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    Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    So here's a little something I just found on 9Gag...

    A man found himself in serious trouble after an encounter with a particularly slippery customer.

    A 39-year-old man from the Guangdong province in China found himself hospitalised this week after putting a live swamp eel up his arse. After taking the very sensible choice of seeking medical attention it turns out his doctor thought this was a story we’d all like to hear.

    Apparently the man had been drinking (of course) when he decided that it would be the perfect time to copy his favourite adult movie and put a live, twenty inch-long eel up his own anus. The stunt went wrong when the eel slipped out of his grasp (as eels are prone to do) and proceeded to burrow into the darkest space it could find, to try and escape from the crazy man.

    Unfortunately for both parties the darkest space was inevitably inwards. In it’s bid for freedom the eel chewed its way out through the man’s colon into his body cavity – think Alien just with less chest bursting. It was at this point the man rushed himself to accident and emergency. Doctors proceeded to operate and amazingly both the man and the eel survived, though the eel sadly died shortly afterwards of what can only be assumed to be shame and humiliation.

    As of right now the man is being investigated on charges of animal cruelty, though undoubtedly the thought of having to recite this story again to a court will feel like a punishment all of it’s own.
    I am so disgusted by this, even thinking about it kinda hurts...

    Here's the original article.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Wow. What's wrong with him? That's disgusting.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Maaan thats like the chinese who humped a bench! the only cool story from these wackos is that girl who breastfeed a cat .-.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Alcohol -- no more than five.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Good thing that it wasn't an electric eel.

    Dumbass!
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Oh Lord what
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    But will it blend?

    Also: 9gag gave me all of the cancer.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    That's disgusting.. quiet azns with their weird fetishes..xD
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    What the ****...
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    How is this news......it sounds more like a disaster
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    He must be forever alone.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    1. What do you mean "turns out"? You say it like there was a chance it WOULDN'T go wrong.

    2. It's an eel, there's no "sadly" about it dying LOL

    3. That's disgusting.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Poor eel! Dx
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Made my night.

    Edit: Damn, just read the whole story...
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    That poor eel!
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    wtf? What an idiot. Who does shit like that? Even if you're drunk, come on now.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Quote Originally Posted by rikerslade View Post
    1. What do you mean "turns out"? You say it like there was a chance it WOULDN'T go wrong.

    2. It's an eel, there's no "sadly" about it dying LOL

    3. That's disgusting.
    Well I didn't make the title... But I agree.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Heard that last week on Bob & Tom (a local radio show). Kinda messed up.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    I feel sorry for the eel
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    What the fuuuudge...? What's wrong with people? That's just weird.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Quote Originally Posted by rikerslade View Post
    1. What do you mean "turns out"? You say it like there was a chance it WOULDN'T go wrong.

    2. It's an eel, there's no "sadly" about it dying LOL

    3. That's disgusting.
    That is sad. Poor eel didn't want to die. T_T
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Quote Originally Posted by IKSOKRIPS View Post
    Good thing that it wasn't an electric eel.

    Dumbass!
    Or was it?

    OT: what an idiot... The things humans think of, and do... *sigh*... after the laugh becomes the realization that this is really, really sad... and carries on... *whistling*
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    This is why I only shove gerbils into my anus.
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Wait did the eel died?
     
         

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    Re: Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

    Quote Originally Posted by Sephy100 View Post
    It's usually an asian that does weird shit like this. Who was the ******* who coerced him into doing this?
    What? A rational Asian wouldn't do this. Hell, a rational anybody! I'm well aware of who you are, but still, what is with this stereotypical flimflam?
     
         

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