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    Duck me sideways.

    hurrff murrff durrff
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Yeeeeeeeeeahhhh
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    ayyyy yeaa getting real up in NB
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

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    Yeeeeeeeeeahhhh
    So, what we gonna do today?
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    I like Ducks
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Summoning Animal: Ducks
    Scroll Owner: Faust
    Other Users who have signed contract: Toku
    Summoning Boss if existing: Luffy
    Other Summoning Animals tied to contract: N/A
    Approval: 1. | 2.

    AHMED, how do you think what comes next?
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Quote Originally Posted by Faust View Post
    Summoning Animal: Ducks
    Scroll Owner: Faust
    Other Users who have signed contract: Toku
    Summoning Boss if existing: Luffy
    Other Summoning Animals tied to contract: N/A
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    AHMED, how do you think what comes next?
    I think you're supposed to take out the contract, make me bleed (May be through sexual methods, but not limited to) then I'll have to sign the contract with my blood. o-o
    Also, you should summon the ducks.
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Quote Originally Posted by 'Kurapika View Post
    I think you're supposed to take out the contract, make me bleed (May be through sexual methods, but not limited to) then I'll have to sign the contract with my blood. o-o
    Also, you should summon the ducks.
    You've never been so wrong in your entire life, my student!
    One does not simply get accepted by the ducks as their own, one shalt pass a series of life threatening challenges to be seen and called upon as a wielder of the duck contract.
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Quote Originally Posted by Faust View Post
    You've never been so wrong in your entire life, my student!
    One does not simply get accepted by the ducks as their own, one shalt pass a series of life threatening challenges to be seen and called upon as a wielder of the duck contract.
    I live in Libya, living is a life threatening challenge. All I have to say to your ducks is; come at me, quacks.
    I mean, I'll gladly try my hardest to win their acceptance.
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Alright then, for this you should cover a backpack of ten things and ten things only. We will head on in a journey and those ten things might be a huge advantage for you if you even have any chances of passing. Chose wisely!
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Quote Originally Posted by Faust View Post
    Alright then, for this you should cover a backpack of ten things and ten things only. We will head on in a journey and those ten things might be a huge advantage for you if you even have any chances of passing. Chose wisely!
    Lube x10.
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Alright, you've got your stuff with yourself.
    We wonder onwards into the wilderness for a day before the daylight runs out of sight. We encounter a forest, a strange one at that.
    We're here!
    I hand over a bucket for you.
    The first task would involve you in getting to the other side of the forest, you'll find a small pond there, you shall fill the given bucket with it's holy water and bring it back to me. Remember, no chakra usage involved in all of this!

    Terrain: A forest at night, full of naked homosexual men, with yoghurt dripping all over their hairy chests. They lust human interaction and company, very dangerous if too close with them. They are weak at mind and could be tricked quite easily if given the right circumstances.

    May your lube come in handy! GO!
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    I quickly fetch a big plate of tree bark, cover it all in lube, cover myself in lube, and start running with it on my chest. As I start crossing paths with the lusting homosexual humanoids I drop to my slide while at high speed. This allows me to reach the lake without getting captured. I fill the bucket, but in my way back, I don't use my brilliant methods for reasons not known till our very day. I did make it eventually, though.
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Great, you've made it! It's a special kind of water, some might even say magical! It even contains all the human fluids known to man.
    Summons a few ducks. They drink from the bucket.
    You've earned a little trust from the ducks, but we shall keep on going.
    We ride on horseback for several days and reach a mountain. Brokeback mountain!
    There are three entrances: 1. Up; 2. Down; 3. Middle.
    Choose!
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    Down! o-o
     
         

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    Re: Duck me sideways.

    three meaningless words and this is considered a thread?

    and people are actually replying
     
         

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