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    Naruto 627 The Choice

    Warning the following material may be unsuitable for those who are looking for a serious chapter preidiction, or those without a sense of humor. You have been warned
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    Naruto 627


    (light snoring in the distance)
    Hashirama: but depending on what they choose as their goal they change......like madara and i........wait are you even listening?

    Suigetsu: No.....

    Sasuke: (sasuke quickly wakes up from his sleep) oh yeah i heard everything....really touching.........really.........big explosions and stuff......micheal bay would be so proud

    Tobirama: I doubt it Uchiha have such terrible attention spans.

    Sasuke: I'm sorry could you speak up did you say dies by fodders? or was it Ginkaku and Kinkaku **** smacked me?

    Tobirama: (releasing his chakra) now your asking for it! Did you learndid nothing? I have history on my side Senju> Uchiha

    Suigetsu: Learndid nothing? Only in konoha where the education fails and everyone from there leaves and comes-back set on destroying everything.......#success

    Hashirama: Tobirama!!!! behave yourself or ill give that ass over to Oro

    Oro: Nope uchiha or GTFO.....i'm like kim kardashin..........except less damaged tee hee!

    Sasuke: history? I have kishi on my side.......sup *****

    Minato: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!! I WILL PWN YOU ALL WITH MY FTG ITS SO FAST LIKE SO FAST OMG #SOFAST

    Hashirama: big talk so your the 4th what are your skills exactly?

    Minato: well i'm really smart and i have this thing called the rasengan which is like really strong also i have nice hair and im so fast like so fast.

    Hashirama: rasengan?

    Minato: It's just a knock off of the bijuu ball...i mean i created it.......with time and effort

    Hashirama: so lets put everything together from that run on you just blurted out.......you have nice hair you have a move that you copied from bijuu and you have a teleportation tech that is a knock off of my brothers?

    Minato:........well......um.........time and effort (waves hands hypnotically)

    Hashirama: Wow you are the Vanilla Ice of Naruto.

    Suigetsu: BOOM! i bet his next argument will be its not the same size its smaller

    Jugo: thats what she said
    (Hiruzen gets fed up)

    Hiruzen: Lets end all of this useless babbling and continue with the plot progression........the god of shinobi shall speak
    (Hiruzen begins to clear his throat and then so does hashirama)

    Hiruzen: excuse me first........the god of shinobi will be speaking now

    Hashirama: yeah just give me a second

    Hiruzen: no there's no need just sit down and shut the **** up

    Hashirama: woah........have you ever been ***** slapped? because i have about 1000 hands ready to go

    Hiruzen: ummm my staff > your wood release just read the manga and ask your wife.......

    Suigetsu: oh **** no.........Narutobase in naruto nooooooo please god no

    Jugo: Look kishimoto!!
    (points at kishi hiding by the statue)

    Kishi: shit (attempts to duck down)

    Hashirama: Great the writer is here to clarify

    Tobirama: he wouldn't have to if he just did something called planning.

    Hashirama: Kishi kishi before us all, who's the greatest among us all

    Kishi: well.......you see......um OMG juubi in da house

    (Everyone looks and kishi runs off and only his voice remains)

    Kishi's voice: Thought you could get me....not even close as your punishment more fillers hahahahaha fillers for everyone

    Jugo: Not surprised sounds like naruto anime......What? are you going to make the chapters flashbacks to? like you weren't already going to do that......

    Tenten: excuse me um will i be in those fillers?

    Kishi's voice: Who are you exactly?

    Tenten: (runs off crying)

    Tobirama: nice job

    Kishi voice: What who the **** was that? Seriously

    Hiruzen: you don't read your series do you?

    Kishi voice: nope writing out of my ass since 1997 hahahahahahahahahaha(fades away)

    Hashirama: where did he go?

    Sasuke: not sure probably went to draw a picture of sakura crying or something you know just trying to get her some panel time like usual.

    Sasuke: alright, i have made my decision about what i'm going to do to the leaf

    Oro: oh you tell us deary

    What is sasuke's decision? Will there be more Naruto fillers? Who is the actual God of Shinobi? Find out in the next chapter entitled: He's going to blow the village up after playing with tsunades jugs, its naruto anime......yeah probs a years worth, and I'm not touching that one.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    Well, that sure was an entertaining read, to say the least
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    Suigetsu: BOOM! i bet his next argument will be its not the same size its smaller

    Jugo: thats what she said

    lol, that made me laugh so hard. That was fun to read.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteMangekyou View Post
    Suigetsu: BOOM! i bet his next argument will be its not the same size its smaller

    Jugo: thats what she said

    lol, that made me laugh so hard. That was fun to read.
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimeKingXD View Post
    Well, that sure was an entertaining read, to say the least
    Glad you were entertained
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    to funny man
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    Use of English in some areas wasn't that great, I couldn't understand some parts.
    But I liked it, good job + rep
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    not likely at all as if kishi would speak in the manga fail prediction you suck!!! hah
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    Quote Originally Posted by sagemode jinchuuriki View Post
    to funny man
    Quote Originally Posted by Ishan Hokage View Post
    Use of English in some areas wasn't that great, I couldn't understand some parts.
    But I liked it, good job + rep
    Thanks for reading glad you enjoyed
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    That was funny
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 627 The Choice

    kinda reminds me of naruto abridged, except for manga.
     
         

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