Al Bundy - hate my wife and kids

[Senpai1507]

Basic Information
Name: Al Bundy
Nickname: senp
Gender:Male
Age:60
Clan:N/A

Looks:


Personality:Very friendly and intelligent
Village Info.
Village of Birth:Amegakure
Village of Alliance:N/A

Rank//Chakra Info.
Ninja Rank:Genin
Specialty:N/A
Elements: Water - needs training
Your ninjutsu:

(Bunshin No Jutsu) - Clone Technique
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description:A clone made of the user that can move but(cannot use any jutsu)This clone is merely an illusionary projection of the user.
Note:The clone jutsu can be made with different elements and is a D-Rank jutsu under its own element(Mizu/Water Tsuchi/Earth Sumi/Ink)

(Bikoku Ninjutsu) - Shadow Stealth Technique
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description:This jutsu lets the user follow the target covert by concealing the users presence.

(Henge no Jutsu) - Transformation Technique
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description: Henge no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique, which every ninja learns at the Ninja Academy.
Henge allows the ninja to transform themselves into any person or object.
This allows the ninja to move with stealth or to trick their opponents.

(Gokan Sakusou) - 5 Senses Confusion Disorder
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:N/A
The user throws an explosive kunai at their target and the mist spreads threw the air.
This jutsu causes the opponent to be hit by attacks even though they think they dodged it or countered it.
This effect lasts for 2 turns.

(Kawarimi no Jutsu) - Change of Body Stance Technique
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description: Kawarimi no Jutsu is a basic Ninjutsu technique.
When in danger the ninja will quickly substitute themselves with another nearby object.
This can be a block of wood or even another person.
This allows the ninja to quickly flee and hide while the original object takes the brunt of their opponents attack.

(Nawanuke No Jutsu) - Escape Skill
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description:Using chakra the user can escape from being tied down(only works with non-chakra ropes).

(Kakuremino No Jutsu) - Magic Cloak Of Invisibility Technique
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description:The user will pull out a cloak that is pre designed for their use.Then by using ninjutsu they make the cloth blend into the background
.Skilled ninja can see through this jutsu(Rank c and above)

Background Info.
History:
Born in Amegakure,his parents died shortly after his birth.Raised by local villager who was once powerful and respected ninja. Amegakure's ninja with lot of potential.
Other
Al is a simple man, and forever regretful of the turns his life has taken since the end of shinobi academy when marriage and a broken leg prevented him becoming genin.

Al Bundy is married to Peggy. He mistakenly asked her to marry him after he got drunk. He has two children: Kelly, a promiscuous dumb blonde, and Bud, an intelligent but perpetually horny and unpopular schemer named after a brand of beer. Al lives in Amegakure and is the proud owner of famouse Shinobi shop in Amegakure.He works as a Shinobi gear salesman at the Ame's Gear and Accessories for Shinibi Woman in the Amegakure. Al hates his job, loses it several times , yet always ends up coming back to it. There is a running joke throughout the Amegakure that Al makes minimum-wage. However, Al is offered early retirement and given a year's pay: 12,000 ryo.Al states that he earns a 10% commission on each sale. The family also brought in income through game-shows, theft, various absurd schemes and mooching off of the Rhoades and D'arcys wealth. Al is continually saddled with massive debts caused by everything from the various disasters he becomes involved in to his wife's extravagant spending habits. However, he never appears to miss money his wife spent. The "Bundy Will", passed down from generation to generation as a punishment, indebted the "benefactor" with these debts that Al Bundy has incurred.

In flashbacks, it is revealed that Al's mother may have been an alcoholic. While pondering his shortcomings over a toothpaste sandwich, he relives a moment where his mother tells him he can become anything while audibly saying "Yeah right, Mom, try saying that when you're sober!". In another similar situation, he asks her if she wants her sake. In one flashback Al was revealed as having an overdue Library Book for 30 years; he tries to get out of paying a 2,163.20 ryo of Library fine by tricking the Librarian (an old enemy of his) into believing that he had returned it years before, only to have his trick revealed by Village elders.

Most of the show's running gags concern Al. Aside from his bad luck, Al also maintains a "do-it-yourself" attitude whenever something in the house needs repair. Combined with his creativity, poor judgement, and lack of skill, this usually produces absurd results, and often involves physical injury to Al. Al is also frequently described as being careless about hygiene: he is often told he smells bad. He is often seen leaving restrooms, even public ones, with a newspaper tucked under his arm, to the sound of a toilet flushing. A running gag is that Al showers and brushes his teeth as rarely as he has sex, which is extremely infrequent, as he continually rejects and avoids Peggy's advances.

Al is disliked by his neighborhood.Marcy D'Arcy said that when they thought Al had died, they all started dancing and singing "Ding Dong, the gear man's dead" and called it a "cruel, cruel hoax" when they learned it was a false alarm — as usual, Al had survived his latest misadventure. Other people pay little to no attention to him and, as a result, his name often ends up mispelled. (e.g., "Bumby", "Boondy" or "Birdy").

Despite being a somewhat phlegmatic and slow person, Bundy has a sarcastic and cynical sense of humor; he also has a definite love for his family. Examples can be seen on the rare occasions when he enjoys luxury and money; one episode where Peggy and Al receive free tickets to famous Konoha resort from Marcy shows them sipping sake together and singing "Naruto Shippuden Opining Song No.6". Another time, Al's horse turns up missing and only reason he wants it back because of item in bag. The item turns out to be a family photo of Al, Peg, Kelly and Bud together. This suggests that his distaste for them is spawned merely by his disappointment in his extremely poor quality of life.

Al dislikes fat women and repeatedly insults them to their faces with one-liners, a behavior he has engaged in since he was a child. He also hates his job, the prospect of having sex with his wife, his feminist neighbor Marcy D'Arcy, and the French. He loves nudie magazines, free sake, bowling and ramen, and often cherishes the glory moment of his past: winning shuriken competition for times in a row while playing for the Amegakure Shinobi Academy Panthers in the Allience Shinobi championship game versus Konoha Shinobi Academy, including the game-winning shuriken in the final seconds against his old nemesis, “Spare Tire” Dixon. "Damn Bundys" featured Al selling his soul to the devil in order to lead the Amegakure to the Super championship as the oldest rookie in shinobi history; Al throws shuriken and ends up in hell with his family and neighbors for 300 years. In the season 8 episode "Dud Bowl II", a scoreboard at Kirigakure's football stadium was to be dedicated to Al, but Marcy had it arranged for it to instead be named after Terry Bradshaw out of malice; but after hearing from Kelly how much it would mean to her father if the scoreboard honored him, Bradshaw decides to let the scoreboard to be named after Al. Al did not know this and arranged to have Jefferson and Bud blow up the scoreboard.

He is a fan of oldies music, and a fan of westerns. Politically, Al can be classified as apolitical, but later in an homage to his time as Al Bundy. The plan was said to give "Al the Shuriken" a 1,000 ryo federal tax break. Bundy's favorite magazine is Big'uns,, though an early episode used an issue of Playboy instead. He enjoys watching sports and adult movies on television, with his right hand tucked into his waistband (he switches to his left hand on Sundays). Though he almost always resists Peggy's frequent amorous advances, he is shown to have a particular fondness for her breasts, which she refers to as "the guys."

Al's talents include bowling (he is an extremely gifted bowler), barbecueing (while wearing an apron that says "Kiss the Cook, Kill the Wife"), and getting into and winning fistfights. He can survive incredible injuries ranging from falling off his roof while installing a satellite dish, getting shocked by that same dish, and being pulverized by a massive woman wrestler , to jumping from an airplane without a parachute, and surviving a huge explosion when he accidentally detonates dynamite in his own yard trying to kill a rabbit who has been eating his vegetable garden. Al also has an encyclopedic knowledge of sports trivia, which usually demonstrates how he has little interest in anything else. He does however serve his country by joining the Amegakure National Guard in which Al receives the 'Bronze Dumpster' for service during a garbage strike.

Later on, Bundy and his friends found NO MA'AM, the "National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood". Its "political goals" are to fight the increasing power of women all over society, but the organization tends to just be a social club for several neighborhood men to bond: consume beer, indulge in pornography, bowl, visit strip clubs, watch sports, complain about their wives, etc. However, there have been instances of actual "political activities" such as kidnapping Jerry Springer; countering a breast-feeding sit-in organized by Marcy with a Beer Belly dance-off; causing a riot over a proposed beer tax; going to Kirigakure to appeal to Mizukage when Psycho Dad is canceled; and even forming a short lived misogynistic religion, whose chief theology is blaming all the world's problems on Eve, making it mostly a sect, rather than a proper religion. Al shows great leadership skills, being the lead organizer/instigator of many of NO MA'AM's activism and authoritatively ending NO MA'AM members' squabbles with "Focus gentlemen, focus!"
It is unknown what would happen to Al in the end. However, his guardian angel mentions that at age 60 his stomach gets diesease causing Al to lose half of his powers.According to his family funeral plans in the episode "Death of a Shoe Salesmen", he would be buried next to his favorite shinobi Fuzzy McGee. When his wife Peggy dies, due to a loophole in his original burial plans, she will be stacked face-down on top of him, much to his dismay. He'd be buried with all his prized football possessions, leaving just his worthless paintings card to his only-begotten son Bud. To the rest of his family he'd leave a picture of him, posing in his armed gear with his Fuma Shuriken, that would read "To My Beloved family, have a nice life!".

Other:

Picture[s]:
Al after he stopped dancing gangnam style:

Al dancing gangnam style:


Theme Song and Background Music: background music and theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

Battles

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~Approved~ dafuq did I just read .-.

[★Kuroh]

Dafuq I can't believe you are using this guy

[-S-]

For real?

[November Nolove]

didn't read. it's too damn long but happy to see PSY

[Melly]

well this bio is....um, unique..?

[Merita]

PSY :lmao:

[-Tsuki]

o.O my eyes spotted the words "television" and "chicago"...
I don't think this will get approved but good luck anyway.

[McRazor]

The history doesn't fit the narutoverse. You'll have to completely rewrite it.

[Merita]

I don't think this will be approved

You have to put him in Narutoverse somehow

[★Kuroh]

The history doesn't fit the narutoverse. You'll have to completely rewrite it.

This. In the history you shouldn't be talking about the series and the episodes. You have to make him a real shinobi.

[Vallerie]

ŁoŁ :D

[Arcaneos510X]

well thats a different and creative use of psy !

[★Kuroh]

You still have to fix the history. Also you say on the history that he is 60 years old then how can he be 13 on the basic information?

[x44jackal44x]

Al bundy went to my high school this is the best thread ever haha ursuline is the high school im referring too! Google it

[Senpai1507]

damn edit button doesnt work

[Unbiased]

Dude this should get approved just for being unique lollol

[Senpai1507]

I agree bro :D

[Gèckö]

just no

[Tybone]

Why would you use pictures of Psy in an Al Bundy bio >_>

[Gèckö]

my thoughts exactly

[Juha]

So much spam from good rp user's why don't one of you assist him?

I will offer help but there are other's on here who should step up and offer some better advice.

[Vasto Lordé]

Dude....

[Senpai1507]

There,completely edited,added some E-rank ninjutsu,I hope I get accepted and so I can finally start training :D

[Gèckö]

So much spam from good rp user's why don't one of you assist him?

I will offer help but there are other's on here who should step up and offer some better advice.

noot much you can help him with mcrazor covered everything on the first post
if he doesn't understand that we can't help him in anyway

@bold do you know who i am,
<spamkage

[Sonnelion]

WTH:rofl:f*cking hilarious to bad it might not get approved.