Naruto 653 Madara wins!
Naruto: Ok Obito, get ready to be defeated. I pulled the chakra out of you. Sage Mode + Nine Tails power ultimate Talk no Jutsu!
Obito: What....what are you doing?!
Naruto: Obito you were just sad about Rin and feel bad and you just need friends and love and friends and hokage and leaf and true friendship and feelings and loneliness and blah blah blah blah blah blah
Obito:....what.....how.....oh my glob....what have I done? Naruto you were right all along....I am sorry for all the problems I've caused. With my last ounce of power before I die I will make it up to you. Final forbidden jutsu Give everyone candy and apology note summon!
*Obito dies, everyone gets candy and apology notes*
Naruto: I did it! Believe it!
Madara: Finally, now it's my turn!
Naruto: Oh snap! I forgot about you! I am going to use talk no jutsu again, oh no....I just used it, I need to recharge it for a few episodes!
Madara: Now I got you! I am going to use the ultimate Sharingan technique! More forbidden then Izanagi!
Naruto: What is it?!
Madara: It is called POOMA!
Naruto: What is that?!
Madara: It allows the user to create something out of nothing. I just have to Pull Out Of My Ass! POOMA!
Naruto: But...but how?!
Madara: In exchange for my a$$ closing forever, I can pull anything I want out of it! So now I am going to pull the giant god tree blooming out of my ass! POOMA!
*Madara pulls the God Tree out of his A$$. It blooms and everyone goes into the dream state. Madaras backdoor closes....forever!*
Madara: I am full of so much win right now! Right guys? Guys? Oh yeah....I'm all alone now.....everyone is in the dream state.....well this is kind of boring and lame.....