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    how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    If you want to get out of Akatsuki just do this. Most likely though you will die if you do these.
    So Say your in the Akatsuki and you want out, follow these steps. If you’re not in the Akatsuki do these things for the heck of it. (Hopefully you don’t get killed):



    1.) At night if you have the bottom bunk of your partner, start kicking the top bunk.

    2.) If you have the top bunk, throw random heavy objects at your partner on the bottom bunk.

    3.) When Sasori isn’t looking, steal his arms and shove them in the toilet.

    4.) Chuckle once you hear ear shattering screams emitting from the bathroom.

    5.) Laugh hysterically once you find out it was Itachi screaming like a girl.

    6.) When Kisame is watching T.V, crawl around the couch he’s sitting on, while singing the “Jaws” theme song.

    7.) When he’s so annoyed, he gets up to walk away, sneak a “I’m actually gay” note on his back.

    8.) Watch as Deidara begins to flirt with him.

    9.) When he begins pounding on Deidara, tell him it’s not polite to beat on little girls.

    10.) When both Kisame and Deidara comes after you, run into Hidan’s room.

    11.) Replace his three-bladed scythe with a twig.

    12.) When he begins yelling at you, explain how Zetsu just wants people to be more eco friendly.

    13.) After you nearly escape death, hand Tobi 60 caffeinated sodas.

    14.) With a camera, record the entire Akatsuki trying to get Tobi to sit still and stop yelling at imaginary people.

    15.) Pull Tobi’s mask half way, then release it so it smacks his face.

    16.) Do this each time you see him.

    17.) Ask Zetsu if flowers turn him on.

    18.) When he flatly says “no”, tell him they turn Kisame on.

    19.) Video tape the fight they have later in the day.

    20.) Grab a 100 dollar bill from Kakuzu’s room and trade it for 25 cents with Pein.

    21.) When Pein asks why would you make such a stupid trade, tell him that 100 is a queer number.

    22.) Inform him that it’s perfect for him.

    23.) Ask him why he has a group of full grown men living with him.

    24.) When he mentions Konan, interrupt him by screaming “Your just using that as an excuse”.

    25.) Steal Sasori’s arms again, only this time, shove them in Tobi’s bed.

    26.) Laugh as Tobi screams and cries in a fetal position in the corner.

    27.) When Sasori asks about his arms, tell him Tobi just gets lonely at night.

    28,) Shrug when the rest of the Akatsuki ask you, why Tobi won’t sleep at night.

    29.) Give Zetsu a garden magazine, and call it his “special” porn.

    30.) Avoid being eaten.

    31.) Stare at Deidara when he’s sleeping.

    32.) In the morning, mention how he drools and sings nursery rhymes in his sleep.

    33.) Every time Hidan dose his religious stuff in his room, throw some of Deidara’s bombs at him.

    34.) Stuff the rest of the bombs in Kakuzu’s lunch.

    35.) Inform him that wearing your lunch went out of style a while again.

    36.) Steal all of Konan’s make up, and use it on Pein.

    37.) When Pein begins to yell at you about how ugly he looks, say “Your right make up makes you look like a fat hobo”.

    38.) Run around hanging Itachi’s pink underwear around the house.

    39.) When everyone asks what the hell, say that Itachi was only trying to get in touch with his creative side.

    40.) Take Kisame to an Asian buffet.

    41.) As he enjoys eating sushi, make him watch the cook chop up fry shark fins.

    42.) When he pukes all over the floor, tell him Nemo would be disappointed.

    43.) “Fish are friends, not food.”

    44.) Give Tobi a cute puppy plushie.

    45.) Fail to inform him of the spiders you hid inside.

    46.) Watch as he throws the spider infested toy at Hidan.

    47.) Laugh as Hidan screams and prances around like a girl.

    48.) Inform him, that he would be a good pole dancer.

    49.) Run like hell, then steal Pein’s diary and read it to the rest of the Akatsuki.

    50.) After reading aloud his deepest and most personal thoughts, tell him his thoughts are deep, and appoint him to a therapist that can help him.

    51.) If your not out by now, Take the rest of Deidara’s bombs he thought he hid from you, and blow up each room in the house while screaming and flailing your arms around.

    I did not make this, just thought it would be something funny to show.
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    I don't think they care, you are in Akatsuki you will survive
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    smash konan ?
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    Some are funny but some seems so mehhh
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    Just say you quite and leave your cloak thats it.
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuuybi View Post
    Lmao I read it from right to left, and was like wtf am I reading. "This doesnt make sense.
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    Quote Originally Posted by RNITBmsage View Post
    smash konan ?


    A good idea, but avoid getting a paper cut



    OT: Gotta love how team killing isn't a big deal for them.
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    try to spy on your boss
    attack one of your comrades then let him go without punishment for attacking you first
    slaughter your partners
    blatantly ignore orders to waste time fighting fodders
    blatantly disobey and fail your mission

    oh wait NONE OF THAT gets you kicked out. my mistake
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    If killing your partners won't get you kicked out(Kakuzu), I doubt this will.

    Them killing you technically isn't kicking you out...
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    If you think about quitting, this man will find you.

     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    Well this was pointless.
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    Its contract till you die, neither you can be kicked neither you can leave it on your own.....
     
         

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    Re: how to get kicked out of Akatsuki

    Just leave it like orichimaru that's enough .
     
         

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