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    Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Naruto: Ok Obito, get ready to be defeated. I pulled the chakra out of you. Sage Mode + Nine Tails power ultimate Talk no Jutsu!
    Obito: What....what are you doing?!
    Naruto: Obito you were just sad about Rin and feel bad and you just need friends and love and friends and hokage and leaf and true friendship and feelings and loneliness and blah blah blah blah blah blah
    Obito:....what.....how.....oh my glob....what have I done? Naruto you were right all along....I am sorry for all the problems I've caused. With my last ounce of power before I die I will make it up to you. Final forbidden jutsu Give everyone candy and apology note summon!
    *Obito dies, everyone gets candy and apology notes*
    Naruto: I did it! Believe it!
    Madara: Finally, now it's my turn!
    Naruto: Oh snap! I forgot about you! I am going to use talk no jutsu again, oh no....I just used it, I need to recharge it for a few episodes!
    Madara: Now I got you! I am going to use the ultimate Sharingan technique! More forbidden then Izanagi!
    Naruto: What is it?!
    Madara: It is called POOMA!
    Naruto: What is that?!
    Madara: It allows the user to create something out of nothing. I just have to Pull Out Of My Ass! POOMA!
    Naruto: But...but how?!
    Madara: In exchange for my a$$ closing forever, I can pull anything I want out of it! So now I am going to pull the giant god tree blooming out of my ass! POOMA!
    *Madara pulls the God Tree out of his A$$. It blooms and everyone goes into the dream state. Madaras backdoor closes....forever!*
    Madara: I am full of so much win right now! Right guys? Guys? Oh yeah....I'm all alone now.....everyone is in the dream state.....well this is kind of boring and lame.....
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Trashy didn't read.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Completely believable. With all the pounding's in the ass he took from Hashirama and his many wooden shafts, it is very believable that his ass is now gaping wide enough to pull out the Shinju.

    /Manga.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Unbelievable, it won't happen
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Obito:....what.....how.....oh my glob....what have I done?

    I ****ing lol'd
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Thanks for the laugh!
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    oh my glob obito is lumpy space princess now???
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Quote Originally Posted by -Sasuke View Post
    Trashy didn't read.
    Agreed.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    pooma lol what if madara had pull out pumba out of his ass
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Was that supposed to be funny?
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    read the first 3 comments. decided not to read it.!
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Thank you, it's my first attempt. With all the support you've given me, I know I can do better in the future!
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Quote Originally Posted by HiddenSound View Post
    Was that supposed to be funny?
    How dare you, that was my first attempt at a serious story. My mom says it was great and she would not lie to me. BAM! You just got shut down man.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    It wasn't even fun.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Quote Originally Posted by lifeofsara View Post
    It wasn't even fun.
    In Sweden it's not fun but here in the US it would pass for quality entertainment.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    what the hell is this?
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    funny man
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Quote Originally Posted by onimarutakeshi View Post
    what the hell is this?

    What this is sir, is me pouring my heart out here trying to tell a story.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    * goes in *



    * and then out *
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    even for a troll..........that was just sad...
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Naruto Manga Predictions in a nutshell.... good Job!
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    Laughed Mostly at the Comments hahaha.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto 653 Madara wins!

    didn't read.
     
         

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