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    What would you do if

    In the last chapter of Naruto, Jesus came down from the heavens, and made intense love to Naruto all night long. When he orgasms, Trumpets blast and Choirs of Angels and Archangels reign down upon Konoha. In the process, Jesus' divine penetration no jutsu kills Kurama and creates eternal peace in Konoha. All the saints gathered around the border of the land of fire and formed a wall, Angels with fiery swords stopped anyone from coming in. At the same time, Jesus finishes with Naruto and goes to baptise Kurenai's baby, and gives it the power to destroy any Uchiha it chooses with a thought. Jesus then summons Angels to build a massive palace for Naruto and Hinata and Ino and Sakura (Naruto is mormon) and Naruto not only recieves the title of kage, he recieves the title of God (Ignore my username) and Then, Jesus revives all the past kages, Hashirama brings the entire town of Konoha into Naruto's palace erected by Jesus's might. They then proceed to clam in Naruto's bedroom with Hashirama's potent weed.
     
         

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    We will never be slaves! But
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    Re: What would you do if

    i be wonderin why the vatican kidnap Kishi
     
         

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    SHISHUI IS UNDARRATED
     

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    I would be mad
     
         

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    Re: What would you do if

    We got kishi here making a thread about the end of naruto.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do if

    cool story.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do if

    lmao
     
         

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    you were so close.
     

    Re: What would you do if

    Your avatar is distracting
     
         

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    Re: What would you do if

    I would assume Kishi got hacked by a retard... who recently took a bunch of meth...
     
         

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