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    Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    I walked to the living room and saw Deidara sitting on the couch.

    "Hey girl, outta the way!"

    "What, un? I'n not a girl, un! Imma boy, yeah!"

    "What's with your speech impediment?"

    "Nothing, un!"

    "Really, un?"

    "Hey, stop acting like me, un!"

    "There! You said it again!"

    "Shut up, yeah."

    "Nah... Why, yeah?"

    "Shut up or I'll kill you!"

    "Wow! I'm sooo afraid, and by the way: Hey! You forgot the 'un'!"

    "Hmph!"

    "Deidara?"

    I sat down on the couch beside him.

    "What, hm?"

    "You know Sasori...Danna..." *Mischief grin*

    "What about it, yeah?"

    "Do you really mean 'danna'?"

    "What do you mean, un?"

    "Do you mean 'danna' like in master or... Like.. You know." ( 'danna' also means husband in Japanese).

    "What the ****, yeah?"

    "You know what I mean."

    I slowly moved so my mouth was mere inches away from his ear, then whispered:

    "Do you ... Love him?"

    A really big grin formed on my face,and I could hold it back. That face of Deidara was priceless!

    "No! Noo. I'm not gay,un!"

    "Eh, Dei, it's said that first step to love is denying, you know?"

    "What the hell do you mean, yeah?"

    His face was all red of anger.

    "And second step is anger... You're close."

    "Shut the hell up, yeah! I'm not in love with danna!"

    He threw one the explosive clay bombs at me. And guess what? I dodged it!

    "But you just proved yourself wrong! Danna means husband, you know."

    Just after I said it, I made my run, cause I knew that I had gone OVER the line of his. Hehe.

    "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

    He yelled at me and threw random bombs at me while running.

    "Well, Blondie, you know your art sucks, don't cha?"

    He looked like a volcano that was soon going to erupt.

    "Art is bang, yeah!"

    I ran through all the corridors, and clang to my life. I really didn't want to die under one of those sucking art of Deidara...

    "Art is... EVERLASTING!" I said with a grin, knowing Sasori used to say so.

    Deidara made some movements with his hands, and when I released it, it was way too late:

    "Katsu!"

    I was banged straight into the hard floor, making it crack. Behind me came Deidara, slowly reaching me.

    "Suppose you shouldn't be getting closer, cause you're a long distance fighter...UN!" I giggled.

    He sat upon me and held around my neck, making me cough. I ...could not... Bre...athe.. Then a thought strikes my mind,
    making me grin like a mad professor.

    "What are you smiling at, hm?!"

    ".You..."

    He looked confused. I collected all my strength and closed my eyes. When I opened them again, I yelled at the top of my lungs:

    "RAAAAAPE! DEIDARA'S RAPING ME! UEEEEE! HELP! DEIDARA'S RAPING!"

    As soon as I yelled that, all the Akatsuki members appeared around us, watching Deidara on top of me. Eheh...

    Sasori smirked, Itachi looked bored, as always. Pain stared, or glared should I say,
    and Hidan grinned showing all his teeth with Kisame. Zetsu appeared from the ground,
    looking at the scene wide-eyed. Both the white and the dark. Konan smiled one of 'those smiles'.
    Tobi jumped up and down repeatedly saing: "Deidara-Senpei's in love with YukI!"

    Maybe I was a little evil by doing that, but hey! It worked! He immediately stopped chocking me,
    and instead, was all tomato-red. I giggled full of pure evil.

    "Told you to NEVER mess with me, didn't I, hm?"
    I whispered in his ears, with one of those tones that sounds sweet, but at the same time really creepy.

     
         
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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    dattebayo?
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Shitty gimmick is shitty.
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    HA HA HA. Funniest thing i have ever read,not bad.
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    I believe this is a fanfic.
    Wrong section.
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Another thread from the Naruko chick who can only make one or two people laugh.
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Wow...Just wow.

    OT: nice imagination
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Retarted and wrong seletcion
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    BR00 ....................
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Yes, Deidara does love Sasori.

    Dear God, Br00 is above me -.-
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Wow... You have a lot of time to waste, don't you...?
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Quote Originally Posted by AncientCenturion View Post
    Yes, Deidara does love Sasori.

    Dear God, Br00 is above me -.-
    Haha .. sup BR00
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    I'm positive you're an alt now.
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Helena View Post
    I'm positive you're an alt now.
    Took you that long?
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Hahahah, brilliant!
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    i am sorry i apologize for my mistake every one and i enjoy to waste time because the time you enjoy wasting isn't the time wasted
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Don't feel like reading all that
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    Quote Originally Posted by The Savior View Post
    Don't feel like reading all that
    i am not begging you dattebayo
     
         

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    Re: Time to annoy Deidara dattebayo!

    lol, nice, poor deidara
     
         

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