Finals Match For 1st Place 16: TheSiege vs halfmoonuzumaki

[NarutoVsGoku]

Hi to all viewing this. This thread is the Finals Match for 1st Place of the NvG's Official Rap Battle Tournament 2.

This was the second official rap battle tourn on the base and was just as good as the last one. To see the rap battles in the second tourn you can join the group here.. In the group you can also rap and challenge whoever you want to a battle, or participate in a cypher thread or just talk about rap and hip hop in general.

http://narutobase.net/forums/group.php?groupid=2082

Anyways the two rappers that advanced to the Finals to battle it out for 1st this time are TheSiege and halfmoonuzumaki. check the brackets:

Anyone can post here in this thread but out of respect, respect TheSiege and halfmoonuzumaki who are battling and let them battle. No one battle here except them. If you want to speak about the battle, give words of encouragement feel free to do so here. The Finals Match thread will also be the Finals Match Discussion thread..

1st Place Prize to the winner is still unannounced and a surprise... But definitely bragging rights.. There's also a prize for 2nd and 3rd place. 3rd place battle is being held in the group

The Judges judging this battle will be:

NarutoVsGoku
Scary Yamato
NaruGoku
Bright Shadow
Gingka Uzumaki

Standby Judges

Willie0828
Shade Dracova
Amanipaz


The members of the base will also count as 2 judges. A poll will be made after the match is over. It will last only up to 3 days upon creation. Whoever gets the majority of the votes will get 2 judges worth of votes.

Btw the polls will be public


So without any further delays...


Finals Match For 1st Place 16: TheSiege vs halfmoonuzumaki
Time Period: about 72 hours (3 days)
Deadline: Friday, Feb 7, 2013 12am Eastern Time
Rounds-3

Match 16 Judges: NarutoVsGoku / Scary Yamato / NaruGoku / Bright Shadow / gingka uzumaki

Standby Judges: willie0828 / Shade Dracova / Amanipaz

Narutobase Poll: Winner gains a vote worth of 2 judges


1st to rap: Anyone

It is mandatory for the 1st rapper to post his rap asap.
It is not mandatory for the 2nd rapper to wait. He can post first if he wants to.

Anybody can post in here but only TheSiege and halfmoonuzumaki can rap battle in here until the battle is over.

REMEMBER THIS MATCH IS FOR FIRST PLACE. WINNER COMES IN 1ST FOR THE TOURN AND LOSER COMES IN 2ND.


Reminders:

-Anyone can post but only TheSiege and halfmoonuzumaki are battling.
-Only the judges are judging.
-3 rounds 1 post per rap.
-Poll lasts for 3 days upon creation.
-Censor all curses.
-No Multi Posting.
-Butthurt is still not allowed.


*Disclaimer: No Reporting.... This is a Rap Battle... Both participants will be dissing and "flaming" each other through rap but both participants are cool and we are all friends in the end of all of this so none of this is serious....

Lastly, Good luck to both TheSiege and halfmoonuzumaki.. May The Best Rapper Win..!

[TheSiege]

I'm going first and I'm kinda scared...
I don't know what to say and I'm so unprepared...

B*TCH PLEASE!
I was born to seize
these opportunities
I make the most of those moments I guarantee
and I can see with utmost clarity
that skill like mines a rarity!
to say anything else would be heresy
I'm addin fuel to my fire like kerosene
imma take half
and light him up like a match
and after the flash
only a half of his hair is seen
and this match doesn't even seem fair to me
cuz i pass out rhymes like I'm a charity
you should have some! because apparently,
you're in a sad time of scarcity
it's actually embarrassing
so now do you care to see?
compared to me
everything you make is just a parody
and imma wipe you out like a cherokee
broken, smokin, perishing
hear the sound of the angels caroling
grow dim as half starts barreling
down towards hell so scarily
and I'm lost in this hilarity!

"You can go first, I'm not ready"
"your rhymes are so deadly I'm gettin kinda sweaty.."
"and this pressure is so heavy I'm sinking under the weight"
"i can't take initiative so I guess Imma wait.."
well you just made the mistake
by posting late
you gave me the first move and now I'll take first place!
so whatcha gonna do halfmoonuzumaki?
try to predict my moves as if you can use haki?
doesn't matter what you say because you still cannot block me
you can resist all you want cuz there's no way that you can top me
in fact
how you made it to the finals is actually pretty shocking
but dont worry the siege is here to expose any bullsh*t you start talking

for instance,
don't say that you are great or that you're better than me
when you have to explain every rap the judges are forced to read
and then when they vote against you, you b*tch a little fit
saying "look at this line riker accidentally bit!"
god im surprised the judges actually deal with this sh*t
if you're just gonna cry after every little crit-
tique
cuz it's just f*ck in-
weak
the way your inst-
inct
is to cry like a faucet sink!
"and omg gingka stole a few lines!"
"how is he supposed to judge mine??"
easily.
no vote for you and one for the siege
you don't need to worry cuz imma win this with ease
in fact for the judges, this decisions a breeze!

so it's your turn now, but there's no way you'll come back
cuz just like shade, no one reads your raps

[purpleteardrop15]

Hey halfmoonuzumaki best of luck, I suppose I like you a bit And I'm reading his raps siege smd

[TheSiege]

Hey halfmoonuzumaki best of luck, I suppose I like you a bit And I'm reading his raps siege smd

hahaha dude idek if you tried to do that but that actually rhymed

hey halfmoonuzumaki best of luck!
i suppose i like you a bit
and I'm reading his raps siege
so Suck my D**K!

haha you should join the rap group bro xP

[halfmoonuzumaki]

(:12 EXACTLY)



It's time to open up the gates and sound the blitzkrieg sirens,
And it's time to shut your mouth and cause this siege to suffer silence
It's time to teach this f*ckin kid some Elementry f*ckin science
Cuzz I also guaged your flow, and here the results its time to face it,
According to the pH, your rhymes are nothing more than basic.

Now looky here, Its "siege the lyrical dragon".
Came looking for a battle, but didnt think this would happen
Im the rapper of prophecy, you're a lizard with a horn.
This battle bout turn to Rap Dragon 'gainst Dragonborn,
Simply put, ive come here to steal your soul.
To turn your flesh into ash, and leave your bones ina hole.
To take your essence, and use it to further my greatness.
But to say itll do me much, now that would be gracious.

You be baking your rhymes, straight outta Naru's f*ckin kitchen
You faced him and he beat you, you moving on was contradiction.
You're riding his win, he left you keys in the ignition,
You didnt win by skill, you only won by situation.
Me? I went all out, won with 0 hesitation.
Trapped my opponents, in a state of mental isolation.

Im gonna light Siege up, you could say im Sandy Hookin'
'Cause imma fill this kid with holes, finna leave him Swiss Lookin'
"Hey guys its CJ!" Remember your debut?
You called youself a gymnist
You more cheesy than fondue.
Now that one line there,it leaves me a bit confused
You called yourself a gymnist but cant flip..what a ruse.

Takin pointless shots at a n*gga you aint battlin
Simply goes to show that ive got this p*ssy n*gga rattlin
You've got "shade" on your mind, you should be thinkin of me
The way you talkin Riker, I think you might take the D
In more ways then one, in the sack and as a rapper.
'Cause your flow's nonexistent,like you've no need for a wrapper.

You can say you sparked the match, cuzz without a doubt im on fire
This-like-a-fanfic-writer-tryna-match-wits-with-the-Pervy-Poet-Jiraiya
You think i wasnt ready, son you fell for my trap
First i wanted to guage the passion you were puttin in your rap
And ive seen it first hand, you lack the one thing that Ive got.
That'd be pure dark raw emotion,while your rap's are just afterthought.
Mine have heart and have soul,
Yours are weak and worth nothing.
Pullin fake quotes out the air,
Tryna act like they worth somethin
NvG made this on the base so Siege could get a public thumpin'
Because similar to Minato with FTG, its Halfmoon Siege wont be touchin.

[NarutoVsGoku]

I'm glad to see ya wasted no time

[halfmoonuzumaki]

I'm glad to see ya wasted no time

Haha you know how we do NvG .
We just need an audience now!

[TheSiege]

When I said in round one,
That your bull would be corrected
You must've been thinkin
"challenge accepted!"
Let's start with the "basics" shall we?
And for every wrong half said lets add another tally
You said
"my rhymes are nothing more than basic"
meaning they're low on the Ph Scale
In your words I couldn't face it
But herein lies your fail
If my rhymes are lower than a base then that means their acidic
So I'm shootin poison in your face whenever I spit it
And I don't HAVE to admit it cuz I got HALF to admit it
He took his own ass and kicked it then gave himself a ticket!
The dovahkiin tried to bring it
But his sword, he couldn't swing it
If he had half a mind he'd see that
I already Shot him through the knee cap!
Halfmoon used to be a rapper like me
Till I ripped out his throat and hung him from a tree
Cuz you're a wannabe siege you see?
You say you're dragonborn which means ur born from me!
Tryin to take my skill and actin like I'm killed
Stop poppin those pills cuz I am here still

I swear you lie more than those b*tches on one tree hill!

And it's rich, coming from a b*tch
That I'm riding Narus win while ur riding on his d*ck
Asking for advice every chance that you can get
You're the dog at his kitchen table, begging for a lick!
Your egos been swelling
Since NG started telling
You
what to do
from your rhymes to ur spelling
And then after the match
Youd roll onto your back
And let him give you a pat
On the underside of your belly
Good boy!!
You can do what your told!
But it still wont be enough if you wanna go for the gold
I've been rolling in that Au,
Ever since the sieges debut,
Undefeated motherf*cker
You think I cannot take you?
Im rising to the top
And I'm never gonna stop
I'll be bashin your skull in
While singing Blitzkrieg Bop

[DrProof]

Wow, just stop. Halfmoonuzumaki killed the whole thread.

Title goes to him. Just stop.

[purpleteardrop15]

halfmoon killed it, this should just be mercy ending for the other guy already.

[halfmoonuzumaki]

(:12 EXACTLY)

DrProof certified, mad respect to you doc.
The smartest dude on the base said you lost, its time to check the clock-
Scratch that- Kid check the facts, it's like you're f*ckin retarded,
Its like you went to wikipedia and X'd out fore the page even started
My pH joke went right over your head,
I called you basic, not acidic, it's like im rappin a sped.

And its funny you mention my tutelege under NaruG,
And its funnier that he told me you was doing the same thing
You was getting some coaching,prolly more than I was.
I went only to him for advice, bounced sh*t off him for op-in-ions
I think this Siege bout to be pushed back and get to shrinkin
Cause I know he Taught you all you knew, without him you'dve sinkin.

And now youre sinkin, like H9 i sunk your battleship
With weak lines like that, its like you GIVIN me the cham-p-ionship
Two whole verses, you only addressed two things!
One was you not understanding, the other was both our teach--ings!
You're getting laid straight out,
Call siege the wet laundry.
Cuzz i'll twist him till he shouts,
And drain him dry of all his energy.

Im on that Blitzkrieg Bop swag, gonna bring it like Kristallnacht
Gonna treat you like A True-Jew-In-'42-And-Send-Your-Corpse-To-The-Body-Pot
F*ckin roast you to ashes, call me a Lyrical Nazi,
Cause Im the true Rap-Master Race, this clear,how can you not-see?

Thats right im Dovahkin,
but dont mistake me for your kin.
The only reason i am is here is to abolish this rap sin
Born from the need to slay you,
Put here to take you out,
To rap its like my coming's the end to a deserts draught
Im a full blown miracle, but I Aint talkin water to wine,
Im talkin dis-f*ckin-memberment, the removal of your spine.
The severin of your head, have you lookin Ghadaffi
You tried but failed you f*ckin sham, you're not ever gonna top me.
Im like a f*ckin missile, once i go off youll NEVER f*ckin stop me.
Ill leave my name on your mind, brand you Half-moon-U-Zu-Ma-Ki's.

[NarutoVsGoku]

Lmaoooo Half where did ya army of fanboys come from?!?

[halfmoonuzumaki]

xD one of them's my girl who wanted to come cheer me on, and Idk where proof came from xDD

[NarutoVsGoku]

xD one of them's my girl who wanted to come cheer me on, and Idk where proof came from xDD

Lmaooo that's amazing well good for you that you have such support like this!! I'm jealous

[halfmoonuzumaki]

Lmaooo that's amazing well good for you that you have such support like this!! I'm jealous

just tryna spit some good sh*t


And anybody reading this...ive seen a number of guests popping in and out of the thread throughout the night..tell your friends, sign up, and leave us your opinions. We WANT everybody's critique, we need it

[wridacule]

not mad at the judges at all on this one! you guys got your hands full tryna call this one.

[Gaara Da Kazekage]

Props to halfmoon, beasting bro keep it up

[NarutAwesome]

halfmoon got himself a fan bench, lol

[halfmoonuzumaki]

They know the deal

[NarutAwesome]

They know the deal

lol, cause s-hit just got real

[halfmoonuzumaki]

[TheSiege]

(about :12)

Forgive me for what I'm about to say
But his names dr. Proof, he's not f*cking Dr. Dre
So I really don't give a damn who he is on the base!
To me he's just one more hater standing in my way
But I'm cruising in the fast lane and I ain't touching the brake
And if I run-a-f*cka-ova it won't be a mistake
I'm pushin down on full throttle
And you know i swear to God I'll
throttle this b*tch until he wobbles
And like an empty bottle he topples
and shatters on the floor
There's a piece of half, here's a piece of half, here's half o piece more
I let out half o laugh
And stomp my foot on top his ass
And he goes up into smoke like a cloud of powdered glass
You never had a chance
And there you go again, trying to explain your raps
I got the basic thing the first time, you wannabe chemist!
You tried to hit me with your knowledge but you couldn't leave a blemish
Rap is an apartment and I'm the f*cking tenant
You cant pay the bills, so leave the f*cking premise
You don't get the sick acidic sh*t I spit
You're just a cocky ***** stuck in a trip
*You think NG is the one who raised me?
Up from noobtown where you have been staying?
In his latest messages all he's been doin is praise me
I don't need advice on this trail that im blazing
Cuz I can burn through any game this child starts playing
First its Skyrim, and now it's battleship
Reality: get into it
cuz half seems like he's*losing it
He seems to think that we're in World War 2
Because he got his ass kicked then and he's losing now too
His coaching leader is gone so he doesn't know what to do
Except get shot by my words, and verbally run through

Youve got three fans! God damn, you're famous!
How much did you pay for them to stick their dicks in ur anus?
Now I know what you're gonna say,
"where's your fanbase?"
Does anyone want you to win first place?
Why yes they do!
You can see their names in the space
Where it says "Match 16 Judges"
And that's just a little taste!
Everyone in the rap group
Wants me to smack you
For thinking ur the sh*t cuz you got proof to rep you
And made alts to help you
You could say that hells blue
It doesn't mean it's all true
Your "girl" is probably a recluse
A dude who wants to get loose
Or just a random guy that's just tryna get a rep boost

And you'll also prolly talk about how I took so long
And say that thts the only reason why my rap is so strong
The truth is, I'm doin it to spite you
Took my time and wrote a haiku

Half was a missile
And he tried hard to get off
But that b*tch f*cked up

One more prediction before my last round stops
Half will start *****in when the judgements drop
And when the judges start tellin him why he lost
He'll sit down and cry out purple tear drops.

[halfmoonuzumaki]

*Sigh*....Too little too late siege.....Im sorry, but this next round is going to be it.

[halfmoonuzumaki]

(^Thumbnail is Sieges face when he reads this. )

(:35-2:30 on loop)


Alts? I dont need them. Its f*ckin clear that youre outclassed.
Thats three votes for me, meaning you are stuck in last.
I think siege is forgettin that the base counts as two judges
Its and pretty safe to say that they all think that Siege is rubbish.

And when it comes to sensei, you sould call him Master Roshi,
Cuzz im Goku and youre Krillin, Im like Mario you Yoshi.
Because when you step to me you know I always take the trophy
But when it comes to killin? Man thats sh*ts when im cozy.

Second round you droppin filled with names that aint 'ven mine
Tried to talk weak sh*t, then added in lame rhyme.
I waited all this time, for such cockamamy sh*t?
Its like tryna spit big game, then tryna use a baby d*ck
You were poppin in and out this thread since last night call you wack-a-mole
Preparin such weak sh*t, then tryna audition for the leading roll-
_And expectin to get the part like you were someone big like Swayze
Then comin in to face me to-be savig'ly-torn apart like "Crazy!"

I aint even gonn get into the sh*t NG said to me bout you,
Because im not that f*ckin lame,
I can come up with my OWN sh*t you "Noob",
Dont even need "Half" of my brain.
Call me Green Day in my prime, Right round the time
When they dropped their hit Novacane
Because im winnin over masses,
Got em hooked call me Ly-ri-co-caine

And theres a reason why im rappin odd, a logic behind all the fantasy
It really quite amusing that has you in a tiff in you see.
Because im doing it for you, and when i say this i speak honestly
I was tryna help you siege.. wish you were smart enough to concieve
That you only stood a chance, when we're rappin in terms of make-believe.

Now do you get it? You f*ckin little genin sh*t?
Stop tryna pull a konahamaru, and hop off of my d*ck.
Stop tryna front like a Hollow, when you KNOW im f*ckin Ichigo
And the words that im spitting, f*ckin sharp, call im Zanpakuto
Ive said it once before ill say it again call me Battosai
But ill do more than slice your neck, Ill f*ckin revel in your final cry.
And compare me to Goku,'cause ill eat you no doubt, call you curly fry.
Im the King of this Rap- Game, Call me rap's Yugi-Moto
Ill rip through you;... 8-gates, this finish aint need no Photo
Cuzz im faster than Super Sonic, My Rhymes, are Supersonic
Nah i didnt stutter up, Im talkin Pokemon, you moronic?
Nah you straight up confused, thats what Supersonic tends to do to ya
It gets inside ya head, and f*ckin chokes ya (im talkin uvula)


Ive laid waste to this Siege,
I F*ckin straight stomped him and his tracks
I mean it i literally, stopped Siege in his f*ckin tracks.
I f*ckin showed hes weak as f*ck, and cant spit without NaruG
I know this cuzz he wouldnt coach this match specifically
Because like me, he was curious to who was the better f*ckin Protege
And i think it's f*ckin clear, that Half's the true f*ckin Prodigy.

[Gaara Da Kazekage]

*Cough COUGH* Halfmoon gets my vote