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    3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Don't TL;DR this. Trust me, it's worth the read. Apparently, I need to make this clear. This thread is not meant to be taken seriously.

    Let's not walk on eggshells here.

    Itachi is the most badass mofo you have ever seen, and you know it.


    It's okay if you soiled your pants.

    He was praised as a child prodigy, one of the greatest Uchiha ever, and deemed "The Greatest Shinobi Of All Time Even Greater Than The Sage Of Six Paths" by The Third Hokage (That last one is a lesser know Manga fact. In fact, it's never been confirmed by anyone besides myself).

    Itachi embarrassed everyone he's ever fought. In fact, he's never lost a single fight. The one that did him in wasn't even a loss, since IT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED.

    He literally one-shotted Orochimaru, when he wasn't even expecting him. Orochimaru just popped out of Sasuke and Itachi was all like, "Dude GTFO we're working out some family issues here".


    LOLZ.

    But that's not even what makes him the biggest badass EVER in Naruto.

    (3- The Craziest Jutsus Ever)

    Itachi has some of the coolest jutsus in the entire series. Everyone is scared shizless when they hear he is around, for one reason.

    TSUKIMINOMINOMNOMI.

    Or something like that.

    We'll call it, "crazy ass Genjutsu" for now, or CAG for short.

    What is CAG capable of now, you ask?

    Oh, I don't know...

    ANYTHING.

    Seriously. If you make eye contact with this MOFO, you are brought to his own personal Disneyland of torture inside your mind. He can do anything he wants to you (no homo) and is essentially an all power being.

    But it can't be that bad, right? As soon as you look away, it's over!

    WRONG.

    A few seconds caught in his gaze means a few days inside the Hell he's made for you, as Kakashi figured out firsthand.

    Oh yeah, that's right, the second most badass character in Naruto was trumped by this. What does that tell you?

    Moving on, we've got Susan-frickin'-o'o.

    What is Susano'o?


    This is Susano'o. Put your pants back on.

    If for some reason Tsukynimo- CAG, doesn't get you, you're screwed from this giant orange shell warrior.

    It's got the Totsuka Blade, which if stabbed with you are sealed forever.

    Oh, and this giant shield THAT DEFLECTS EVERYTHING. That's right, if he's got this thing up, you can't even tag the guy.

    So essentially you're fighting against an impervious chakra warrior that can crush and seal you with a giant glowing sword.

    Oh, and if that doesn't work, he's got this thing called Amaterasu that instantly sets you on fire with black flames that don't extinguish for a whole week.

    No big deal though, Just sayin'.

    (2- Badass Quotes)

    Itachi is a frickin' genius. Like, seriously, the guy is like the Batman of the NaruVerse, with a plan for everything. Sasuke can be his robin.


    "Holy Genjustu, Batman!"

    And naturally, being a genius, he can come up with the best one-liners ever. Some of these include, but are not limited to:

    "You lack...Hatred."

    "Being skilled isn't all that it's made out to be."

    "Sasuke is a douche."

    "Kurenai? Yeah I'd tap that."

    "Eat my butt."

    DEEP STUFF.

    Itachi managed to trick Sasuke into wasting his life for revenge JUST BY TALKING TO HIM FOR A FEW MINUTES. (He also killed his whole family, but that's a minor detail)

    I'm fairly certain he could have convinced Sasuke that wearing a chicken suit and doing the Macarena would be the only way to defeat him.

    Point is, everything that has ever come outside of Itachi's mouth (no homo) could be framed and placed on your wall in italicized font. Including his spit.

    (1- EVERYBODY LOVES HIM)

    With the exception of Sasuke for a while, everybody was in love with Itachi.

    While killing his parents, THEY SAID THEY WERE PROUD OF HIM.

    That's right, even when he's killing people they're thanking him.

    Let's take a look at Sasuke:

    Spent his whole life hating his brother and basically throws his life away to kill him, THEN DEFENDS HIM AFTER HE KILLED HIM.

    Yep, even the guy who hates him more than anybody on the planet loves him.

    AFTER HE KILLED HIM.

    That takes some prestige.

    Even after he killed his entire family, Naruto and most of the crew respected him when they found out his true motives.

    Let me point this out for you:

    Itachi killed all of the women, children, and men in his family,

    AND THEY FORGAVE HIM FOR IT.

    No big deal or nothing, he's just so badass he can get away with whatever he wants.

    ( So what's the point? )

    Boy, if you haven't got it by now you never will.

    Itachi is an enourmous, huge, monstrous, gigantic, (no homo)

    BADASS.

    This may have been clear to you before, but I hope I've enlightened you to Itachi's true self.

    If not, Itachi will find you, and convince you.

    And then be forgiven for it.


     
         
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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Sigh, you're giving Itachi fans a bad name
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    How Unsightly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Owarij View Post
    Sigh, you're giving Itachi fans a bad name

    And this ^
     
         
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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Madara laughs at this.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    So true all hail lord itachi!
    no Lord Madara is better then Itachi.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Didn't even read it, I already know it was bull as Itachi has more failed attempts than the 49ers tonight.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

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    Madara laughs at this.
    Couldn't have said it better my self.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Those reasons are not really good reasons.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    I feel embarrassed for being an Itachi fan right now
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    To be fair when he fought Oro the second time Oro just took his attack without even attempting to avoid it thinking it wouldn't damage him anyway (as a sword attack like that wouldn't kill him, it only beat him because it sealed him)

    Itachi is pretty damn strong but there is stronger characters in Naruto
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    *Sigh* These thread are meant to be stupid...

    Nobody appreciates my humor.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Itachi View Post
    *Sigh* These thread are meant to be stupid...

    Nobody appreciates my humor.
    Sorry. I didn't read it. I thought it was a wank thread.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    meh it was way to long, and Itachi is far from the most badass looking character.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    "Kurenai, yeah I'd tap that." One of Itachi's deep quotes eh? Haha this thread was entertaining more than anything
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    It wasn't very funny really, kind of just pointless. Seen one too many Itachi d*ck sucking threads on here.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Itachi View Post
    Don't TL;DR this. Trust me, it's worth the read. Apparently, I need to make this clear. This thread is not meant to be taken seriously.

    Let's not walk on eggshells here.

    Itachi is the most badass mofo you have ever seen, and you know it.


    It's okay if you soiled your pants.

    He was praised as a child prodigy, one of the greatest Uchiha ever, and deemed "The Greatest Shinobi Of All Time Even Greater Than The Sage Of Six Paths" by The Third Hokage (That last one is a lesser know Manga fact. In fact, it's never been confirmed by anyone besides myself).

    Itachi embarrassed everyone he's ever fought. In fact, he's never lost a single fight. The one that did him in wasn't even a loss, since IT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED.

    He literally one-shotted Orochimaru, when he wasn't even expecting him. Orochimaru just popped out of Sasuke and Itachi was all like, "Dude GTFO we're working out some family issues here".


    LOLZ.

    But that's not even what makes him the biggest badass EVER in Naruto.

    (3- The Craziest Jutsus Ever)

    Itachi has some of the coolest jutsus in the entire series. Everyone is scared shizless when they hear he is around, for one reason.

    TSUKIMINOMINOMNOMI.

    Or something like that.

    We'll call it, "crazy ass Genjutsu" for now, or CAG for short.

    What is CAG capable of now, you ask?

    Oh, I don't know...

    ANYTHING.

    Seriously. If you make eye contact with this MOFO, you are brought to his own personal Disneyland of torture inside your mind. He can do anything he wants to you (no homo) and is essentially an all power being.

    But it can't be that bad, right? As soon as you look away, it's over!

    WRONG.

    A few seconds caught in his gaze means a few days inside the Hell he's made for you, as Kakashi figured out firsthand.

    Oh yeah, that's right, the second most badass character in Naruto was trumped by this. What does that tell you?

    Moving on, we've got Susan-frickin'-o'o.

    What is Susano'o?


    This is Susano'o. Put your pants back on.

    If for some reason Tsukynimo- CAG, doesn't get you, you're screwed from this giant orange shell warrior.

    It's got the Totsuka Blade, which if stabbed with you are sealed forever.

    Oh, and this giant shield THAT DEFLECTS EVERYTHING. That's right, if he's got this thing up, you can't even tag the guy.

    So essentially you're fighting against an impervious chakra warrior that can crush and seal you with a giant glowing sword.

    Oh, and if that doesn't work, he's got this thing called Amaterasu that instantly sets you on fire with black flames that don't extinguish for a whole week.

    No big deal though, Just sayin'.

    (2- Badass Quotes)

    Itachi is a frickin' genius. Like, seriously, the guy is like the Batman of the NaruVerse, with a plan for everything. Sasuke can be his robin.


    "Holy Genjustu, Batman!"

    And naturally, being a genius, he can come up with the best one-liners ever. Some of these include, but are not limited to:

    "You lack...Hatred."

    "Being skilled isn't all that it's made out to be."

    "Sasuke is a douche."

    "Kurenai? Yeah I'd tap that."

    "Eat my butt."

    DEEP STUFF.

    Itachi managed to trick Sasuke into wasting his life for revenge JUST BY TALKING TO HIM FOR A FEW MINUTES. (He also killed his whole family, but that's a minor detail)

    I'm fairly certain he could have convinced Sasuke that wearing a chicken suit and doing the Macarena would be the only way to defeat him.

    Point is, everything that has ever come outside of Itachi's mouth (no homo) could be framed and placed on your wall in italicized font. Including his spit.

    (1- EVERYBODY LOVES HIM)

    With the exception of Sasuke for a while, everybody was in love with Itachi.

    While killing his parents, THEY SAID THEY WERE PROUD OF HIM.

    That's right, even when he's killing people they're thanking him.

    Let's take a look at Sasuke:

    Spent his whole life hating his brother and basically throws his life away to kill him, THEN DEFENDS HIM AFTER HE KILLED HIM.

    Yep, even the guy who hates him more than anybody on the planet loves him.

    AFTER HE KILLED HIM.

    That takes some prestige.

    Even after he killed his entire family, Naruto and most of the crew respected him when they found out his true motives.

    Let me point this out for you:

    Itachi killed all of the women, children, and men in his family,

    AND THEY FORGAVE HIM FOR IT.

    No big deal or nothing, he's just so badass he can get away with whatever he wants.

    ( So what's the point? )

    Boy, if you haven't got it by now you never will.

    Itachi is an enourmous, huge, monstrous, gigantic, (no homo)

    BADASS.

    This may have been clear to you before, but I hope I've enlightened you to Itachi's true self.

    If not, Itachi will find you, and convince you.

    And then be forgiven for it.


    I can't tell if trying a bit too hard to troll or huge fanboy..
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    No itachi is not best
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Well bro, I'm a Itachi fan I think he is one of the strongest and I really like him and his jutsus as well as his intelligence...But he is not the best I believe that title goes to either Madara, Harishima or Naruto or the six path sage.......Either way it's pretty good bro he really owned Orochimaru twice without breaking a sweep lol
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Didn't read lol!
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Quote Originally Posted by xxSasukEkUnxX View Post
    I can't tell if trying a bit too hard to troll or huge fanboy..
    Read the third sentence.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Itachi is strong, and smart but not stronger/smarter than Uchiha Madara, the man who lived for 90+ years after battling the great hashirama and was said to be the most gifted uchiha able to unlock the true power of the sharingan.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Quote Originally Posted by Owarij View Post
    Sigh, you're giving Itachi fans a bad name
    This^
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Quote Originally Posted by ~MC117~ View Post
    This^
    I'm sorry, clearly nobody can read the first 3-4 sentences.
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    people like you make Itachi look bad...

    then in come minato extremists to feed off this and **** further on him...
     
         

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    Re: 3 Reasons Itachi Is The Best In Naruto You Must Know

    Quote Originally Posted by Dubbuoo View Post
    people like you make Itachi look bad...

    then in come minato extremists to feed off this and **** further on him...
    Can nobody read the FIRST FOUR SENTENCES. I think people are just skipping the entire thing and going off the title.
     
         

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