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    What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Hmm tough to say, but I would be on the look for some chainmail and any type of decent melee weap, crowbar/sword prefered, become known as le Zombie Slayer
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Go to the bar and have a pint until this all blows over.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    One word: Survive.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Chainmail, shield, battle axe, become a zombie hunter.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Have sex with a zombie.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    I'd just run whenever I had to if zombies were really as slow as TV/movies make them seem. I'd keep a gun on me and shoot them all in the kneecaps. Zombies mean no college so I'm gonna have a good ass time anytime I don't have to defend myself
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    You need to be more specific.

    1. How much time do I have until the zombies get to my location?

    2. How long has the outbreak been going on?

    3. What kind of zombies are they?
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Most people talk about how well they'd do in a Z-Apocalypse, yet they can't even defend themselves against a spider.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    I have a detailed zombie plan for if it happens when I'm in Jersey. Though, while at College.. I plan on killing all the people around me to make less a chance of them turning into zombies and eating me.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    "I've been waiting for this shit for the longest time."
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    I'd gather a small group of usefull that I trust in. We would gather our instruments for defense(knives, axes, guns, etc), the biggest amount of food we could get, supplies in general. We would get a cara and a person that knows the city and the region, this person would drive, or guide the driver.

    We would try to find a high place, to avoid most zumbies. We would try to find an isolated secure place that we could use as a base. The next, would be survival.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    zombie survival guide is a good book its a fun read if you havent already
    ....but i would probably kill a few zombies then bite the bullet myself...
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Probably go for a wank.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Ok I grab my shot gun a bat and a nice framing hammer. Head to bass pro or any other hunting store grab a machete and load up on Buck shot rounds for my shot gun and maybe grab a couple more shot guns for any other living people. Don't have to be to accurate with Buck shot to hit a zombie in the head also against a horde can take down a lot with one shot.
    The bat is to hit them in the head and the jaw. The head kills them the jaw makes them no threat break his jaw he can't bite hammer is my last ditch weapon used in combo with the machete.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAncientCenturion View Post
    I have a detailed zombie plan for if it happens when I'm in Jersey. Though, while at College.. I plan on killing all the people around me to make less a chance of them turning into zombies and eating me.
    This is were that quote comes to play: "fight the gdead, fear the living"
    I have read "The zombie survival Guide" so im more prepared, but as that preson in this thread said you have to be more specific.
    I am one of those person that kills zombies, not feeds them. IM A F*CKING ZOMBIE SMASHER (my rank speaks for it on bo1&2 zm)
    Haha, but seriously I would prepare for it e.g. find/make a suitable shelter for family, friends and/or for others, gather supplies; food, water, ammo, ect, and most important i would be a valued leader.
     
         
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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Ammo up, move to a house boat, keep moving, and hope like hell flesh bags can't swim.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

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    Probably go for a wank.
    What does that translate to in American?
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

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    What does that translate to in American?
    Masturbation.....
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Team up with them

     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Get an H2 hummer, get my kids, steal medicine and food then get a tent. After that go camping with my kids in the middle of ****ing no where, that way the zombies won't be attracted there. Also get lots of guns and ammo
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Wait wait wait...Are we talking like Walking Dead Zombies? Where they move slow, or World War Z zombies? Those guys are speed demons.

    Either way, i'd still say a light metal baseball bat, and a shotgun would work for me.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Save the damsel in distress
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Get my 3D gear on & slice me some zombies .
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Quote Originally Posted by Six Paths of Logic View Post
    This is were that quote comes to play: "fight the gdead, fear the living"
    I have read "The zombie survival Guide" so im more prepared, but as that preson in this thread said you have to be more specific.
    I am one of those person that kills zombies, not feeds them. IM A F*CKING ZOMBIE SMASHER (my rank speaks for it on bo1&2 zm)
    Haha, but seriously I would prepare for it e.g. find/make a suitable shelter for family, friends and/or for others, gather supplies; food, water, ammo, ect, and most important i would be a valued leader.
    Yeah, I'l have two-three people for a long time. No more. We're killing people first, then luring zombies to the corpses and killing the zombies like that. Simply getting rid of would-be zombies, and zombies.
     
         

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    Re: What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

    Walk a mile to a gun shop.

    Grab guns and ammo.

    Come back home.

    Play "the Gorrillaz" on my iPod.

    Play the waiting game.
     
         

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