Results 1 to 8 of 8
  1. #1
    Senior Member EliteRamenNinja's Avatar
    Status
    EliteRamenNinja is offline
    Gender
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Between Christina Ricci's legs
    Posts
    4,162
    Post Thanks / Like
    This user has no status.
     

    [What if] Naruto was still united with his parents and godfather Jiraiya?

    Shit would be epic.


    *Jiraiya comes to take Naruto for a training session*
    Kushina: "Be carefull, Naruto!"
    Naruto: "Moooom, don't act like I'm a baby!"
    Kushina: "I just said 'be carefull', what is wrong with that?"
    Naruto: "I am a man now, you don't need to keep saying that."
    Jiraiya: "Ohh, so the kid things he is a man now ey... moehahahahaha!"
    Naruto: "You shut up, pervy sage!!!!"
    Kushina: "hihihi 'pervy sage'!"
    Jiraiya: "Narutooo, I already told you not to call me that when there are more people around!"
    Naruto: "Yeah yeah, but can we train now!"
    Jiraiya: "Yes, let's go!"
    *Both leave and are ready to train*
    Naruto: "What is the training about today, sensei?"
    Jiraiya: "I will learn you how to infiltrate into enemy territory!"
    Naruto: "Cool!!!! How will you learn me that!"
    Jiraiya: "Well, we will infiltrate in the bathhouse..."
    Naruto: "Whattt, that is no training! You just want to peek on naked ladies again, pervy sage!"
    Jiraiya: "Wh... What?! That is not true! This will be a hard training!"
    Naruto: "..."
    Jiraiya: "Besides, I heard Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Tenten will be at the bathhouse too..."
    *Naruto starts nosebleeding*
    Jiraiya: "So shall we go!"
    Naruto: "Ai! Yes!!!"
    *Both are at the bathhouse, ready to peek... when suddenly...*
    Minato: "What are you 2 doing this time?"
    Jiraiya: "Minato!"
    Naruto: "Dad... eum..."
    Minato: "Oh I see. Jiraiya, you are learning Naruto how to infiltrate!"
    Naruto: "Jiraiya learned it too you too, dad?"
    Minato: "Yes he did, it was one of my favorite training exercises."
    *When suddenly...*
    Kushina: "Well well well, is that so?"
    Minato: "K...Ku... Kushina!"
    Naruto: "Mother..."
    Jiraiya: "Hehe, this will be interesting!"
    Minato: "I... I was just telling Naruto it is wrong to peek on naked girls, he needs to show more respect!"
    Kushina: "No, you were not."
    *Kushina punches Minato*
    Jiraiya: "Haha, your mother is a tough woman, ey Naruto!"
    Naruto: "Hahaha yes, she is stronger then my father when she is angry!"
    *When suddenly...*
    Hinata: "N...Naruto-kun?"
    Sakura: "Narutoooo!"
    Naruto: "Wh... What?!"
    Hinata: "Wer... Were you pee...peeking on us... Nar... Naruto-kun?"
    Naruto: "No, nooo! I was not, believe it!"
    Sakura: "You are lying!"
    Jiraiya: "You are in problems too, Naruto! Hahaha!"
    *Sakura punches Naruto, Hinata gives Naruto a *****slap*
    Sakura: "That will learn ya!"
    Hinata: "S... Sorry Naru...to-kun... I... still love you!"
    Jiraiya: "Hahahahaha, Naruto!!"
    *When suddenly...*
    Tsunade: "Jiraiya!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Jiraiya: "No, Tsunade, no, don't..."
    Naruto: "Hahah, your turn now Pervy Sage!"
    *Tsunade beats Jiraiya*
    Tsunade: "Stop peeking on naked woman!"
    Naruto: "Hahahaha, now we are even, sensei!"
    Jiraiya: "Shut up, yoo..."
    Kushina: "Well, I think they all learned there lesson. What about going together too Teuchi's restaurent to eat some ramen!"
    Everyone: "Yeah!!!"
    *Dat Happy Ending*
     
         

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Status
    Moss is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    4,801
    Post Thanks / Like
    「分化」
     

    Re: [What if] Naruto was still united with his parents and godfather Jiraiya?

    I remember seeing a cover of a chapter with Naruto and his parents. It was kinda sad.
     
         

  3. #3
    4th Hokage Candidate muzGLORY's Avatar
    Status
    muzGLORY is offline
    Gender
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Malaysia
    Posts
    99
    Post Thanks / Like
    This user has no status.
     

    Re: [What if] Naruto was still united with his parents and godfather Jiraiya?

    Naruto the movie - Road to ninja
     
         

  4. #4
    Chaotic Neutral Sir Derp Obito's Avatar
    Status
    Sir Derp Obito is offline
    Gender
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Pawadise
    Posts
    21,243
    Post Thanks / Like
    This user has derp status
     

    Re: [What if] Naruto was still united with his parents and godfather Jiraiya?

    Funny hahaha
     
         

  5. #5
    The Sage johnny335704's Avatar
    Status
    johnny335704 is offline
    Gender
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    1,919
    Post Thanks / Like
    SAGE of THE HIDDEN LEAF
     

    Re: [What if] Naruto was still united with his parents and godfather Jiraiya?

    Its nice and funny. LOL...
     
         

  6. #6
    ICE PIE XMorpheus's Avatar
    Status
    XMorpheus is offline
    Gender
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    Green Bit
    Posts
    38,781
    Post Thanks / Like
    Sleeping with a gun
     

    Re: [What if] Naruto was still united with his parents and godfather Jiraiya?

    LMAO.Funny fanfic.good one.
     
         

  7. #7
    Vampire Savior<33 Morrigan Aensland's Avatar
    Status
    Morrigan Aensland is offline
    Gender
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    among the stars
    Posts
    220
    Post Thanks / Like
    Man you could never reach my
    level, you gon need a space
    shuttle or a ladder thats
    forever
     

    Re: [What if] Naruto was still united with his parents and godfather Jiraiya?

    lol it was funny
     
         

  8. #8
    Senior Member EliteRamenNinja's Avatar
    Status
    EliteRamenNinja is offline
    Gender
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Between Christina Ricci's legs
    Posts
    4,162
    Post Thanks / Like
    This user has no status.
     

    Re: [What if] Naruto was still united with his parents and godfather Jiraiya?

    Thanks.
     
         

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •