for you to handle

    Chiyo: crap what did i get myself into

    Hanzo: Feel my salamander chiyo........FEEL MY SALAMANDER

    Chiyo: .......

    Hanzo: You are so unresponsive and dry.....your like kristen stewart covered in sandpaper

    Chiyo: are you kidding me i'm just getting started *trying to catch her breath*

    Hanzo: shall i start some barry white then? *****es love barry white
    *starts barry white*

    Chiyo: oh yes much better but lets turn things up a bit more
    *Shirohigi: Jikki Chikamatsu no Shū summons 10 puppets*

    Chiyo: me and my groupies will gang bang you now

    Hanzo: i like where this is going now lets get this going

    *Hanzo and his salamander progresses towards chiyo*

    Chiyo: *thinks to herself* i have heard rumors about his sack if i go for his sack he will release and die

    *Chiyo stretches for his sack but hanzo swats her away*

    Hanzo: why so hasty? You should worry less about my sack and more about my salamander

    Hanzo: It saddens me to see you want to have me finish so soon.....woman.....you always nag about finishing so soon yet here you are trying to end this with one move......so confusing

    *chiyo moves her puppets into proper positions*

    Chiyo: still talking hanzo? seems to me that you are stalling.Are you sure you have the stamina to take on all eleven of us.

    Hanzo:*grins* the eleven of you are nothing my salamander has handled one direction the backstreet boys and new kids on the block all at once.

    Chiyo: then this should be interesting

    Does chiyo and her eleven puppets stand a chance against hanzos salamander? Did Hanzo really Handle all of those boy fags at once? Find out In the next chapter entitled Yes

     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Oh glob...
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Good god.
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Wtf. Just wtf. xD
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Mark, were you hacked?
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    w...t....f
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    FACEPALM WTF WAS THIS!!!
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    What did I just read?
    Reading this, I can't wait for December 21st >_>
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    ......Good thing I stopped right when I read the first line -.- still pretty blind!
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    I lost it at "find out next chapter entitled Yes"
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Omfg! Love it!
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Quote Originally Posted by Effie View Post
    Oh glob...
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCCV View Post
    Good god.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hipster Deidara View Post
    Wtf. Just wtf. xD
    Quote Originally Posted by nath0man View Post
    w...t....f
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryuzetsu View Post
    FACEPALM WTF WAS THIS!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Yasuko Sayomi View Post
    What did I just read?
    Reading this, I can't wait for December 21st >_>
    Quote Originally Posted by KGB Kakuzu View Post
    ......Good thing I stopped right when I read the first line -.- still pretty blind!
    Well was it kinky sexy enough?


    Quote Originally Posted by HiddenSound View Post
    I lost it at "find out next chapter entitled Yes"
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    Omfg! Love it!
    Glad to see you enjoyed
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    The First and Second lines had me on the floor, after that.. It just got better and better
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Quote Originally Posted by Lawless View Post
    The First and Second lines had me on the floor, after that.. It just got better and better
    thank you
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Ewwwwwww. Thats gross af 6ut funny at da same time.
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

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    Ewwwwwww. Thats gross af 6ut funny at da same time.
    Was it kinky sexy enough for you?
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    I have the weirdest boner.
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

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    I have the weirdest boner.
    Glad to hear that
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    that was amazing bro... _O-
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    lol

    LOL

    |_( )|_
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Quote Originally Posted by -Obito Uchiha- View Post
    that was amazing bro... _O-
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    lol

    LOL

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    glad to see you enjoyed this kinky sexy tale
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Im ashamed at my arousal.
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    You was picturing that in your head
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    wat. just, so much wat. and god, the music...
    /leaves. D8

    lmao
     
         

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    Re: 50 shades of Chiyo

    Quote Originally Posted by Effie View Post
    Oh glob...
    OT: You have a nice sig of Ellen Degeneres
     
         

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