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    No one alive can stand against this duo!





    I'm being completely serious.

    I really, truly am.

    Kabuto is a sneaky son of a *****. He has, either personally or through extraordinary contacts in what used to be Orochimaru's network, managed to collect genetic material from THE most powerful people who lived since the villages were founded (with the possible exception of Jiraiya and Sakumo).

    What does Hidan need to perform his curse?

    Blood. If Kabuto can gather DNA from MADARA UCHIHA, (who he should have no idea lived beyond the Valley of the End) it shouldn't be hard from him to collect blood from whoever he wants among the living. It's not like people aren't bleeding all over the place.

    And Hidan can cause ANYONE lethal injuries, without regard for protection, without regard for distance (as far as we know). If Madara himself had surrounded the Juubi with Perfect Susanoo, and Hidan already had his ritual ready, Madara would lose. Hidan would be vaporized afterwards by the Juubi, but Madara WOULD die. And if Hidan can perform his ritual outside of the target's line of sight or (if it's possible, and I don't see why it shouldn't be) from a couple of kilometers away, there would be no possible retaliation. And we don't KNOW that the ritual wouldn't work on the other side of the Elemental countries.

    Tl;dr: If Hidan could use his curse like an actual ninja, and had access to Kabuto's stores of DNA, NO-ONE would be safe.

    Edit: Oh it got moved to Versus. That's nice. I HAD hoped for intelligent debate on the impossible mechanics of Hidan's abilities and Kabuto's insane sneakiness, but I suppose endless repetitions of "Madara low diff" and "Obito solo's" is just as good.
     
         
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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Hidan can solo anyone. Kabuto or not Kappa
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Obito and Madara?
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Kabuto is just one big problem himself .. With Hidan, I guess that's good .
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Madara obliterates those two.
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Itachi/Sasuke and Naruto.
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Obito solos
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    madara could solo them super low diff
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Kinda wondering if anyone even read this (then again, I often do). The point isn't OMGZORZ THESE TWO PWN ANYTHIGN ALWAYS!!!! The point is you WILL die if Hidan has your DNA and you don't know where he is.


    To all o' you who said Madara wins: Kabuto already had his DNA. So, he loses.
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    fail troll is fail.
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Replace Hidan with prime Obito
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Piratefish View Post

    To all o' you who said Madara wins: Kabuto already had his DNA. So, he loses.
    So Kabuto needs prep time to even have a sprinkle of hope against Madara.
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    321sid and thisisanaltlol, thanks for actually reading.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Jamison View Post
    So Kabuto needs prep time to even have a sprinkle of hope against Madara.
    So that wasn't exactly my main point, but HOW exactly does requiring prep time in certain situations make you a worse combatant?
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Goku solos Low-dif
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    i bet obito can kill both of them. madara can, minat, the first hokage, maybe sasuke and naruto. ( maybe sasuke because of susanoo and naruto because of the kyuubi cloak and he is too fast to be caught just like his father.). maybe, maybe kakashi because he has kamui.
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Hidan isn't even needed itachi was only able to use izanami successfully in his situation because he was dead.
    Nobody alive can take on DSM Kabuto by themselves.

    Through a very carefully situated and convoluted plotline did itachi win and sasuke win
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Quote Originally Posted by ismael View Post
    i bet obito can kill both of them. madara can, minat, the first hokage, maybe sasuke and naruto. ( maybe sasuke because of susanoo and naruto because of the kyuubi cloak and he is too fast to be caught just like his father.). maybe, maybe kakashi because he has kamui.
    How exactly ? considering psychical attacks wont work,visual genjustu wont work,the sharingan can't copy his techniques ,sound techniques wouldn't work and he can never run out of chakra and can summon dead ninja to do his bidding


    All forms of battle are ineffective the only way to beat him is if you know izanami and are an edo so you don't get killed in the process of executing the steps to activate it
     
         
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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadManWonderLand View Post
    Hidan isn't even needed itachi was only able to use izanami successfully in his situation because he was dead.
    Nobody alive can take on DSM Kabuto by themselves.

    Through a very carefully situated and convoluted plotline did itachi win and sasuke win
    If I could choose anyone for "most likely to eventually take over the world" in this universe, Kabuto would have my vote.
     
         

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    Re: No one alive can stand against this duo!

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadManWonderLand View Post
    How exactly ? considering psychical attacks wont work,visual genjustu wont work,the sharingan can't copy his techniques ,sound techniques wouldn't work and he can never run out of chakra and can summon dead ninja to do his bidding


    All forms of battle are ineffective the only way to beat him is if you know izanami and are an edo so you don't get killed in the process of executing the steps to activate it
    Well madara can because of his rinnegan( he can absorb his soul, shibak tensei and even the perfect susanoo)
    Hashirama because of his sage mode ( he has the large summon that makes the kyuubi look like an ant and wood style)
    Itachi( he can use izanami and don't say he was able to use izanami because he was an edo because he could have used it when he was alive if necessary)
    those are the only people who can fight kabuto and get out alive
     
         

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