This is about a father who's daughter is starting to date. He wants to meet all of the boys before they go out. As each boy comes in, the father is holding a shotgun and asks the boys name and where they're going. The first boy comes in. "My name is mark, and were going to the park." The father nodded and let hem go. Next, a boy came in and explained "My name is Eddie, and were going to get some spaghetti." Again, the father nodded and let them go. Finally, the third boy came in. He said "My name is Chuck--" The father shot him immediately.
"Nobody gets off this island unless I want them to"
Re: Tell me your best joke.
Your neighbor Steve. Remember, I stabbed your dog to death with a spoon and then proceeded to rape your cookie jar while pretending it was your older sister? You and me used to hang out in High School. I was on the Fire Ferrets squad. I made varsity. It was really a good experience. Lately, I've been working on a novel. It's a love story. I think it could be hit. I'd love for you to read it sometime. Maybe we could discuss it over some Arkham Origins this weekend or maybe a movie? That'd be awesome.
Oh, hey, what's up?
I'm here to return the spoon.
A guy who's on his honeymoon with his new wife tells her to put on his pants. After she puts them on he tells her: "See that? Thats the last time you'll be wearing those in this marriage." The wife then tells him to try on her panties. After he puts on the panties she tells him: "See that? Thats the last time you'll be getting into those"