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    101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    Whilst walking, Deidara picked up a note:

    1-Poke him. In the forehead.

    2-Pretend you're another Uchiha who somehow survived.

    3- Whenever Sasuke gets near, scream 'MY UCHIHA SENSES ARE TINGLING!' proving your point

    4-Insist he still loves Sasuke

    5-Say that he killed his clan because he was jealous of Sasuke's great and awesome power, and couldn't handle the
    pressure

    6-Emphasize great and awesome

    7-Every time he says something, turn it into a 'Your face' insult. Example: Hi! Hi your face. You're strange. Your face is
    strange. You lack good insults. Your face lacks good insults. I'm awesome. Your face is awesome. Repeat.

    8-Get creeped out by the sharingan. Ask if it's a genetic mutation or a sign of radioactivity.

    9-Ask him if it's red-eye

    10-When ever he says something, make it into a conspiracy theory. Example: Shut up or I'll use my mangekyo You:
    What mangekyo? There's no mangekyo! That's ridiculous, what is this 'mangekyo' you speak of ? There's no mangekyo,
    there never has been! This works best if he actually uses the mangekyou on you and you say it afterwards

    11-Become an Itachi fangirl

    12-Ask him about the lines on his eyes.

    13-If they're insomnia, lecture him on the benefits of a good night's rest.

    14-Call him emo 15-Insist Sasuke's cuter

    16-When ever he talks, break into hysterical laughter

    17-If he asks, sigh, shake your head, and laugh again

    18-Sing 'Pop goes the Weasel' and dance around him

    19-Show him UchihaCest fics.

    20-When ever he does something, say, "I bet Sakura would want to know about this" and wink

    21-Insist he's a girl because of his ponytail.

    22-Say that Itachi's a funny name

    23-Draw chibi female Itachi's

    24-Become a Mary-Sue

    25-Declare him your true love in a fake high-pitched voice.

    26-Get 13 toothbrushes, and lay them next to each other, and separate one. Laugh hysterically at it. When he asks, don't say anything

    27-After a while, say, figures you wouldn't understand. Laugh hysterically at him.

    28-Continuously mutter under your breath 'Weasel weasel weasel weasel…'

    29-When he asks you to stop, look up innocently

    30-Ask if he's been hearing things. Call a psychologist

    31-Or even better-- therapist. Separate the 'the' and the rest of the word and you'll see what I mean.

    32-Spell his name as Uchiha

    33-Buy him many, many toys. Call them all Sasuke.

    34-Have them all mysteriously fall out the window one day. Blame it on him pressuring Sasuke to commit suicide.

    35-Dye his cloak pink.36-Follow him around, spraying everything he touches with disinfectant.

    37-When talking to him, look at a spot a little to the right of his face.

    38-Buy him things. Ugly, frilly things.

    39-Cry when he doesn't wear them

    40-If he does, glomp him and say in a high pitched voice, "I knew you would! You're my hero!"

    41-Do that anytime he does ANYTHING. e.g Brush his teeth, pick up a pen

    42-Develop an unnatural fear of boxes.

    43-Insist that boxes are trying to take over the world. Relate everything to boxes

    44-Steal his nailpolish

    45-Cut off his ponytail. Run.

    46-Add maniacal laughter at the end of every sentence.

    47-Lecture him on his evilness. Give him tips

    48-Insist he didn't do the maniacal laugh correctly in 386, and it needed more of structure and oomph

    49-Every time you do something or see something, say it's lacking Itachi-style (Every Time you eat something, point
    at it and say something like, "YOU…YOU…ARE WEAK. WHY ARE YOU WEAK? BECAUSE YOU LACK SALT".)

    50-Perform bad Itachi-impersonations in front of him.

    51-Give him shark-fin soup. Run when he asks about Kisame.

    52-Write yaoi lemon fanfics about him and Kisame.

    53-Become a Sasuke fangirl and obsess about him every time you talk to Itachi

    54-Buy him 'Sharingan for Dummies' or 'Evil in 24 days' for his birthday

    55-Give it long after his birthday, throwing him a party

    56-Insist that it's his birthday over and over again

    57-Insist that the red clouds on his cloak are really flowers

    58-Go into a long psychological lecture about how he's still just a tool being used by the Akatsuki

    59-Tell him that violence doesn't solve anything and demand an apology to Sasuke

    60-Replace his shuriken with fake plastic cosplay ones

    61-Constantly point out his similarities with Ino. Insist that they're an OTP

    62-Insist he's really 50 and a pedophile in disguise

    63-Draw on his face

    64-Show him ItaKisa fanart

    65-Search for him on DeviantArt and show him the results

    66-Hide embarrassing 'adult content' in his room where other members will find it

    67-Call him in congratulations about his new daughter. Hang up when he asks.

    68-Call him and start yelling at him to stay away from your daughter, and demand money for an abortion. When he
    insists that he has no clue about what you're talking about, yell "That's what they all say!"

    69-Insist there is no number 69. Make sure you make no sense and have faulty logic.

    70-Convince him he has a blue dot on his head. When he goes to check, run.

    71-Insist he needs glasses.

    72-Ask if he gets discounts because of his vision impairment.

    73-Get him a seeing-eye dog

    74-Better yet, a seeing-eye weasel

    75-Make the weasel wear an Akatsuki cloak, and give it a ponytail with a ribbon

    76-Insist that he and the weasel make a perfect couple

    77-Dye his hair pink.

    78-Keep on making references to a secret affair with Madara.

    79-Call him a n00b. Not noob, n00b. Say it in an obnoxious strange voice

    80-Insert random nonsense Japanese words at random points in the conversation.

    81-Say this: You are weak…why are you weak? Because you lack it. You lack…LOVE!! –I really want to say that to
    him…

    82-At random points, scream "OH MY GOD IT'S SASUKE! HIDE!" and duck.

    83-Speak in a dazed, calm voice, and keep on saying "See you on the island" and "They keep us there because we
    know too much"

    84-Comment about how much an idiot he is for killing his clan to test his capacity, and that if he wanted to do that,
    he should've killed another clan. Duh.

    85-Keep on bothering him for the real reason he killed his clan.

    86-Challenge him to a staring contest (I advise running before this starts)

    87-At random moments, mention '393', looking grim towards Itachi. When he doesn't understand, shake your head.

    88-Pretend you're bipolar.

    89-Repeat every third third word you say say.

    90-Ask him why he wears nail polish.

    91-Replace his nailpolish with sparkly pink polish.

    92-Say that perfume also works as breath spray.

    93-Post him trying on YouTube

    94-Make an ItaSaku AMV

    95-Show him videos of him singing 'Barbie Girl'

    96-Burst out laughing, saying 'Itachi' at random moments.

    97-Insist he's blind

    98-Pretend you're Itachi and respond to girlfriend requests with 'yes'

    99-Conveniently set up all dates on the same day and restaurant

    100-Do all the previous.

    101-Show him this list.
    An evil grin crept across his face

    Hope you like it

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    (Note; i don't own it, this credit also goes to a friend who helped me to make it)
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    just call him blind and stupid aloud, he wouldn't even be able to see the face of the person who said it.
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    didnt read it all just till 20 but its cool
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    tell him that Minato is stronger than him... which we all know is one of the biggest loads of crap ever to be argued on this website...
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    tell him he doesnt solo
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    2-Pretend you're another Uchiha who somehow survived.

    Lul nice!! :I
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    . That's funny! This list would annoy anybody. But you better run super fast if you try any of the things on this list
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    Lmaoo , that was hilarious
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    This should be re-named to "101 ways to get sealed by Totsuka blade."
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    super awesome made me rotfl
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    :l... Was that friend who helped you a certain Naruko Uzumaki?
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    3 and 2 are funny! Heck they are all funny!
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by AncientCenturion View Post
    :l... Was that friend who helped you a certain Naruko Uzumaki?
    Nope. Sadly enough i don't know an Uzumaki Naruto in real life
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Itachi Solos View Post
    Cool story bro

    don't tell it again
    Hahahahaha Itachi-fan getting cut
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Itachi Solos View Post
    Cool story bro

    don't tell it again
    mate you need to loosen up, Itachi's is only a fictional character not a religious figure like a prophet or god.
     
         

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    Re: 101 ways to annoy Itachi-san!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shimu Aburame View Post
    mate you need to loosen up, Itachi's is only a fictional character not a religious figure like a prophet or god.
    Took the words right outta my mouth aha. Some people on NB seriously
     
         

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