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    A funny prediction!

    I found it in a site,it made me LoL.
    Sasuke sees the 4 previous Hokage and glares
    Orochimaru: I present to you...
    Hashirama the first
    Tobirama the second
    Hiruzen the Third
    and Minato the Fourth
    They are the Hokage and they know everything.
    Sasuke:
    I don't need a history lesson
    Hashirama:
    Orochimaru I see you have summoned us again.
    Tobirama:
    Though we cannot fight for you nor anyone
    Hiruzen:
    Sasuke Uchiha. You have changed.
    Minato:
    And yet things remain the same.
    Orochimaru:
    The cycle of hatred continues.
    Suigetsu:
    Can we get on with the program
    Jugo gives Suigetsu a dirty look
    Suigetsu:
    What!?
    Sasuke:
    I don't have time to waste so I'll make this quick...
    Sasuke:
    I will destroy your precious Konoha.
    Give me one good reason why I should stop.
    4 hokages thinking: THOSE EYES!!!
    4 hokages whisper in secret
    Sasuke: ???
    4 Hokages:
    Sasuke Uchiha it is time.
    Hashirama:
    For you
    Tobirama
    To learn
    Hiruzen
    The will
    Minato
    Of fire
    Sasuke
    I already know about that nonsense...
    Minato
    Nonsense! Nonsense you say! The will of fire isn't nonsense!
    You're nonsense! You just don't get the will of fire!
    Sasuke
    Look I just...
    Hiruzen
    Hold your tongue young whipper snapper! I didn't sacrifice
    myself to listen to your back talk! Back in my day...
    Orochimaru (under his breath): I beat you, pops.
    Hashirama:
    To understand the will of fire we must go back
    in history to the time of the Sage of the Six Paths
    Tobirama:
    The sage of the six paths was the strongest ninja.
    Even stronger than all four of us.
    Minato:
    Now I'm not so sure about that. I mean we're a pretty strong
    bunch and if you take away the tailed beasts then the
    Sage isn't really as strong. Now that isn't to say...
    Hiruzen:
    Where's my back pills!!???
    Tobirama:
    The Will of Fire surrounds us, it envelops us. It pentrates us
    Hashirama:
    With midichlorines!
    Tobirama:
    Ok that's just stupid. I thought the will of fire was supposed
    to be mystical not bacteria
    Hashirama
    Dude it's not bacteria if you paid attention you would know
    that these so called "bacteria" are in our cells and they
    speak to us letting us know the will of fire!
    Tobirama
    That's even dumber
    Hashirama
    You're dumber
    Minato
    Hey hey let's settle down remember the will of fire
    says to live in peace and harmony
    Hashirama
    Oh I'll show you peace and harmony!
    Hiruzen
    I need a new diaper
    Tobirama
    Sorry my brother is such an idiot but the will of fire
    is best explained by the question of is the will of fire
    a wave or is it a particle but amazingly enough it is both!
    Hashirama
    Shut yo mouth! The will of fire is like a blossom growing in
    the spring
    of the mountain rivers overflowing with the love of ponies
    Hiruzen
    That's the worst poem I ever heard!
    That sounds like the kinda crap Kishimoto would make up
    Minato
    Or worse. The crap MACHO makes up
    Hiruzen
    Who the hell is MACHO! I am an old man! I don't know
    about your vhs players and their rewind and fast forward and
    their doo hickies!
    I just want my porridge
    Tobirama
    Dude they got blu-ray now
    Hashirama
    And how would you know!? You're older than he is!!!
    Tobirama
    Well if you must know i use the crystal ball jutsu to see the
    future
    Minato
    it can see the future!?
    Hashirama
    But that cost many lives to use
    Tobirama
    Yeah I didn't like the Uzumaki very much
    Hashirama
    My WIFE is Uzumaki
    Tobirama
    Must I repeat myself
    Hashirama
    Oh you're going down! You're are GOING DOWN
    Tobirama
    You and what army!?
    Minato
    Why can't weeee be friends why can't weee be friends!!!
    Hiruzen
    X box is better
    Hashirama
    Eat wood style!!
    Tobirama
    Drown you lout!!!
    Hiruzen
    I wet myself
    Minato
    Garble garble garble will you guys quit it I can't breathe!
    Hiruzen
    WHERE'S MY BACK PILLS!!??
    Tobirama
    He started it!
    Hashirama
    Shut up or I'll give you a noogie!!
    Hiruzen
    REAPER DEATH SEAL 3.0
    KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
    All the previous Hokage are gone
    Orochimaru:
    ...
    Suigetsu:
    ...
    Jugo:
    ...
    Sasuke:
    What the...
    TUNE IN FOR NARUTO 620!! Oro sacrifices Jugo and
    Suigetsu to redo the reanimation jutsu so Sasuke can listen to
    4 old men rant
    Suigetsu: Wait.. WHAT!?
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    you were so close.
     

    Re: A funny prediction!

    Wrong section, this would go in the Chatterbox Section

    OT- it's funny
     
         

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    Re: A funny prediction!

    Funny or not, wrong section.
    Next time be sure to post in the right section or else it will get instantly removed.
    Thank you!
     
         

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    Re: A funny prediction!

    looooooooool!! nice job.
     
         

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    Re: A funny prediction!

    Quote Originally Posted by Chatte View Post
    Funny or not, wrong section.
    Next time be sure to post in the right section or else it will get instantly removed.
    Thank you!
    Could you help me move it to chatterbox? Pls.

    Thanks guys
     
         
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    Re: A funny prediction!

    funny as hell rofl. made my day
     
         

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    Re: A funny prediction!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ipex View Post
    funny as hell rofl. made my day
    Am glad!
     
         

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    Re: A funny prediction!

    Quote Originally Posted by new sage of 6 paths View Post
    Could you help me move it to chatterbox? Pls.
    This belongs in the User Submitted Predictions section.
    As well, refrain from multiposting, it's against the rules.
     
         

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