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    Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Sally- Hello Kevin, it has been awhile since we last slept together.

    Kevin- What is wrong with you!? My wife will hear, shut your mouth, or I'll shut it for you.

    Sally- Please do, for my mouth has been laying dormant for very long, unused!

    Kevin- Then, Why are you still talking?

    Sally- Kevin! One more time! Do it for the child which is instilled by you.

    Kevin- What? (...)

    Sally- I'll name him, Carpet, reminding me of the time in which you said. "I love you, for you allowed me to be indulged into your youthful galore."

    (Kevin Shakes his head in a disappointed manner.)

    Kevin- I never said such a phrase, You know what Sally, Come by, at my office tomorrow...

    (Next day, Sally walks in Kevin's Cubical)

    Sally- What? Will you do the do, or do the don't?

    Kevin- I acquired the missing piece from you, (holds an aborted baby.)

    [Sally]- Faints/Coma/Dead.


    ~The End
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    I'm not 18, I came here as an act of rebellion.
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Quote Originally Posted by Hyorinmaru View Post
    I'm not 18, I came here as an act of rebellion.
    Teeheehee me too we're such rebels
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    I'm over 18, I was here for the pics, BUT YOU LET ME DOWN
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Yea, not 18! **** rules!!!!!!
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    I have no idea what this is........
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBlueBlur View Post
    Teeheehee me too we're such rebels
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    What dafuq is this?
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Well I didn't see that coming! Interesting to say the least.
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Quote Originally Posted by DissonantValues View Post
    I'm over 18, I was here for the pics, BUT YOU LET ME DOWN
    im under and he let me down
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Quote Originally Posted by Hyorinmaru View Post
    I'm not 18, I came here as an act of rebellion.
    same we are the badasses of narutobase xD
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Quote Originally Posted by NeverEnding View Post
    I have no idea what this is........
    Me neither. But I'm here anyway :wesobi:

    Quote Originally Posted by -Haku Yuki- View Post
    same we are the badasses of narutobase xD
    Hellz yeah by biatches. :scorps:
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    OP you disappointed me.
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Quote Originally Posted by OfficialRikudouSennin View Post
    im under and he let me down
    , me too. I was expecting something better if you know what I mean
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    you let me down bro -.- i was expecting something kinky
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    Quote Originally Posted by NobleRider View Post
    you let me down bro -.- i was expecting something kinky
    Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin Ninja View Post
    , me too. I was expecting something better if you know what I mean
    You guys have very bad minds
     
         

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    Re: Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

    wellmade fan fic
     
         

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