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    How long could you last?

    Bored, so i'm making this thread..

    So your in a group of people touring a small old western town, for some odd reason.

    As you walk through the small town Sasuke and Naruto suddenly appear before you. They explain how they got there and tell you the only way to get back is to kill you and the rest of the group.

    Since we would be easy prey, and they would each solo us negative difficulty, they give you a 5 minute head start and allow you to get a couple of Molotov's and rifles.

    How long would you last without getting killed?


    I'd last about 30 seconds and die because of not being able to hide well.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Aww that suck we can't survive.. Idk I think I'll find a Mcdonalds or Krispy Kreme before I go..
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    I'd turn around and throw the molotov's and put some nice lead between their eyes, within the 5 minutes. Bla bla bla

    Bullets>>>Narutoverse
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Depends on long it takes to wake up.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    I'd go sexy no jutsu on them
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    I would wonder who put a molly in my drink, then I would steal the tour bus and go the LA.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Quote Originally Posted by General PSX360 View Post
    Aww that suck we can't survive.. Idk I think I'll find a Mcdonalds or Krispy Kreme before I go..
    Yeah I never actually thought about that. At least you'll get a good meal before you go.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Western Wheel View Post
    I'd turn around and throw the molotov's and put some nice lead between their eyes, within the 5 minutes. Bla bla bla

    Bullets>>>Narutoverse
    Pandas>>>Narutoverse
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    Depends on long it takes to wake up.
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    I'd go sexy no jutsu on them
    I'm sure that will distract them.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    i turn around and put a clips full of lead in there face before they can blink or activate a tech.
    cause i am a united states marine and we don't run from shit. (or i will be next year)
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    I would try to blind Sasuke and to use ramen to lure Naruto away before shoting him down when he is eating.. but yeah, 30 seconds if it fails.
     
         
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    Re: How long could you last?

    Probably a minute before I'm killed
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Quote Originally Posted by bcity View Post
    I'd go sexy no jutsu on them
    As if It would work on Sasuke
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    I will use transformation jutsu and turn into Sakura..
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    I think 10 seconds would do me
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    I'll give each of them a molotov and tell them to balance it on their head without using any jutsu or chakra at the point of contact for 5 minutes. Within few seconds..... Boom!!! Their heads are blasted. I won!! If they survive I'll shoot them till the last bullet. (only if they don't know anything about molotovs and rifles)
    Hmm? Ohhh Good Morning. O Lord!! What a nightmare.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Quote Originally Posted by Trolling King View Post
    i turn around and put a clips full of lead in there face before they can blink or activate a tech.
    cause i am a united states marine and we don't run from shit. (or i will be next year)
    So technically you still run from shit.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sachchidanand View Post
    I will use transformation jutsu and turn into Sakura..
    But we have no jutsu...
    Quote Originally Posted by zamki View Post
    As if It would work on Sasuke
    You never know.
    Quote Originally Posted by Basstyle1 View Post
    Probably a minute before I'm killed
    Nooo you lasted 30 seconds more.
    Quote Originally Posted by Skywardsword View Post
    I would try to blind Sasuke and to use ramen to lure Naruto away before shoting him down when he is eating.. but yeah, 30 seconds if it fails.
    We got to make sure to have instant ramen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trolling King View Post
    i turn around and put a clips full of lead in there face before they can blink or activate a tech.
    cause i am a united states marine and we don't run from shit. (or i will be next year)
    Susano'o and Chakra cloak say hi. By the way good luck on the Marine thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by tingun View Post
    I would wonder who put a molly in my drink, then I would steal the tour bus and go the LA.
    Molly? from 21 jump street?
     
         
    Last edited by LeSauce; 07-27-2013 at 01:51 PM.

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Can Sakura or Hinata at least come too so I can get a bj before I die? But I could last a little bit. Maybe shoot Sasuke in the nuts, but that's about it for me
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    I'd just Talk no Jutsu them into letting me live.

    So how long would I last? 50 years. Then I die of cancer.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Quote Originally Posted by LeSauce View Post
    But we have no jutsu...

    You never know.

    Nooo you lasted 30 seconds more.

    We got to make sure to have instant ramen.

    Susano'o and Chakra cloak say hi. By the way good luck on the Marine thing.

    Molly? from 21 jump street?
    I will lure Naruto away using Ramen and then tell Sasuke that Naruto was the one responsible for massacre of his clan (being the host of Kyuubi Jinchuriki), but Itachi never told him, as Itachi never wanted to spoil there friendship..
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    well.. the first thing I do is call my buddy goku......
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Quote Originally Posted by ahhimane View Post
    I'll give each of them a molotov and tell them to balance it on their head without using any jutsu or chakra at the point of contact for 5 minutes. Within few seconds..... Boom!!! Their heads are blasted. I won!! If they survive I'll shoot them till the last bullet. (only if they don't know anything about molotovs and rifles)
    Hmm? Ohhh Good Morning. O Lord!! What a nightmare.
    Would they be able to survive a blast like that?
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    I think 10 seconds would do me
    imagine what you could do within those ten seconds.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Laughing Man View Post
    Can Sakura or Hinata at least come too so I can get a bj before I die? But I could last a little bit. Maybe shoot Sasuke in the nuts, but that's about it for me
    Well I guess he won't be reviving the Uchiha clan after all.
    Quote Originally Posted by illidanson View Post
    I'd just Talk no Jutsu them into letting me live.

    So how long would I last? 50 years. Then I die of cancer.
    TNJ is powerful indeed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sachchidanand View Post
    I will lure Naruto away using Ramen and then tell Sasuke that Naruto was the one responsible for massacre of his clan (being the host of Kyuubi Jinchuriki), but Itachi never told him, as Itachi never wanted to spoil there friendship..
    At least you would get to watch a battle of epic proportions.
     
         

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    Quote Originally Posted by zamki View Post
    As if It would work on Sasuke
    I make naruto fight sasuke fr me
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Thank God I always carry an Assault rifle and molotovs.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Quote Originally Posted by GenKiDama View Post
    well.. the first thing I do is call my buddy goku......
    Well that escalated quickly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Staarkk View Post
    Thank God I always carry an Assault rifle and molotovs.
    Yes, thank him.
     
         

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    Re: How long could you last?

    Easy I'd kill the others dowse their bodies in alcohol hide out and try to roast Naruto and Sasuke when they check the bodies.
     
         

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