Voting: Best FanFiction [January 2013]

[Shinobi Train]

A company,
Always on the run.
A destiny,
Towards the rising sun.
I was born shot-gun in my hand,
Behind a gun, I'll make my final stand.
That's why they call me...
Bad Company. I can't deny,
Bad Company, until the day I die...

[Germanicus]

Ha, the mods hate me cause I'm a prick.

Good evening to everyone. :D

By the by, is today or tomorrow the last contest day?

[Cobra73]

That doesn't mean anything. She joined Kiri is all I'm saying

I told her to join kiri
80

[Shinobi Train]

Good news everyone...



...I have good news.

[serenaandrosie]

Hello everyone How are we I see it got 55 vote I hope there are No Alts

[Germanicus]

Good news everyone...



...I have good news.

Do share good sir! Let us be filled with good tidings. (unless, you know, you just felt like acting all Farnesworthy.)

His Serena!

[Shinobi Train]

Do share good sir! Let us be filled with good tidings. (unless, you know, you just felt like acting all Farnesworthy.)

His Serena!

...Oh, ahem, yes, as I was saying I have good news. Well...you see...uh...what was I saying again? Ah, good news, right, I guess it's nothing in particular, just good news all around, none of it really standing out but it's all good news.

[Germanicus]

...Oh, ahem, yes, as I was saying I have good news. Well...you see...uh...what was I saying again? Ah, good news, right, I guess it's nothing in particular, just good news all around, none of it really standing out but it's all good news.

[Shinobi Train]

[Germanicus]

He was da best.

God, that's funny. The last good cast member of SNL. Annnd now he's gone.

[Shinobi Train]

He was da best.

God, that's funny. The last good cast member of SNL. Annnd now he's gone.

What?! He's gone?! :crazy: I didn't know that! No wonder SNL sucked the last few episodes... I'll be in the corner if you guys need me...

[Germanicus]

What?! He's gone?! :crazy: I didn't know that! No wonder SNL sucked the last few episodes... I'll be in the corner if you guys need me...

Yeah, he just left. (After last season, I think. I dunno for sure, I stopped watching SNL.) It's a sad time. It was bad enough as it was.

[Lawliet]

One more day... hoping the tie will break.

[Zombie]

One more day... hoping the tie will break.

Walp, Zombie voted already. But my vote counts as 100 so don't forget to take that into consideration!

[serenaandrosie]

One more day... hoping the tie will break.

Good luck to everyone

[Cobra73]

Good luck to everyone

You're online this counts!!!! I win
-catches-
70

[serenaandrosie]

You're online this counts!!!! I win
-catches-
70

that does not count :lmao:

[Cobra73]

that does not count :lmao:

It counts now
-catches-
No complaining now I win again

50

[Shinobi Train]

I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die
When the grim reaper come I look him right in his eye
I plus up in the face of the witch of the East
Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth. Hahaha!

Edit: WOOOOOOOOOHAAAAA!!!!! I might be getting 45% ownership of my dad's business! All we have to do is work it out with the other partner... >.>

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty
Take the sergeant's hat from its head and use it for a Frisbee
Spit in the crocodile face, have a menage a trois with two female apes
And sleep in a bed with butcher knifes
I drank honey straight from the beehive

I'm the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die...

[Cobra73]

Somebodies gonna hate me for this but oh well don't read it.

Let’s get it started, let’s go dumb and retarded
Let’s get high as we wanna, let’s go and burn up a forest
Better load up the cartridge, get the car it’s inside it
Let’s put some ice on your watches and designer on your body
Let’s order *****es and bottles, *****es and bottles
*****es and bottles, let’s order *****es and bottles
*****es and bottles, *****es and bottles
*****es and bottles, let’s get it started

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[Shinobi Train]

Somebodies gonna hate me for this but oh well don't read it.

Let’s get it started, let’s go dumb and retarded
Let’s get high as we wanna, let’s go and burn up a forest
Better load up the cartridge, get the car it’s inside it
Let’s put some ice on your watches and designer on your body
Let’s order *****es and bottles, *****es and bottles
*****es and bottles, let’s order *****es and bottles
*****es and bottles, *****es and bottles
*****es and bottles, let’s get it started

33

It's not bad, but try to come up with more lyrics than hook. ^_^ A lot of songs these days are just hook and there's hardly anything to the song. I really like the first part though, I was only concerned with the last bit.

[Cobra73]

It's not bad, but try to come up with more lyrics than hook. ^_^ A lot of songs these days are just hook and there's hardly anything to the song. I really like the first part though, I was only concerned with the last bit.

Better?

They said, thou shall not be ill
Thou shall not feel
Thou should not be trill, not be drill, not be real
Niggas selling packs, niggas flipping pills
They got heroin and cracks, man these niggas high for real
Every year gon be our year
Every year gon be my year
These niggas really is out here
These niggas really is out here
The block is at war
Post traumatic stress
Ran up outta pills
Rob that CVS
Niggas getting bust over In God’s We Trust
We believe in God but do God believe in us
If we believe enough, will we ever get to know ‘im
That lean got us dozing, we forget that we the chosen
I’ve been poppin **** for too long
But still reppin’ where I came from
I guess it’s how I came up
I wish you would try to play us

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[Shinobi Train]

Better?

They said, thou shall not be ill
Thou shall not feel
Thou should not be trill, not be drill, not be real
Niggas selling packs, niggas flipping pills
They got heroin and cracks, man these niggas high for real
Every year gon be our year
Every year gon be my year
These niggas really is out here
These niggas really is out here
The block is at war
Post traumatic stress
Ran up outta pills
Rob that CVS
Niggas getting bust over In God’s We Trust
We believe in God but do God believe in us
If we believe enough, will we ever get to know ‘im
That lean got us dozing, we forget that we the chosen
I’ve been poppin **** for too long
But still reppin’ where I came from
I guess it’s how I came up
I wish you would try to play us

32

DAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S THE SHIZZZNIT NIGGA!!!! *fist pumps, bong hits, daps (in that order)*

Dude, can I put some beats on this sh*t?! O_o Let me puts some beats on that sh*t, homie! I promise I won't steal this stuff, I just want to lay down a track, I have to find time though. >.>

[Cobra73]

DAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S THE SHIZZZNIT NIGGA!!!! *fist pumps, bong hits, daps (in that order)*

Dude, can I put some beats on this sh*t?! O_o Let me puts some beats on that sh*t, homie! I promise I won't steal this stuff, I just want to lay down a track, I have to find time though. >.>

Credits go to Kanye, I can freestyle though just not in the mood right now

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[Shinobi Train]

Credits go to Kanye, I can freestyle though just not in the mood right now

27

Wait...you took that off of Kanye?...



Edit:

Here's a rap, Kanye can go suck a d**k.