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    I wonder what's for dinner!
     

    Everything comes down to poo

    J.D.: Hey, Ms. Miller -- we just need a stool sample
    Patti: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
    Turk & JD: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your
    butt!

    J.D.: You see....
    Everything comes down to poo!
    From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
    We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!
    Turk?

    Turk: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
    When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!

    J.D.: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
    We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!
    Yes!
    Everything comes down to poo!

    Nurses: Everything comes down to poo!

    J.D.: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
    All across the nation, we trust in defecation!
    Everything comes down to poo!

    Turk: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool
    Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!

    Robed Woman: My stomach hurts
    J.D: Check the poo

    Limping Woman: I sprained my ankle
    Turk: Check the poo!

    Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot!
    J.D: Check the poo!

    Delivery Guy: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
    Turk: Check the poo!
    Delivery Guy: Mine or his?
    J.D: First him, then you!
    It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"

    J.D. & Turk: But we need to see what comes out of your tush!
    Because!

    All: Everything comes down to poo!
    Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!

    J.D. & Turk: Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!

    Turk: Our number one test is your Number Two!

    All: If there's no breeze, light a match please!
    Everything comes down to --

    J.D.: Doo-doo!
    Turk: Doo-doo!
    J.D.: Doo-doo!
    Turk: Doo-doo!

    All: Everything comes down to ... poo!
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    Everything comes down to poo! It`s strange but catchy
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    Check the poo!
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    Needs some more shamones and tee hees
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    [[J.D.]
    Let's face the facts about me and you,
    A love unspecified.
    Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
    The crowd will always talk and stare.

    [Turk]
    I feel exactly those feelings, too
    And that's why I keep them inside.
    'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
    And sometimes it's easier to hide,
    Than explain our

    [J.D. and Turk]
    Guy love,
    That's all it is,
    Guy love,
    He's mine, I'm his,
    There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

    [Turk]
    You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

    [J.D.]
    And he tenderly replies,

    [Turk]
    It's guy love

    [J.D. and Turk]
    Between two guys.

    [Turk]
    We're closer than the average man and wife,

    [J.D.]
    That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

    [Turk]
    You know I'll stick by you, for the rest of my life.

    [J.D.]
    You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.

    [Turk]
    Whoa, I just took out his apendix.

    [J.D.]
    There's no need to clarify,

    [Turk]
    Oh no?

    [J.D.]
    Just let it grow more and more each day.
    It's like I married my best friend,

    [Turk]
    But in a totally manly way.

    [J.D. and Turk]
    Let's go!
    It's guy love,
    Don't compromise,
    The feeeling of some other guy,
    Holding up your heart,
    Into the sky.

    [J.D.]
    I'll be there to care through all the lows.

    [Turk]
    I'll be there to share the highs.

    [J.D. and Turk]
    It's guy love,
    Between two guys.

    [J.D.]
    And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
    It's not what it implies.

    [J.D. and Turk]
    It's guy love
    Between
    Two
    Guys
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    F*ck it`s stuck in my head now! Thanks :sy:
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin Ninja View Post
    F*ck it`s stuck in my head now! Thanks :sy:
    You made my day sir!
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    lol
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    ahahaha :rofl:
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    Quote Originally Posted by theRPGdude View Post
    You made my day sir!
    No problemÉ
    Dammit, now my question marks are messed up tooÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
     
         

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    Re: Everything comes down to poo

    Gotta love scrubs
     
         

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