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    Bird flew against the window = dead

    Well, a bird just flew against our window and lies on a table outside. I guess it is dead.
    I din't know what I should too.
    I would never even think about touching it.
    I hate animals.

    We live in 3rd Apartment

    My family members won't touch it either.

    I won't even touch it with something else
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    what a dumb being
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Don't know what to say man.

    Just gotta man the f*ck up and toss it somewhere
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    check if the bird is alive bro .-. lol that could be your new pet right there, there is lots of stories of people saving animals and later on the animals show gratitude to the person who saved them and besides what can a bird do to a human who is waay bigger than it LOOOL you scaredy cat
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Oh yeah, and its big. Not something like pigeon. Well, a big pigeon
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Quote Originally Posted by AllomnisymbolsparttwoT View Post
    check if the bird is alive bro .-. lol that could be your new pet right there, there is lots of stories of people saving animals and later on the animals show gratitude to the person who saved them and besides what can a bird do to a human who is waay bigger than it LOOOL you scardy cat
    I hate every Animal out there :/
    I think it already lies there 15 mins
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    You could cook it.
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    1. Grab it.

    2. Throw it away.

    3. Rest in peace (Optional).

    4. Wash your hands.
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    spit on it. show him what you're made of.
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Mannequin View Post
    1. Grab it.

    2. Throw it away.

    3. Rest in peace (Optional).

    4. Wash your hands.
    Man, It's too big to touch it. I owned little birds and to hed them, but that bird is like 10 times bigger
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Lyke View Post
    I hate every Animal out there :/
    I think it already lies there 15 mins
    Itachi facepalm at you bro.. Man up and go check that bird >:U what if you were in its shoes??
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Quote Originally Posted by AllomnisymbolsparttwoT View Post
    Itachi facepalm at you bro.. Man up and go check that bird >:U what if you were in its shoes??
    My brother already did it and he says he is dead. He says right after he lied on te table he moved a bit (something like trembling) but ten he stopped moving.
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Lyke View Post
    Man, It's too big to touch it. I owned little birds and to hed them, but that bird is like 10 times bigger
    Use both hands

    If it's too you'll have to go with plan b
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Mannequin View Post
    Use both hands

    If it's too you'll have to go with plan b
    Plan B? :D
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Mannequin View Post
    Use both hands

    If it's too you'll have to go with plan b
    Plan B? :D
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

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    My brother already did it and he says he is dead. He says right after he lied on te table he moved a bit (something like trembling) but ten he stopped moving.

    well dig a hole somewhere in the dirt and bury it :D I buried animals before and a fish. it's the least you could be for the poor bird unless a rat comes and eat it and ants with flies eeck
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Quote Originally Posted by AllomnisymbolsparttwoT View Post
    well dig a hole somewhere in the dirt and bury it :D I buried animals before and a fish. it's the least you could be for the poor bird unless a rat comes and eat it and ants with flies eeck
    My problem is just how to remove it drom there.

    I live in a building 3rd apartment and it lies on a table on the terace (?) i don't know how to get rid of it.
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    you should give the bird a funeral
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    it might just be concussed. be a man and go check.
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

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    My problem is just how to remove it drom there.

    I live in a building 3rd apartment and it lies on a table on the terace (?) i don't know how to get rid of it.
    Simple,

    bring a bag and a stick,

    Let your bro open the bag wide. and you..use the stick to drag the bird INTO the bag so, you won't faint on your way down, then do the funeral
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Why do u hate animals??? :c
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Heartless, cruel people. That's what you are.
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

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    Heartless, cruel people. That's what you are.
    take your morals elsewhere this is the internet.
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Find a long stick or something push it a little bit . if it's alive you can see some movements tell me if it's alive or not . i will tell you what to do .
     
         

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    Re: Bird flew against the window = dead

    Just check it ffs..if it´s dead, it´s dinner.
     
         

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